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@tadaenio
est 7 / 24 / 22 . rules .
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megalobonia
eastern custom had the skeleton withdrawing his limb and dipping to a bow in return. to work in one country and live in another was a breeze for a guy like him, who had his fair share of known shortcuts up that sleeve.
the odd paths of which crossed great distances in a matter of a second.
❝ hey, picked out my best hoodie for the job and everything. ❞ his best slippers too, by the looks of it. ❝ when job description said suit yourself, i thought neck and tie wouldn’t dress well over my rib cage, y’know? but it’s your call, chief. ❞
anyone would have been taken aback by how one such bodyguard hadn’t been fired two quips in, but it looked as though his employer had a funny bone about him just as well. something sans could appreciate in a fellow employer– made the job easier, too.
❝ so, uh, there’s been trouble lately? y’know, for you to hire a bodyguard and all. askin’ mostly to have a scope of what i’ll be dealing with. ❞ or who.
not that it mattered a whole bunch to a guy who could look at someone and tell their kill count, but… that wasn’t exactly common knowledge. common knowledge was how efficiently the skeleton went about his profession, and that was all his clients truly needed to know.
“ i can tell , ” murmurs to some extent , tadano observant to how sans mocks straightening a tie with merely some words . it ‘ s phenomenal how one can appear so reputable yet come off so casual . ( call it a trade secret between the two of them . ) “ if i wasn ‘ t needed for this settlement , i would ‘ ve been in the same hoodie and everything . ”
gaze softens as the skeleton takes a more serious matter to plate , something his employer - the ceo - rolls over like pins in his hand . “ oh yeah , nearly forgot what i hired you for . ” fingers move to smooth back messy locks , bare the brunt of his frustrations on forehead through faint wrinkles . “ i ‘ ve got some disgruntled customers who ‘ ve been a little too attached to social media these past couple of days . thought i could use an extra pair of eyes watchin ‘ out for me , y ‘ know ? ”
car door is shut with care behind him as tadano waves off his driver , stepping closer towards his newest hire with a swish of his tail . fingers gently graze the back of monster ‘ s skull in passing as a fond welcome to his business family . “ we ‘ re due in ten minutes , seventeeth floor . you comin ‘ ? ”
RULES.
. for the sake of my mental health , this blog is low maintenance . this means i will not live up to anyone ' s standards as i once tried to . what i get done on my own time — at my own pace — is no one ' s business .
. i do not have netflix , therefore my knowledge only extends to clips from youtube . henceforth , my tadano is entirely my own .
. i am 22 , and as to avoid trouble , i will only interact with those who have their age listed and are above 18 . i retain the right to heighten this minimum if i see fit .
. additionally for mental health reasons , this blog is strictly SFW . discussion of NSFW or suggestive content outside the realm of subtle context clues will earn a warning .
. i believe in the phrase ' fool me once , shame on you . fool me twice , shame on me . ' — and because of this , i will only give warnings once regarding the same rule broken repeatedly without an effort to change .
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@megalobonia cont. . .
“ sans , huh ? ” tadano politely and respectfully bows his head in greeting , noting the oh - so casual attire his hired help arrived in . “ dressed to impress , aren ' t you . ”
his laugh leaves in a light - hearted flutter of breath , hand mindlessly adjusting a cufflink out of nervous habit . “ in any case , glad to have you on board with us . ah — well . . . with me . ” it wasn ' t often tadano would intermingle with the modern day politics of humans and monsters ; although , from what he ' s heard , this skeleton holds QUITE the reputation .
“ kinda wish i brought a change 'a clothes now that i think about it . ” nevermind the fact of his meeting with a commerce client hoping to utilize freeride ' s technology for their offices .
sleepytime-muses
Oh, he was… Joking? She laughed nervously after she had already stepped aside. … Wait, did he not know what he wanted either? … Pfft-
“You were just using this as an excuse to talk to me, weren’t you…? I messed it up.” She laughed awkwardly. “Making an excuse to hold my hand, too? You’re so funny, Tadano.” She pats him slightly, looking back at the vending machine. “… How about we decide for each other to help? What are you looking at the most?”
“ oh , honestly , i ‘ d just like a soda . ” of course , he doesn ‘ t want his decision to influence hers ! he ‘ ll fish for his phone , prepared to tap ENI - O to the payment option screen as to purchase with credit . tadano takes note how retsuko picks at how he had tried playing prince charming — albeit briefly , a hand coming to the back of his neck . “ you can choose which soda i drink , diet or regular . as for you , ” with his credit deposited , tadano politely selects a candy bar with crunchies in it . “ best of both worlds , don ‘ t you think ? ”
tadanoandeni-o
“I have seen myself in a mirror. I just have never seen myself out of a mirror before. How exactly did you even come out of it? If that’s where you come from? Or… Are you… from the future? Did I make a time travel machine and I was able to travel to the past?” Tadano was now trying to come up with an idea of why this was even possible.
“ oh , nothing like that . ever heard of the theory of multiple universes ? they say no two working timelines are the same , hence how it ‘ s possible no two of the same person can coexist . so by that logic , we ‘ re alike , but not the same . ” seems this other tadano wasn ‘ t as affluent in theories as he was , at least when it came to larger conspiracies .
freckledhyena
Haida’s eyebrows furrowed softly. He didn’t mind paying for the both of them but if the other’s concerned on drying him out financially, they didn’t have to worry. “Oh? Are you…sure?” He asked with a hint of concern, tilting his head off to the side a bit. He seemed to understand, pocketing his hands. “Let’s go, shall we?”
“ obviously , i ‘ m certain . ” it was only polite , not to overeat one ‘ s welcome . hands adjust his jacket as he watches haida apprehend hands to their relative residence , head lifted and bobbed with a nod of approval . “ sure thing . drinks are on me later , so long as you ‘ re paying for the food now . ”
hifimuses
He raised an eyebrow. Haida really never knew what to expect out of Tadano. “You sure about that? I’ve been told I can be sorta over dramatic. I wouldn’t wanna worry you too much or over burden ya.” The hyena found the sentiment rather sweet. He just wasn’t sure how to accept it.
“ oh , absolutely . 1 0 0 % sure . ” acceptance or not , every speckle on hyena ‘ s fur seemed to dance with color at the mere mention of favoritism . ears flick overhead as tadano breaches sanctuary just to hone his senses to how rain patters upon umbrella held aloft above the two . “ what , thought i ‘ d let you catch a cold over some hot - blooded one - sided rivalry ? ” “ you ‘ re easy to read , y ‘ know . ”
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sleepytime-muses
She. Did not. Know he was there. Until she looked up and suddenly saw a reflection in the glass, which made her startle. She reared around, ready to punch someone’s lights out when she sees it just good ol’ Tadano!
“A-AH! You SCARED me! Don’t creep up on me like that, I almost pulled out my nun-chucks!” That is true. Her hand leaves her purse as she breaths a sigh of relief. “I… Can’t decide. You go ahead of me…” She steps aside to catch her breath from the encounter.
“ c ‘ mon now , retsy . do you need me to hold your hand while you place an order on the vendor ? ” his brazen laugh leaves half - heartedly just as scrutinous as how his playfulness rises . offered hand remains out as she moves aside , earning a rigid blink from her ex . “ huh ? ” she knows he was kidding , right ? rejected , he opts to glance over his options . oh great ; now they ‘ re both flighty on what to get .
@tadanoandeni-o cont. . .
“ funny how often the world surprises us , huh ? ” it ‘ s a genuine playful ploy to excuse how he brushes knuckles across the other ‘ s arm like a brotherly swat of some kind . less of a punch , more of some mocking jeer . “ what , never looked in a mirror ? you ‘ re acting like you ‘ ve never seen your own face before . ”
freckledhyena
“Yes, I’ve…I’ve been quite well.” Haida tilted his head a bit off to the side, raising an eyebrow. A soft hum at the offer, he answered, “Sure, I accept your offer. I do have some time during my lunch break but I’d get to pay for our lunch.” He then offered, a soft grin plastering across the hyena’s face.
and there it is , that subtle humble brag of haida ‘ s infamous one - uppance . man , tadano hasn ‘ t seen his friend take a knee like this in a while . one of them swimming in yen , the other just barely making it by with a nine to five . the gesture is still appreciated , if not already overkill . “ fine then , but i ‘ ll be eating light in that case . ” best not to empty out linen - lined pockets anyways . haida ‘ s clearly a hard worker , unlike him . it ‘ d be a waste of good money for something temporary lasting , like food . tadano makes note to reach over and pat the heckler on the shoulder , thumb tucked just shy of nape for added passiveness . “ spoil yourself if you feel like it , don ‘ t spend money on MY account of being there . ”
freckledhyena
“Yeah, it has been a while, Tadano.”
“ hope you ‘ ve been well , haida . ” spoken like a true gentlemen , yet still hides that veil of mystery between intonation and intent . pale eyes trail the odd space between office employee and tech entrepreneur , a slow blink discerning the relativity between comrades . “ haven ‘ t had the time for a friendly night out i take it ? no harm done , of course . ha . . . i was more so just asking out loud that if in the meantime you have extra freetime on your lunch , maybe i could treat you to some downtown pork teriyaki ? ”
“ oh , hey haida . ” smile ‘s corner quirks . “ been a while . ”