sarcastic llamas

srry not actually a blog about sassy lamoids

[cannibalchicken]

[arahir]

all night long the sword on the wall above my bed has been rattling and i finally woke up all the way and went wtf and turned on the light and found this.

[arahir]

@ those of you saying this is cute… that’s a feral rat. a feral rat hovered over my head watching me sleep for three hours while trying to figure out how to assassinate me with a longsword. thanks.

[electronictragedy]

While you slept, He studied the blade

[starwarsgraphictee]

Despereaux SNAPPED

[arahir]

this last comment is the only funny one this post has ever gotten thank you for your service

[lux-morningstar]

[990000]

simongerman600

[brunhiddensmusings]

i was going to say ‘i have no idea what to do with this information’ but then i realized its a handy guide to generate fake words that sound english

[antidevelopment]

He won.

[skoogers-deactivated20200909]

im happy for him

[emperorcammy]

He got sixth place actually

[antidevelopment]

[steveinaspeedo]

[willygurl68]

The only sign I’ll take directions from

[gooodlongtime]

[bob-belcher]

Me: is this job really worth it????

My bills:

[knifefightscene]

[smarter]

me as a dad

[jlhgiyftr75587ityjgfhdsetljdse]

I am an old person and tumblr is the porch

[dgsurfers]

…

*starts walking towards you*

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[gamecubist]

a masterpost

[yellowbloods-deactivated2021051]

as someone who experiences the passage of time i really relate to this

[whitepeopletwitter]

[gatta-cicova]

[un-rare-deactivated20151106]

hey mom my friends are here, ill be back later

[gumtooth]

the sun has no business tapping out at the tender hour of 5pm bitch i have depression

[sunbathe]

me revisiting my scene phase playlist

[i124you]

me having a depressive episode