sarssucks.

remember remember remember

[typographylovers]

[tomshardy]

[cerceos-deactivated20160308]

Parfois

[funnuraba]

SHOUTOUT TO CATS FOR GETTING THEIR CLAWS STUCK IN THINGS AND THEN WHEN YOU HELP THEY GET OFFENDED THAT YOU TOUCHED THEIR PAW

[bloomflowersbloom]

soft hues of pink in the sky as I was walking back home today

[miryam1981]

[facings]

Since most of y'all haven’t seen the video

[lioneater]

how can I ever feel sad when this exists

[dailydormer]

“Men still have trouble recognizing that a woman can be complex, can have ambition, good looks, sexuality, erudition, and common sense. A woman can have all those facets, and yet men, in literature and in drama, seem to need to simplify women, to polarize us as either the whore or the angel. That sensibility is prevalent, even to this day.“  - Natalie Dormer

[doriimer]

[gentlefeline-deactivated2017012]

mansur gavriel

[whitney-hayes]

[today-ifuckedup]

Today, I fucked up... by calling a locksmith when I was “locked out” of my car

I’ll preface this by saying I’m usually not a stupid man but I was at the end of my third 16 hour shift in a row and I was very tired. I’ll make this quick:

I got off work, went out to my car, hit the button for the doors on my remote unlocker - as usual. Nothing happened. I tried it a few more times, battery must be dead. I stand there for 10 minutes, mashing the little button, hoping for enough juice to open the doors. Nada.

I call a locksmith, explain that I’m locked out of my car. He says he’ll be right over. 20 minutes later he arrives. He walks up with his tools, inserts a thing that looks like a blood pressure cuff in the door jamb. He starts making conversation as it inflates, pushing the door open:

“So locked your keys in the car? No problem sir, I’ll have it open in a minute.”

“No, my keys are right here, my key fob is dead.” I replied.

He stops and for about 10 seconds. Doesn’t say a word. He sees my keys in my hands. Takes them from me, inserts them in the lock and opens the door.

I was mortified. I was so in a habit of opening the doors with my remote fob that I entirely forgot that keys could be used to unlock cars manually. He started laughing so hard I thought he was going to have an aneurysm. After he stopped laughing, he told me there was no charge. The story he’d have to tell was worth the drive out.

[chrianna4l]

[khadds]

BITCH

[theinquisitiveintrovert-deactiv]

BETTER

[iamhannalashay]

HAVE

[pinkis0verrated]

MY

[honeynutinmycheerios]

MONEY

[lochnessprincess]

[just-shower-thoughts]

What really blows my mind is that NASA is able to receive data from a 4.67 billion miles far away spacecraft, while i lose wifi signal once i move to the kitchen

[sassymccoy]

#@nasa what’s ur wifi password

[missjraffe]

[aperiodofsoftness]

[meilne]