Exx's Hideout

I post about Art, Witchcraft, and Shifting!

[tiktaalic]

Arugula is some crap they found on the ground for real

[creepymutelilbugger]

thats because its plance. there are others as well

[stormwaterwitch]

Rabbits Rabbits Rabbits

Reblog this on the first of the month for good luck all month long!

[dumbbbunnnyy-deactivated2021021]

[hydrahowl]

Faggot /neg

i cant tell if its funnier that theres an overlap between "tonetag user" and "person who uses slurs derogatorily", or that you had to specify it was negative

[ponku-po]

Do You Think God Stays in Heaven Because He too Lives in Fear of What He's Created

[creepymutelilbugger]

[sighinastorm]

uh, source?

[frowningfox]

Source:

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Meet the Mona Lisa of the Prado, the earliest known copy of Da Vinci’s best portrait. Similarity in the undersketch of the painting indicates that this was very likely painted concurrently with the original Mona Lisa, by a student of Da Vinci.

There is much controversy in the art world over the question of whether or not to clean the fragile Mona Lisa, but her sister has been restored and some fairly odd later alterations removed to show the original vibrant colors and lighting. Some details, such as the sheerness of her shawl and the pattern on the neckline of her dress, have become utterly obscured in the original, but in the restored copy they’re perfectly clear.

It blows my mind a little bit to look at these two sisters side-by-side and imagine how much vivid detail could be hiding in the Mona Lisa under 500 years of rotten varnish. 

[the-theatre-ghost]

THE COPY HAS EYEBROWS

[rxseblue-archive]

Your response to a beautiful piece of artwork done by Leonardo Da Vinci himself is “SHES GOT EYEBROWS”. Alright. All intelligent life has been lost.

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Yo Snooty McSnotwhine, the Mona Lisa’s vanished eyebrows have been the subject of debate and analysis in the art expert community for hundreds of years, long before your parents squirted water at each other from across the clown car and then honked their bicycle horns to indicate they really wanted to make a smug, insufferable little clown baby together. 

[mmkayn]

this continues to be the best reply to a criticizing comment on this site

[touhouweed]

I just want queer safety and queer happiness

[touhouweed]

and a queer $500k

[fursonas]

an erotic poem:

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg

[chongoblog]

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

[chongoblog]

[ciphertology]

dni if you have no whimsy and no joy for the miracles found within the mundane

[meltymooncakes]

what does this mean help

[femmeharlequin-deactivated20240]

It means get sillay or perish

[weaver-z]

I love folklore so much because depending on the location and era it comes from it's either the most terrifying concept or the dumbest thing you've ever heard

[weaver-z]

Mexican Folklore: You think this place is a Normal Location? Tch. You fool. Everyone knows this place is the SCARY Location.

British Folklore: There's a little Beast in your house... make sure you give it the necessary porridge....... otherwise it might turn to mischief.......

German Folklore: For the love of God, do NOT trust hot people and do NOT trust babies and do NOT trust short men and do NOT trust Christmas and do NOT trust sausage and do NOT trust the elderly and

US Folklore: This Giant Boy From Texas Is God's Favorite

[palmer]

Girl your pussy is so deep and cavernous it is like a spring-fed lagoon. And I am splashing in the cool crystal waters.

[chringle]

Thought this said carnivorous

[palmer]

Girl your sweet nectar has led me to the digestive fluid in your carnivorous pussy and I’m being dissolved for nutrients

[they-bite]

when i say my gender changes to the tune of the bit i mean a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do and if he can’t then god forbid women do anything

[wilbursoot-updates]

Wilbur is (most likely) in Tommy's Instagram story!

[jinxpologist]

mods are y'all doing okay do you need to talk to someone

[wilbursoot-updates]

[kakashibestie]

[soapoey]

Taylor swift has fallen down into a scary hole

[himejoshikomaeda]

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

[himejoshikomaeda]

I DONT CARE ABOUT TSWIFT BUT IF THE SCARY HOLE GETS A TASTE FOR HUMAN FLESH I DONT KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN!!!!!!!!

[himejoshikomaeda]

sorry. i'm catastrophizing and sensationalizing. we have to be calm and think smartly pretty about this

[soapoey]

Its ok taylor swift flesh is probably very different from human flesh :))

[himejoshikomaeda]

hey. okay. yeah you must be right. its probbaly more like plastic and oil or something. okay. relaxing. this might be good for us

[soapoey]

The scary holes have started oil fracking

[himejoshikomaeda]

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

[cryptotheism]

The backrooms started as a mediocre SCP rip off but it gradually became one of my favorite pieces of collaborative media ever. It reminds me of the early internet. It's just 100,000 TikTok zoomers putting their hearts and souls into their OCs and slapping them into unmoderated wiki. It unironically fucks so hard.

[cryptotheism]

It's so wonderfully terrible. Kids these days aren't allowed to be bad at stuff. Not in the same way we were. It makes me so happy to know that kids are still doing delightfully un-self-aware bullshit, unfettered by the coffin of marketability. It's a spirit I strive towards.