sasha*writes*now

[onlytwitterpics]

[metaldinleyenpic0]

[thebelfry]

I just learned that the Russian word for “ladybug” translates to “God’s Little Cow”

[pikaole]

[ twitter / insta ]

[hopeless-and-lesbian-deactivate]

someone pls come over and make out with me

[dailyplatypus-blog]

[true------thrush]

now this is what Im talkin about 

[strangeaddiction]

[vxmp4eternal]

LMFAOOOO

[optical-disillusion]

[optical-disillusion]

[ghostlymoonmoth-deactivated2023]

[thoughtsoncelluloid]

Parks & Rec, Pretty Little Liars and the Fast & Furious films all exist in the same universe

[itsverybeautifulover-there]

And SCANDAL WTF

[thoughtsoncelluloid]

Oh jeez, SCANDAL….

….and BATTLESHIP too, apparently. It’s a goddamn conspiracy 

[thoughtsoncelluloid]

Oh god. He’s on REVENGE too. How deep does this rabbit-hole go….

[thoughtsoncelluloid]

Oh my god. DEXTER.

[thoughtsoncelluloid]

THE ACTUAL NEWS

[hijinksensue]

I read an interview with this guy (who is a real news anchor), and he said he told his acting agent that he is ONLY interested in parts where he plays a new anchor. This is no coincidence. This is by design. 

[fieldbears]

what is his plan

[teenscoolest]

[sashawritesnow]

I'm a very creative person who rarely creates.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[frogconnoisseur-remade-deactiva]

[lurkingscientist]

[anxietyproblem]

[honeyglazedbabe]

Damn frog okay

[kittendrumstick]

Milkshake needed her own set of pumpkin pictures this year! She tolerated this for about five minutes before she got bored and kept looking for something else to do.

[hobolunchbox]

[cute-animals-only]

[isstinna]

BREAKING NEWS

I just learned about a bird species called Golden Plover. Their chicks have an amazing camouflage: their baby fluff resembles MOSS!

LOOK AT THEM! JUST LOOK AT THEM!

...Oh to be a tiny golden plover lying in the moss safe and sound waiting for your mom to bring you some worms...

[damnit-julian]

@normal-horoscopes

[normal-horoscopes]

ATTENTION: IT IS NOW TIME FOR MOSS

[chichiraion]

Reminds me of the "Tapera Naevia" aka Striped Cuckoo whose chicks look like Pine Cones, so now we have "Moss Birb" and "Pine Cone Birb"