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Wait why did I not realise until now that when you message someone first on bumble it lets you send ONE message and that's it 😭 they had a walter white cosplay on their profile and I fear I have failed to be normal about it
OK THANK GOD
stop. analyse that text through the lens of its author's intentions and original historical context. okay now take the author out back and kill them dead and analyse that text as though it were published by your mutual yesterday and is in direct conversation with the contemporary discourse that's most relevant to your life. okay now pick your favorite angle of interpretation and come up with the strongest possible argument against it. now imagine that the text is your best friend and that it means you well and that you naturally give it every benefit of the doubt because you're on its side and you want the best for it. now imagine that the text wants you dead and it'll eat you if you don't eat it first. now pretend that you found this text locked away in a cave with no evidence of when or where it came from and you have to divine its meaning solely through its internal coherence and nothing else. okay now address the elephant in the room aspect of the text you've been ignoring because you find it boring or confusing or uncomfortable and become the number one expert on it. now spend forty minutes assigning all the characters dnd classes with at least three sentences of reasoning each. okay now do the cha cha slide.
I didn’t realize there were so many people getting destroyed by mattresses 😂
I love these so much.
Light Yagami: *furiously writing Bugs Bunny's name in the Death Note*
Bugs Bunny: *standing behind him and peering over his shoulder* "Bugs" is spelled with a Z.
Light Yagami: *without turning around* Ah yes, thank you *erasing furiously and continues writing*
Bugs Bunny: *stroking chin* Or was it an S?
Light Yagami: *erasing again and writing again*
Bugs Bunny: No, it was definitely a Z.
Light Yagami: *erasing again, even more agitated*
Bugs Bunny: Wait! It was a TH!
Light Yagami: *turning around, red faced* Can you decide on a spelling already?! *awkward pause, realizing who he's talking to*
Light Yagami: *screams, notebook and pen shooting up*
Bugs Bunny: *yoinks them both out of the air* Now let's see... Light Yagami... *begins scribbling*
Light Yagami: *on his knees, hands clasped* Wait, no, please, I beg of you! Spare me!
Bugs Bunny: *turning the Death Note around to reveal he doodled an unflattering caricature of Light*
@charlesoberonn made a really, really good post that I stole to make... this
World Heritage Post
I managed to listen to exactly 3 seconds of this before I laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe.
i feel like people aren't getting how dire ai is. we are running out of drinkable water. our brains aren't engaging as much with what we see and hear. people near data centers don't get clean water and experience electricity blackouts. it's being used to make pornography of underaged people and women. it often just lies. it affirms everything. it lies. it has made people kill themselves. it lies for gods sake. and people act as if im dramatic for being staunchly against it. 'now i KNOOW you hate ai and whatever, but look at this cute video' this isn't me being a new age puritan about internet videos, this is about the fucking earth and our future living on this planet. people are suffering now, people will suffer more, and my friends and parents will roll their eyes and think im annoying for despising ai so explicitly. we need to wake up because we cannot live like this
i saw an image that was very Yusuke Kitagawa
matching textpost memes for you and the squad 🥲
"errm actually not all ai is bad" bro the internet is fucking unusable you know what ai i'm talking about
‘You should only send hearts to ppl you’re romantically involved with’
WRONG! BOUNDLESS PLATONIC LOVE, WARMTH, AND ENTHUSIASM BE UPON YE!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
To all my mutuals 😌
No, it's gone
The problem is I always want to dm my mutuals some shit like "I consider you an ally to my cause"
Reblog to tell your mutuals "I consider you an ally to my cause"
3baka text post < >
rooftop squad text post < >
There was this guy in the 1800s - I can't remember his name, but his name is recorded somewhere - who honestly argued that if given the choice between a beautiful woman and a heron, deep down in their most earnest true heart, every man would rather fuck the heron. And he got mad when people denied this, continuing to deny this what he had decided must be an universal truth, instead of praising him for being the only one who was brave enough to finally say it out loud. Like he really thought that every single person telling him "Jesse what the hell are you talking about" was not only denying him, but denying themselves their true desires and perpetuating the apparently massive cultural lie that herons aren't fuckable.
Anyway what I'm saying here is that every once in a while whenever you find yourself in a situation where nobody else is willing to agree with something that you consider the most obvious truth, take a moment to meditate on the possibility that perhaps they do mean what they say, and perhaps they are right. Maybe nobody else but you wants to fuck the heron.
You can't just leave this in the replies
I've lately taken to calling various cognitive biases 'sins', and this one i call The Sin Of Universalizing Your Experiences. Famous culprits: Freud, this guy above, and every fucken one of us, on occasion.
insane some people don't use ad blockers? babe why r u rawdogging the internet
it's a CESSPIT out there. wrap it before ya tap it babes!!!
the notes are insane
"im on mobile" adblocking exists for mobile
"im broke :(" ADBLOCKING IS FREE
"im lazy" i truly sympathize with executive dysfunction, but this is one of those quality-of-life things you need to prioritize. 3 minutes of research/installation will save you a thousandfold in time and energy. it can even help with brain fog (most people don't realize how much mental energy ads actually steal)
"i like ads" my jaw is on the fucking floor. you chose to live in a sewer, yet you will never be a ninja nor a turtle. you do not have a warrior's heart.
"adblock exists for mobile"
"Adblock is free"
That doesn't sound real but okay.
*inhaling deeply and reminding myself that Shaking The Baby only endangers the baby, and does not assist it to learn or grow* in spite of everything there are beautiful and important truths within this world that you must learn, and i must help you to learn
