wowie zowie

hi im alex and im 19 ~ ~

[hydro-homies]

I mean

[von-snow-deactivated20240101]

I support this

[annushorribilis]

[seriousjones]

the sexual tension between two gas stations on the same intersection

[yarking]

I’m so sick of this shit. Two gastations can’t even be on the same block without some walnut shipping them, while I can’t find a single fic for dennys/applebees with dennys bottoming.

[storytruths]

you’re literally out of your mind if you think Dennys isnt a top

[vikingofficial-deactivated20241]

I wish the 2012 apocalypse actually happened

[h0odrich]

what drugs have you done

nice try mom

[haiderabd51]

[dreamgrl1998-deactivated2022072]

can’t my serotonin levels just regulate their fucking selves. grow up

[girthakitt-blog]

one time a white student from the university in my home town was talking to a student that came from africa to study and said “wow growing up in africa must have been so tough for you” and he just replied “my family could buy you” and walked away

[chromolume]

the most exciting thing about tumblr is when you’re reading an issue post and you have to guess if you’re supposed to agree with it or not before getting to the last comment

[konohaeleven]

Me reading a text post

[just-shower-thoughts]

Just realized cowboys go yee haw and ninjas go hee yaw

[marthaandpaul]

[babyanimalgifs]

[furlockhound-inactive-moved-dea]

[arrowquillpokemon]

game: has any kind of elemental based fighting system

me: apply pokemon logic

[gluttonousgoddess]

To be fair Pokemon element logic is rooted in normal logic.

[arrowquillpokemon]

yeah, everyone knows a wrestlers biggest weakness is the local pigeons

[karnalesbian]

go outside and try to suplex a bird

[dolleyeresponse]

tell me how bug resists fighting

[karnalesbian]

go outside and try to suplex a bug

[dojacat]

A parent: say thank you

little baby: tank you :)

Me:

[rory-has-bpd]

all days are the same. i don’t feel alive anymore.

[shindysbaby]

you know what sucks? everything bye

[jaiology-deactivated20181217]

Tbh drunk me is just regular me but 2x as honest and 10x as horny

[someuglygal]

me AF

[05fordexplorer-deactivated20211]

cooking and cleaning is a basic life skill and not a gender role🗣🗣

[unclefather]

me: *shines my cellphone light in the complete pitch black dark looking for something*

my cat: