Sassmaster Alex Rider

A blog dedicated to the smartmouth fourteen year old English spy. All characters and the Alex Rider trademark belong to Anthony Horowitz.

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- Stormbreaker (2006)

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- Stormbreaker (2006)

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- Alex Rider (2020)

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- Stormbreaker (2006)

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“Schoolboy trick.”

- Stormbreaker (2006)

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- Stormbreaker (2006)

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- Alex Rider (2020)

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- Stormbreaker (2006)

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Alex Rider: I didn’t set fire to the arena!

Ash: No. But you pulled it into the river.

Alex Rider: That put the fire out.

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Tom Harris: Alex! What happened to you? You look awful!

Alex Rider: Really? I feel great. . . .

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“I heard you were up,” Bennett said. “How are you feeling?” Alex wasn’t sure what to say. Just seeing her made him feel sick again. “Never better,” he muttered.

Alex Rider, Crocodile Tears

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Alex Rider: You’re not joining us?

Myra Bennett: Mr. McCain has asked to eat with you alone.

Alex Rider: Well, you can do the washing up.

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Alex Rider: It seems that every time your family meets me, something bad happens.

Sabina Pleasure: Will you come to San Francisco?

Alex Rider: There’d probably be an earthquake or something.

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Myra Bennett: The Reverend McCain would like you to join him for dinner.

Alex Rider: That’s very kind of him. I hope it’s better than the lunch.

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Desmond McCain: Good-bye, Alex. You’re going on a slow journey to hell.

Alex Rider: Let me know what it’s like.

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Smithers: Very good of you, Alex. I’m always amazed how helpful you are.

Alex Rider: Well, Mr. Blunt is very persuasive.