#desmond mccain

[imnotadogiswear]

I’ve only read up to Ark Angel at this point but here are some more ideas for a villains react to the books fic:

Begins with Russian Roulette so everyone knows what Yassen’s deal is

Smithers becomes a prime target for revenge/kidnapping

Cray begrudgingly respecting Alex for dropping Skoda on a police conference

Sharkovsky twists how he treated Yassen: “He ate fine food every day!”

Everyone compares their henchmen

Grief being his charming racist self

Rothman gets called out for her creepy behavior (like seriously, she called a 14-year-old her “boy toy”)

Sarov still caring about Alex

Yassen is mocked for his attachment to the Riders

Every character tears into each other’s mistakes

In the end they’re all transported to before the series began. What changes do they make?

Feel free to add on ideas!

[sassmasteralexrider]

Desmond McCain: Good-bye, Alex. You’re going on a slow journey to hell.

Alex Rider: Let me know what it’s like.

[random-jot]

I find it kind of amazing that Alex was even phased by those crocodiles considering all the shit he's had to endure over the past year

[imnotadogiswear]

Forget protagonists reading to the books, I want to lock all the Alex Rider villains in a room and see their reactions to the series.

[sassmasteralexrider]

Desmond McCain: Were you planning to attack me?

Alex Rider: No. But that’s a good idea.

[sassmasteralexrider]

Desmond McCain: Have you ever eaten ostrich?

Alex Rider: They don’t serve it in the school cafeteria.

[sassmasteralexrider]

Desmond McCain: She is a remarkable woman. When this is over, she and I plan to get married.

Alex Rider: You must let me know what to buy you.

[sassmasteralexrider]

Desmond McCain: Just for once, I want you to behave like an ordinary child. You’re going to cry and beg me not to hurt you. And then I’m going to put this gun between your eyes and shoot you dead.

Alex Rider: Then you might as well shoot me here. I’m not playing your games.