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@sassmasterhawke-blog
Since life in Hawke land is so slow I will make (probably very short) event minis for people tonight/tomorrow. No cap for now, because I will eat my hat if I get more than 5. But that may change if people have a cruel sense of humor.
Make fun of this dork and his lack of ocean knowledge.
—- i wanna know where that one totally straight guy is on the ship
“’Totally straight’, what a fascinating concept. Do go on.”
"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!"
“Your pickup lines still haven’t gotten better.”
“And you’re so sure about that?”
“Well I WAS. You certainly can’t say you never try to tear me down.”
"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!"
“Your pickup lines still haven’t gotten better.”
“Oh I see right through that annoyed act, you can’t pretend like you don’t love the attention.”
“Y-you understaaaaand what I mean! I agree completely with you, Sir!”
“Infomeeercial? Oh, oh, if I can just sit around all day and watch a magic box, then there’s no need to fight at all! Can you teach me how to master it? It sounds so….so….enticing!”
“I wouldn’t say there’s no need to fight at all, but it would certainly stop a lot of problems if people decided they were less interested in lighting one another on fire and decided to instead spend their time and efforts deciding how best to slice a banana.”
sassmasterhawke
“Now, you won’t punch me if I ask a question, right? This is a street, not a tavern.”
Good, the bases were down, at least. With that said, the man would gesture at the offending streetlight that had he had been puzzling over for the past few minutes.
“Say, if red means go, and green means stop, what does the yellow light mean?”
Garrett wasn’t used to being approached on the street, probably because most people were younger than him and looked less like a bear in human form. Still... he could at least help, right?
Assuming he understood the question in the first place.
“Uh... yellow light?” Of course he had never bothered to figure out traffic lights. He didn’t have anything to drive here. “I have... no idea. But, by the looks of it, it seems like people tend to speed up when they turn yellow.”
“Lazy is such an ugly word–I prefer the term selective participation.”
“Why fight when you can nap, am I right?”
“There are these things called ‘infomercials’ that seem to be on the television box, I can’t understand why people would bother fighting when they have twenty four hours of those at their fingertips.”
[message sent at 3:26 am]
TEXT: Why are there so many items for sale over the television box? TEXT: Do people need so many kitchen devices and types of face powder?
bold which habits your muse has
nail biting | throat clearing | lying | interrupting | chewing the ends of pens | smoking | swearing | knuckle cracking | thumb sucking | muttering under their breath | talking to themselves | nose picking | binge drinking | oversleeping | snacking between meals | skipping meals | picking at skin | impulse buying | talking with their mouth full | humming/singing to themselves | chewing gum | leg jiggling | foot tapping | hair twirling | whistling | eye rolling | licking lips | sniffing | squinting | rubbing hands together | jaw clenching | gesturing while talking | putting feet up on tables | tucking hair behind ears | chewing lips | crossing arms over chest | putting hands on hips | rubbing the back or their neck | being late | procrastinating | doodling | shredding paper | peeling off bottle labels | forgetfulness | running hands through hair | overreacting | teeth grinding | nostril flaring | slouching | pacing | drumming fingers | fist clenching | pinching bridge of nose | rubbing temples | rolling shoulders
For those Dragon Age peeps who don’t all ready have me on skype, just message me and add me, I’d love to plot with/thread with all of you!
And for those of you who AREN’T castmates and want to... feel free to as well uwu I don’t bite I promise...
“… I see.” No, he doesn’t. It goes right over his head.
“Ah. I think so,” - Souji - “My friend, he’s been reincarnated.”
Hawke of course has no idea what to make of that, of course. “I see... that... must be a powerful sort of magic then,” he says, rubbing the back of his own neck gingerly.
“Although I did mean more that my friends seem to have different memories than what I know to be true. Events that never occurred, some of them remember me as a different person.”
“That sounds like some sort of plague. You were fleeing from disease?” He thinks of Souji and frowns. Never had he met a better fighter.
“I see. Have you fond memories of the place?”
“Something like that... I suppose. Darkspawn... evil creatures rise from inside the world and begin attacking people until the arch demon is defeated.”
“I have fond memories of the people. Some of them are here but... not quite themselves, if that makes any sense?”
Is everyone you knew from home bound to leave this place…? Or are you just particularly unlucky, it’s hard to tell.
ineedtoprayalot said: Ahem.
Oh. It’s you.
He hums in agreement. “Kirkwall is the name of your hometown?”
“Hardly. Kirkwall is the city my mother’s family came from. She moved to my hometown, Lothering, to be with my father. We had to move back because of the blight.”
“Ah, but for someone who has no idea about Thedas that must all be confusing. Kirkwall was a large city I used to live in for awhile.”
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“... you’re an ass.”
sassmasterhawke
{ 遠坂時臣}: 🔥~ “It’s good to see a fellow mage. I can feel the Mage’s Pride around you, my Lord.” Tokiomi spoke in a quite pleasant manner, smiling at the stranger. “I am Tohsaka Tokiomi, the head of Tohsaka Family. And you?”
Was it THAT obvious he was a mage? He wasn’t even wearing his robes anymore unless he was feeling particularly lazy or homesick. Still... Mage’s Pride sounded kind of badass. Not a bad thing, probably.
“You can call me Hawke. I’m assuming mages in your world had things pretty good, if you have something called ‘Mage’s Pride’, unless that’s just a title you came up with off the top of your head.”
sassmasterhawke
“The stars are difficult to see in this place.”
“Yes... it’s almost as though the lights from the city itself try to compete for the eye’s attention. Kirkwall had lights but nothing so glaring.”
