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-sounds of rattling tin cans-

Happy Dragon Age day, everyone. This was my contribution to @dragonageterminuszine, and I had so much fun drawing Warden Alistair amongst the griffons.

featherfangart

'Look, I've had a miserable week or two. Don't test me, because I am losing my patience.'

First date ideas

Ulric had half his face burned off a few days prior to this. Ofc he's not exactly... pleasant. Although, he'll start being very sweet for a certain someone and they will kiss soon after.

Also Alistair being the watchful bro he is. <3

alstromeri-a

enolezdrata

Small gift with Gale for jmsg92(twt)

weavingwyvernx

look, im as fond of academic/professor gale as the next person, but when i say academic, i do not mean aesthetic dark academia. i mean gale as an unhinged college professor who’s only there for the research. i mean gale who:

- comes in on four hours of sleep because he was rewriting one sentence for two hours at 2 in the morning

- has an extremely specific gripe with one very niche convention in his field, and will tell you about it

- has fallen asleep facedown in freshly inked parchment more than once

- irritates his colleagues because he’s always late on his departmental teaching paperwork, but he has tenure so there’s nothing they can do

- has VERY STRONG OPINIONS about other academics and their research or lack thereof

- is generally seen as both a brilliant academic and an absolute madman

THAT’S the good stuff right there.

dream--interrupted

Happy birthday, Ignis~~

kuviraissues

janeway in a black trench coat propaganda has got me at last

lunarlavenders

✶ Seeker of Truth ✶

stealingpotatoes

Have you ever considered a character role-swap AU for either the Clone Wars era or the Rebels era?

i drew a sith padme ages ago and more recently did that cal-trilla swap au, but let's make MORE of one!!!

(commission info // tip jar!)

dimsunstuff

and this man has the audacity to say red doesn't suit him...

Don't think about any part of this too hard, it was supposed to be pose practice and then it turned into a crack what-if-ben-stayed-on-mandalore au. I do what I want.

Mando Kenobi is so fun tho, it's giving me ideas

romans-art

your terror janeway is changing my life, I feel like I was the man crawling across the desert towards the Japanese radish but the radish was terror janeway

feel like this is us rn fr

fortunatelychaoticphantom

I swear to fucking god. I would claw out OneDrive from my computer if I could. I would burn down their servers if I could. I would run down their stocks to the ground if I could. I hope every single one of their workers gets a better offer from a competitor in the next 24 hours. I hope every single one of their light bulbs explodes at the same time. I hope every single carton of milk in their fridge will always be expired.

Stop backing up my fucking files.

Stop asking me to back up my fucking files.

Stop taking my fucking files off my fucking computer.

I don't want a fucking reminder in three fucking days. Let me fucking say no.

Fuckers.

prismatic-bell

Friend, I have news you're gonna love. Here's a text tutorial to get rid of that shit on Windows 10.

Here's a text tutorial to get rid of that shit on Windows 11.

Here's a video tutorial to get rid of that shit on Windows 10.

Here's a video tutorial to get rid of that shit on Windows 11.

Go forth. Be free.

amvs

interesting fact i have titanium in my spine

amvs

walkietalkiesaki

Fun Fact!

Titanium not only is crazy durable, but it noo magnet! Thas wy Dock chok jjiun spi; surgyr ad pater noster, qui es in cœlis; sanctificetur nomen tuum: Adveniat regnum tuum; fiat voluntas tua, sicut in cœlo, et in terra. Panem nostrum cotidianum da nobis hodie: Et dimitte nobis debita nostra, sicut et nos dimittimus debitoribus nostris: et ne nos inducas in tentationem: sed libera nos a malo.

amvs

dude got hit with the ol’ Lorum Ipsem beam😞

squareallworthy

Fun fact! Titanium is often used for medical implants because it's *dodges lorem ipsum beam* because it's strong, nontoxic, won't corrode inside the body, and best of all, *dodges* bone will directly grow onto it! This is called "osseointegration" and it means that your titanium artificial hip, dental implant, or whatever will have greater *dodges* greater mechanical stability and will ARRRGGH! aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit!

amvs

batmanisagatewaydrug

all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.

thepuppeteer-andthetrashmob

Isn’t Lady Gaga bisexual?

batmanisagatewaydrug

yes that is indeed why she's on the list of famous women who like women

batmanisagatewaydrug

why have multiple people reblogged this with some horse-assed "um actually most of these people are bi or pan" did I fucking stutter I said they like girls. what is your point. I'm going to kill you.

batmanisagatewaydrug

#op probably has this post muted but the icon is too real.

the icon is because of this post

wildflower182

POV: you make a good post and then encounter tumblr reading comprehension

ericrmalice-deactivated20240323

btw to just clarify for anyone who sees this reblog of this post

op is basically saying something along the lines of "yea ik taylor swift is bi but like. why is she y'all's only lgbtq+ pop icon when there are all these other lgbtq+ people in the pop scene???"

i might have worded this badly but hopefully i got the main point across

batmanisagatewaydrug

hi op here I certainly did not fucking say Taylor Swift is bi

1-800-horrorfilms

cealvan

Op is saying that liking Taylor for being QUEER or Lgbtqia+ is not a bad thing, but to also know she is not the only one.

He did not call anyone in the original post lesbian bi or pan.

He did call two people NB

batmanisagatewaydrug

you have to be fucking with me there's no way

batmanisagatewaydrug

#Op you gonna have to make a graph

on it:

batmanisagatewaydrug

#I think it’s so funny I got that damn Taylor swift ad underneath this#anyways this is reminding me of that makeup post from way back when#where someone was saying no makeup is a valid way to wear your face and everyone kept insisting that you only need like….4 products

yeah that was also my post

halfabouros

Please actually read the post because Taylor Swift isn't gay or queer you're just protecting because you want a reason to treat a real person like she's not humanly here.

If you want women or non-binary people to talk about their love of women there's actual bi/pan/lesbian artists who talk about their love of women and sing songs about it. You literally don't have an excuse to not listen to their songs at least once, especially if you're after W/W rep that Taylor Swift literally can't give you because she's Straight.

It's actually so simple in fact to find a song about kissing girls as a girl because there's a fucking song titled "I KISSED A GIRL" By LADY GAGA!!!!!

batmanisagatewaydrug

I Kissed A Girl is by Katy Perry