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Signs as Bob’s Burgers Gifs
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The Signs on a Blind Date
Aries: brags about concert they went to last night and shows off battle scars from bar fights
Taurus: *at fav diner* flirts and charms their way into eating entire appetizer, both entrees and dessert. puts everything on their tab
Gemini: isn't really interested, but upholds convo by telling lies about their career and *extravagant life* and hides that fact that they're really married
Cancer: tells their date about how they were raised, current life probs and cries at the end
Leo: talks about how amazing they are the whole time and tells them why they should *and are* going out again
Virgo: nervously babbles about useless facts about giraffes or something
Libra: seems interested and happy the whole time even when they aren't, looks at themselves in compact mirror throughout date
Scorpio: brings up wildest places they had sex and asks where they will be hooking up tonight
Sagittarius: makes plans to go bungie jumping together 7 seconds into the date
Capricorn: asks about their academic qualifications and investments and oh, whats ur credit score???
Aquarius: brings up that one time they were abducted by aliens and sparks up joint in middle of dinner
Pisces: gets piss drunk, whines about their childhood and manipulates date into coming home w them and also writing them a check for rent due tmrw
Where the Signs Should Live
Aries: rams live in the mountains or somethin go get ur horns stuck on another aries horns thx
Taurus: mexico bull olé
Gemini: twins tryna eat each other in the womb idk
Cancer: ew crabs in ur undies
Leo: in africa or the zoo? lion king of african zoo???
Virgo: virgins lol save room 4 jesus
Libra: fish scales u live on mermaids 2 bad ur not as cool as mermaids nerd
Scorpio: scorpions in the desert so basically hell u little demons byE
Sagittarius: all majestic in the forests u centaur 2 specied freak warriors
Capricorn: ha goat!! crave that mineral hope u get stuck on the side of that cliff
Aquarius: wtf the fuck r u?? alien water bender??? go back to outer space weirdo
Pisces: ur literally a fish???? take a guess
Signs as The Great Gatsby Quotes
Aries: "... So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
Taurus: "Angry, and half in love with her, and tremendously sorry, I turned away."
Gemini: "I've been drunk for about a week now, and I thought it might sober me up to sit in a library."
Cancer: "He smiled understandingly-much more than understandingly. It was one of those rare smiles with a quality of eternal reassurance in it, that you may come across four or five times in life. It faced--or seemed to face--the whole eternal world for an instant, and then concentrated on you with an irresistible prejudice in your favor."
Leo: "Whenever you feel like criticizing any one...just remember that all the people in this world haven't had the advantages that you've had."
Virgo: "There are only the pursued, the pursuing, the busy, and the tired."
Libra: "I hope she'll be a fool — that's the best thing a girl can be in this world, a beautiful little fool..."
Scorpio: "I believe that on the first night I went to Gatsby's house I was one of the few guests who had actually been invited. People were not invited — they went there."
Sagittarius: "Everyone suspects himself of at least one of the cardinal virtues, and this is mine: I am one of the few honest people that I have ever known."
Capricorn: "All I kept thinking about, over and over, was 'You can't live forever; you can't live forever."
Aquarius: "And I like large parties. They’re so intimate. At small parties there isn’t any privacy."
Pisces: "I was within and without. Simultaneously enchanted and repelled by the inexhaustible variety of life."
The Signs as Lana Del Rey
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Sublime
I don’t practice santeria: Aries, Virgo, Capricorn, Aquarius
I ain’t got no crystal ball: Taurus, Cancer, Scorpio
Well I had a million dollars but I, I spent it all: Gemini, Leo, Libra, Sagittarius, Pisces
Signs as Makeup Brands
Aries: Urban Decay
Taurus: Tarte
Gemini: Too Faced
Cancer: Morphe
Leo: Dior
Virgo: MAC
Libra: NARS
Scorpio: Kat Von D
Sagittarius: Lorac
Capricorn: Makeup Forever
Aquarius: Lime Crime
Pisces: Benefit
My Top 3 OTPs for the Signs (in order)
Aries: Libra, Leo, Gemini
Taurus: Scorpio, Capricorn, Virgo
Gemini: Sagittarius, Aquarius, Aries
Cancer: Capricorn, Pisces, Scorpio
Leo: Aquarius, Aries, Libra
Virgo: Pisces, Capricorn, Taurus
Libra: Aries, Sagittarius, Leo
Scorpio: Taurus, Pisces, Cancer
Sagittarius: Gemini, Libra, Aquarius
Capricorn: Cancer, Taurus, Virgo
Aquarius: Leo, Gemini, Sagittarius
Pisces: Virgo, Cancer, Scorpio
the signs during finals
aries: studies in the library, mumbling swears the whole time they're studying, occasionally hits the table really loudly and scares everyone
taurus: stress eating 24/7
gemini: alternates between being super confident and staring off into the distance, internally panicking
cancer: is the kid outside the exam who is rereading their notes and crying/swearing
leo: seems calm, but they've chewed their nails off and they havent changed their shirt in 3 days
virgo: started studying 2 weeks before exams and is judging everyone who did not do that
libra: organized a study group, mostly socializes during it
scorpio: hasn't slept since exams started
sagittarius: debating seducing a ta or a professor to boost their grades
capricorn: takes their notes everywhere with them (shower, toilet, meals, bed, etc)
aquarius: screaming internally, but keeps doing things that are not studying
pisces: stares at notes, lays down, naps, repeats
the signs + colors: leo & brown/tan
“her eyes are brown like the morning sand breaking in a new day.”
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HYPOCRISY OF THE SIGNS
Aries: tells you off for doing something…. then five seconds later goes and does it
Taurus: gets mad at you when you don’t share but refuses to share themselves
Gemini: hates when people are rude but are actually rude themselves
Cancer: is clingy as shit but hates when other people are clingy
Leo: hates being blamed for situations but blames their problems on everyone
Virgo: has high expectations for people but hates when expectations are placed upon them
Libra: wants you to play fair but manipulates the game so they always win
Scorpio: wants you to give up all of your secrets but refuses to let you in
Sagittarius: hates when people aren’t open-minded but refuses to see the other side of situations
Capricorn: holds grudges for no reason but gets super sad and angry when you do it
Aquarius: preaches equality but believes they’re better than others
Pisces: berates you for doing something they do all the time
The Signs as Kanye West quotes
Aries: “The plan was,we drink until the pain is over but whats worse,the pain or the hangover?”
Taurus: "Everything I'm not makes me everything I am."
Gemini: “I'll say things that are serious and put them in a joke form so people can enjoy them. We laugh to keep from crying.”
Cancer: "It ain't happened yet, and that's what intuition is."
Leo: “My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live.”
Virgo: "Believe in your flyness, conquer your shyness."
Libra: “If you admire somebody, you should go ahead and tell them.
People never get the flowers while they can still smell them.”
Scorpio: “I'm so gifted at findin' what I don't like the most.”
Sagittarius: “there's leaders, and there's followers...but I'd rather be a dick than a swallower."
Capricorn: "For me giving up is way harder than trying."
Aquarius: “I hate when I'm on a flight and I wake up with a water bottle next to me like oh great now I gotta be responsible for this water bottle.”
Pisces: "Shoot for the stars, so if you fall you land on a cloud."
the moon sign's worst feelings
Aries: abandonment
Taurus: unappreciated
Gemini: loneliness
Cancer: fear
Leo: being forgotten
Virgo: failure
Libra: confusion
Scorpio: betrayal
Sagittarius: stuck
Capricorn: inadequate
Aquarius: guilt
Pisces: hopelessness
3 types of dreamers
Day-dreamers: These are the people who are content with dreams that go close to reality. For them, reality and all its possibilities hold all the wonders they could ever desire, - such as gaining success, being famous and finding true love; Aries, Leo, Libra, Capricorn Life-dreamers: These people love to escape reality, and travel to other realms and worlds, visiting the characters that inhabit them; Gemini, Cancer, Virgo, Sagittarius Soul-dreamers: For these people, reality is a death sentence. And to get rid of the pain, they resort to their imagination. They know they’re trapped in reality forever, and they read and imagine to catch a glimpse of the world they truly belong to; Taurus, Scorpio, Aquarius, Pisces Source
The Earth Signs, Taurus, Virgo, and Capricorn, can carry a great deal of internal stress. They can over analyze a situation so much that they become stress out by it. The Earth Signs will also be stressed by circumstances that would not normally bother other people.
Just because you are lonely does not mean you should invite someone toxic back into your life.
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