What ever happens next, we have now.

I'm a strong independent woman. Soon-to-be Architect, Academic, INTJ, 5w6, Feminist, Optimist, Libra, and Historian.

[4got2reply]

How do I tell a guy he's the coolest and I wanna kiss him

first remember that men are the root of all evil. then reconsider.

[cctinsleybaxter]

Wait those English bastards in Harry Potter were allowed to keep tawny owls as pets right??? AND BRING THEM INTO IRELAND??????????

[cctinsleybaxter]

JK Rowling is the anti-St Patrick she’s here to spead imperialist propaganda and disrupt owl ecology

[cctinsleybaxter]

We have something new for her callout file; get whoever’s in charge of that on the phone

[cctinsleybaxter]

Never thought I’d say this but folks we may need a new harry potter book

[kiwisoap]

As someone who has spent time with professional ornithologists and has seen people make 500-mile trips to see a Single Species Of Hummingbird i can say without a single doubt that wizards being discovered cus they keep bringing their nonnative birds places is a completely realistic scenario

[dreamlogic]

i’m imagining a bunch of very confused ornithologists trying to research the appearance of non-native owls in scotland, but they keep getting turned around by hogwarts’ anti-muggle defenses and it’s this endless cycle of

“well, we know that within this few mile radius of undisturbed highlands, there are massive concentrations of owls that Should Not Be Here. we know the owls are here, we know where they hunt and approximately where they return to roost but we just. we jsut. can’t find a SINGLE fucking nest??? anywhere?????? every owl we tag has their tracker malfunction RIGHT HERE but whenever i investigate i somehow end up back home in my slippers with a cup of tea.”

[raptured-night]

@somuchanxietysolittletime

[dastardly-lemondrops]

I love this so much I almost want to put it in my project

[thingsoverheardinstudio]

🎶Another day another dollar….🎶

Singing coming from over the cubicle wall

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[mrsokiedoke]

Annnnd our parents and grandparents never taught us basic life skills because the baby boomer generation loved outsourcing easy work, like hemming pants and baking cakes. The generations before us glommed onto the fast, easy fix, and important skills have been lost in the process.

(And of course the generation who raised us loves to act fake shocked like “my grandkids don’t know how to boil water” like yeah, Janice, that’s because you took your kids out to eat 6 nights a week and baked Stouffers lasagna one night)

And now we are broke. And can’t afford to pay $60 to have every pair of pants we own hemmed (shoutout to shorties!). We are making yogurt because we can’t afford to pay $2.50 for one yogurt.

I’ve learned to knit to make myself wool hats and scarves. I’ve learned to sew so I can make items that would otherwise cost me 4x the cost to make it. I’ve learned to make yogurt because I would prefer to spend $2 for a gallon of milk and get 24 yogurts out of it rather than just one.

I’ve planted fruit trees in my yard so I can reduce the carbon footprint of the fruit I eat, and because produce is expensive.

I raise egg-laying chickens so I don’t contribute to factory farming.

My husband hunts deer so that we can eat lean, virtually fat free meat, and also not contribute to factory farming. The deer live happy lives and are not allowed to suffer. (Hey PS also, hunting up here plays an important role in ecology, as otherwise the deer population would explode, and deer would starve in the winter. Thanks for coming to my TEDta…)

My generation is going on YouTube to learn to change tires, bake bread and do their taxes because y’all sure as shit didn’t teach us.

[motherofcats666]

THIS

[ironbite4]

Lets not forget the phasing out of the HomeEc class.  Or the Shop Class.

[lkeke35]

Alleviating one’s ignorance of a subject should NEVER, EVER be looked down on! Learning and growing are never anything to be shamed of, or for!

[silverelfmage]

reblogging for the additions.  

[apathetic-revenant]

really if you take a moment to think about the headline it basically just says “millennials are so helpless they’re taking time to learn how to do things they don’t know how to do”

oh no…how awful…

[decepticonsensual]

Damn kids and their *spins roulette wheel* commitment to continued education in practical skills…

[babyanimalgifs]

This is so wholesome

[anx1ous-op0ssum]

Update: he finally got the cat to the vet to see if she had a microchip

[callmebliss]

I was already on board with his sweet wholesome open-to-love-and-nurturing heart but I was fully unprepared for getting to that last tweet and seeing how off the hook HOT dude is

[deadjosey-deactivated20200613]

https://twitter.com/pariszarcilla?lang=en heres his twitter is here there is also additonal cat photos of his children. 

[strangeracrossthestreet]

CAT DAD IS BACK

[jackslenderman]

aww, the kids grow up so fast. ;-;

[aquilacalvitium]

HHHHHHHH I LOVE CAT DAD!

[midgardian-april]

This is, by far, the single most adorable fucking thing I have ever seen. 

[trishmishtree]

update:

[lemonsharks]

I love that he kept …. All of them.

[petermorwood]

I’ve reblogged the earlier part of this thread before, and the new stuff makes it even better.

This is the Tumblr equivalent of a warm hug on a cold day.

[wilwheaton]

I seriously just sat down and opened up Tumblr, because I wanted – no, I NEEDED – to see something wholesome. OP delivered.

[archaeologicalnews]

Ancient sculptors made magnetic figures from rocks struck by lightning

People living at least 2,000 years ago near the Pacific Coast of what’s now Guatemala crafted massive human sculptures with magnetized foreheads, cheeks and navels. New research provides the first detailed look at how these sculpted body parts were intentionally placed within magnetic fields on large rocks.

Lightning strikes probably magnetized sections of boulders that were later carved into stylized, rotund figures — known as potbellies — at the Guatemalan site of Monte Alto, say Harvard University geoscientist Roger Fu and his colleagues. Artisans may have held naturally magnetized mineral chunks near iron-rich, basalt boulders to find areas in the rock where magnetic forces pushed back, the scientists say in the June Journal of Archaeological Science. Predesignated parts of potbelly figures — which can stand more than 2 meters tall and weigh 10,000 kilograms or more — were then carved at those spots. Read more.

[sparkitors]

snapchat, insta, and quidditch=games that gryffindor JUST CAN’T LOSE. 

amazing illos & hilarz captions created exclusively for SparkNotes by the awesome @sasmilledge

[mamalazzer]

SEAMUS

[follow-championsofmyheart]

I think my favourite part of the Thor trilogy is how at the end of dark world we saw this

And we all just went “OH SHIT!!! LOKI’S KING!!! EVERYONE’S FUCKED!!!” But then Ragnarok rolled around and it turns out all he does is

Watch plays of himself and

Build big statues like hot damn the avengers really wasted a whole movie tryna stop this bitch when they could have just written him a play and built him a statue and he would’ve been satisfied

[breathinginthecoke]

He also built rails on the bridge so people would stop falling off of it.

All the man wants is some entertainment and basic safety.

[antique-scarecrow]

he financed the arts and public infrastructure

[lifeofanarchizombie]

When you get sick while multiple projects are in progress.

[dreamlandchief]

[srsfunny]

Some people just aren’t prepared

[srsfunny]

How petty are you?

[jehovahhthickness]

[softpeachydarling]

Women don’t have trust issues, they have pattern recognition.

[deanplease]

so relevant right now

[sassy-archi-nerd]

This is Winnie. While I was out today, she popped my exercise ball. It is now her throne.

[mcmansionhell]

we did it folks

[lifeofanarchizombie]

10:30 am: “Hey, so we need a new finish palate and all new renderings by this afternoon. I know we just overhauled the model, but we can get it done, right?”

[lifeofanarchizombie]

After the value engineering happens to a project and they cut out the cool stuff.