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@satans-cat-issues
Rating the Obey Me! crew on a scale from 1-10
Based on their adherence to the school dress code
sorry for the low res pics
Mammon's Glasses
Ok y'all so apparently tinted prescription glasses are a thing
What if Mammon actually has poor eyesight and of course being the cool Mammon that he is, refuses to wear glasses because its too "uncool" for him.
He found out that you can get colored prescription glasses and actually picked a color that goes well with his everyday attire.
Switches out to contacts while he's in school but he finds them annoying so he wears his casual clothes while he can.
He's actually quiet about it so his brothers won't know and intents to keep it that way.
They'll just make fun of him and he doesn't want them to think that he's uncool or anything!
Hate?
Satan: Do you think MC hates me?
Belphie: and why would you think that?
Satan: I found their note pad with a "Fuck Satan." written on it.
Belphie: maybe-
MC: Hey guys! Have you seen my note pad? It has my To Do list and I must've dropped it somewhere.
Satan:
Belphie: *patting Satan on the back*
Belphie: Well, I think that answers your question.
Truth or Dare
Mc: Truth or Dare?
Levi: Truth.
Mc: When’s the last time you went to sleep?
Levi: Dare.
Mc: Go to sleep.
Levi:
Levi: I don’t like this game.
Hazard
Mammon: Do you think I could jump down from the roof and land on my feet without breaking anything?
Lucifer: You’re a hazard to society
Levi: and a coward lol. Do a backflip.
Disappointment
MC: Ever wonder how Lucifer would react when you’ll call him Dad?
Mammon: Let’s try it.
…
Mammon: Hey Dad!
Lucifer: Yes, disappointment?
Mammon:
Is okay if you are not comfortable writing it-fanfic or headcanon an angst of mc sacrificing her life to return Lilith to them and lilth come back so she told she's only here becuz the mc bought her back how would the demon brother cope with it-
THE BROTHERS' REACTION TO MC SACRIFICING THEMSELVES TO BRING LILITH BACK
LUCIFER
→He's angry and confused.
→He loved Lilith, far more than he'd ever loved MC, yet... why did he feel like that?
→His heart was aching, knowing MC had done something like that for him and his brothers.
→Yet, he just couldn't be relieved.
→He should be happy Lilith was back.
→But at what cost?
→MC, the only human he had ever gotten close to, was gone.
→He was angry with himself. I should've known, he kept telling himself.
→Because, no matter how much he loved his sister, bringing her back in such a way was a decision which he knew would have many consequences.
→Lord Diavolo wouldn't be happy with this either. A human was lost, sacrificed. Yes, it happened on their own accord, but regardless, what would they say to their family?
→"I'm sorry, you child sacrificed themselves to bring back a fallen angel."
→It didn't even make sense why they did it. He was just so frustrated, angry and confused, so much that he could make a new Satan.
→Yet, he hid it all.
→If he lost his cool, then his brothers would be doomed.
→And he didn’t wanna lose more people
MAMMON
→He's confused as it goes.
→"L-Lilith...?"
→He can barely speak, but is so happy to see his sister. He doesn't even try to hide his excitement.
→That's before an idea pops into his head.
→"Oi, Lilith, you gotta meet MC!"
→Silence fall into the room.
→Lilith explains, and Mammon is shaken up.
→His human was dead... They sacrificed themselves for Lilith... How stupid!
→He was kicking and screaming. Why couldn't he have both?! He couldn't possibly choose, but he also couldn't let his human die!
→Yet, he did. And he didn't even know about it.
→His heart was aching.
→He was their first, yet allowed this to happen.
→Has very mixed feelings towards Lilith. He loved her, she was his sister, but MC was a different kind of love to him.
→But he wanted to have both. He went to all the witches he knew and begged to bring her back, only to be told that it could only happen if Lilith went.
→It was one or the other.
→And Mammon couldn't choose. He was close to sacrificing Lilith, yes, but he could never do it, no matter how much his greed clouded his judgement.
LEVIATHAN
→He was happy when he saw Lilith again
→He didn't know what to do, honestly.
→The only thing he could do was move on, Ig.
→Or so he told himself.
→He locked himself in his room. But this time, he didn't even go out for dinner or anything else.
→Satan or Lucifer was the one who brought him food. The rest of his necessities, he got from Akuzon.
→That didn't worry his brothers too much. By the time it was announced, they expected it.
→But him turning away from all social media, now that was new.
→He had deactivated all of his accounts.
→The only way to communicate with people was his D.D.D., which he didn't use much.
→He preferred playing games and watching anime with protagonists who reminded him of MC.
→It took lots of convincing — and surprisingly not scolding — from Lucifer to make him continue his classes, or, at the very least, care for himself.
SATAN
→Having no previous connection with Lilith, you can tell he was pissed.
→Like, very fucking pissed.
→He immediately went on demon form and started insulting his brothers.
→”YOU GUILT-TRIPPED MC INTO DOING THIS!! ‘LILITH THIS, LILITH THAT!”
→He didn’t attack them.
→Well, that’s a lie. He did attack Lucifer.
→His room was ruined.
→All his books were scattered across the floor, burnt, torn or completely destroyed.
→He didn’t like Lilith when he calmed down.
→He blamed her for what happened to MC.
→Yes, it was MC’s decision, but for that he blamed his brothers’ pushiness.
→Took it the worst from all the others.
→Because the others at least had a connection with Lilith; he didn’t even have that.
→They would be able to see MC in Lilith. But him?
→He would never be able to do that.
→MC was gone; that was it.
ASMODEUS
→S h o o k
→MC did what.
→He couldn’t believe it.
→Yet again, he still didn’t hold it against Lilith.
→He actually went that extra mile and hugged her.
→It was the only thing left from MC.
→He had to protect her.
→He’s a master at hiding his true emotions, so not much changed on the outside.
→I mean, of course he wouldn’t let himself go.
→But of course, every time he bought a new face cream, he’d text MC about it, only to realise that she’s gone.
→Crying wasn’t good for the eyes.
→Yet he couldn’t stop the tears teh first few days or weeks.
→But, soon, he managed to deal with it.
BEELZEBUB
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→He was confused.
→And I mean, SO confused.
→He was already blaming himself for Lilith, so when he came back, he was so happy.
→He could finally have a happy family.
→Him, Belphie, Lilith and MC. His brothers too, of course.
→But wait.
→Where was MC?
→After Lilith explained, he didn’t know how to feel.
→He honestly blamed himself once more.
→He was aware of how much he loved Lilith, and MC knew that. They knew that it the guilt was eating him away.
→So he thought they did it for him.
→He doesn’t really cope with it.
→He just does what he did with Lilith.
→Eat, and talk to Belphie.
→Not much changed.
→But there was a huge void in his heart.
BELPHEGOR
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→Just like his twin, he was really happy.
→Beel was finally gonna be happy, he wouldn’t blame himself or have nightmares, they’d all sleep together in the same room. It seemed like a dream!
→”Huh? Why aren’t you guys happy?”
→Beel was the one who told him.
→Which broke his heart more than anything.
→He saw it in his brother’s eyes.
→He was broken still.
→Yet the only thing Belphie mumbled was:
→”What did I expect from a stupid human?”
→His hatred for humanity has gone off the charts.
→”Why do humans have to be so emotional??”
→He sleeps far more than any other time during his life.
→But he hides everything else.
→Mostly because he wants to help Beel.
→If he broke, Beel would too.
→He just had to go on with his life.
→MC would’ve died anyway.
Ma'am I am sobbing
everyone is always shitting on satans outfit but what if his feather boa is just satan plucking at lucifers wings and taking his loose feathers and after thousands of years of tormenting lucifer he finally has enough to make his pretty scarf make out of 100% suffering
Obey Me: Satan's Wings
😂 I really like this idea! I've wondered previously if the "raven" we collect isn't in fact Lucifer's feathers being stolen by Mammon for profit. The Avatar of Greed also has a feathery keychain thing on his casual wear and I could absolutely see him thieving Lucifer's actual feathers.
But Satan doing the same actually makes a LOT of sense. After all, he popped into existence as a manifestation of Lucifer's rage when the fallen angel ripped all his wings out. And when they grew back in black instead of white, two wings never returned.
For Satan to remind Lucifer of that fact in his demon form, by wearing a huge scarf of black feathers - and especially since the demon has no need of it to keep him warm, it's purely there for show - it's one heck of a knife to continually stab Lucifer with.
Satan is not terribly fond of remembering that he is different from his "brothers", that his existence is due to Lucifer alone, and that the oldest brother is in fact his father. The rare occasions where Lucifer makes reference to this, intending to provoke his son, Satan loses control immediately in rage.
His demon form then, comes with a ready made wordless attack, a reminder to Lucifer of what he lost and Satan gained - "Look father, don't I suit your wings better than you...?"
Incidentally, I think this is also a large part of why Satan spends a great deal of his time being very very calm. For the Avatar of Wrath, this is quite the idiosyncrasy, until you consider that the reason may very well be in order to further annoy and/or hurt Lucifer.
Made from pure wrath, an emotion so strong it overwhelmed Lucifer - Satan's greatest revenge is to show how calm and measured he can be, how well he can keep his temper when Lucifer can't.
But of course, Satan can't always keep his temper. And his focus on hurting Lucifer has stunted his own growth, the otherwise clever and curious demon wasting his talents on plans against his own father.
Satan is smart enough to know this.
Lucifer is powerful enough he could put a permanent end to the nonsense.
But really... all Satan wants is the attention of his father.
And Lucifer doesn't know how to bond with him any other way.
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Further reading:
Obey Me Canon: Satan's Origins
Obey Me Canon: Lucifer being a good father
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MC: Is something burning?
Solomon: My desire for you.
MC: Solomon, the kitchen is on fire.
What if Satan stayed as a cat
(In Mammon and the Cat)
Satan on his way to buy groceries to make dinner for everyone when the curse wasn’t lifted
Obey Me Markings
Everybody has these badass pretty markings somewhere on their body when theyre in their demon form and-
Satan just has this fancy authentic fluffy feathered scarf that's probably Luci's feathers
Like sir, thats great and I love you but give yourself a feathered hat and you're ready to waltz the streets of Old Victorian England
Akuzine #02 featuring Satan!
Beautiful fluffy baby
Too good for this world, too pure
Sweet sweet angel-
Harbinger of death
Two makes a team
Mammon and MC : *does something stupid*
MC : are we in trouble?
Lucifer : take a guess
Mammon: no?
Lucifer: take another guess
Void
Barbatos was staring sternly at Diavolo, who was sweating and rubbing the back of his neck. They just got back from the Human World and he has been scolding him for the mistake that he has done.
"My lord..."
"I know, Barbatos... But the human is so cute. I cannot resist..."
"So is that why you made a pact with a five-year-old human, my lord. Because they're irresistible? Don't you know the dangers that you'll cause?"
"Come on now, Barbatos. The kid doesn't know how pact works." The demon prince reasoned. His butler just shook his head, listening to his master acting like a fool of himself.
"Alright. I respect your actions, my lord. I am just glad that you didn't bring that kid here in Devildom."
Forgetting the whole argument, Diavolo started to think about again the little human he had met earlier. "Ha... I wonder if MC is eating well... Do they miss me?"
"I don't think so." He pouted when Barbatos seemed to discourage him from seeing you again.
That was 18 years ago.
"Diavolo, here's the new exchange student from the Human World. MC, this is the prince of the Devildom. Kindly, give your respect." Lucifer announced. You glanced at him and bowed.
"I'm MC. Pleased to meet you." You said in cold tone. Meanwhile, Diavolo was awestruck to see you. Is this the adorable kid he made a pact with? He immediately stood up from his desk and appeared in front of you, throwing his arms around you. Lucifer was startled by his sudden actions.
"Oh MC... I am more pleased to finally meet you!"
You cleared your throat and pushed him lightly away from you. "Thank you. But please, don't touch me."
"H-Huh?"
"MC, you don't have to be rude." Lucifer said, a bit shocked by your statement.
"Then my apologies. Lord Diavolo, Lucifer, I will take my leave. I wish to tour Devildom myself."
The two looked at each other. "Won't you like us to accompany you?" Diavolo asked, quite worried.
"No. I can handle myself."
When you left, the prince was distraught. He has been sighing for a couple minutes.
"It seems that MC doesn't remember you." Lucifer commented. When you first arrived, you didn't strike as a friendly individual. You were distant and cold, but you still have manners that was why he has no problem dealing with you.
"I am expecting that... It has been a long time... But that is a huge contrast from their personality before." He sighed again.
"Then maybe something happened through those years." Lucifer stated.
"You think so?" Remembering how you pushed him earlier, Diavolo felt uneasiness within him. He felt unwanted.
"In any ways, I will make sure they won't cause us trouble while they're staying here."
"Lucifer..."
"Yes?"
"Let MC stay in my castle." The prince requested. Lucifer seemed to understand and just nodded simply.
"Very well."
Mammon and Cat (Rough translations)
S : Shit! How unfortunate! I turned into a cat just by touching the gold dust that turns anything into a cat!
M : Hmm? A cat? Why is there a cat in the dining room?
S : Uwaaa! It’s Mammon!
M : Here we go.
S : Woah! Don’t grab me just like that! What are you gonna do to me?!
M : Ahhhh~~ There there~~
S : Eh?
M : Where did you came from~?
S : He likes it?
M : Are you lost, perhaps~?
S : Being treated like this feels gross..
M : Wannya play catch ball?
S : Uwaaah! He’s talking in cat language!
M : It’s a game where you guess whether the ball lands on red or black, nyaa~~ Wannya do it~?
S : Isn’t that just your plain old Roulette?! A cat won’t play such ball games!
M : Eh? Nyou don’t wanna do it, do nyou, Nekosaburo~?
S : Nekosaburo?! Stop calling me weird names!
M : What’s the matter? Your hair’s standing all prickly. Let’s start combing you until it’s all smooth, okay~~?
S : Hey! He just started brushing me with his credit card! Stop brushing me with your credit card!!!
M : Hm? nyou don’t like it, Nekozaemon?
S : Hey! My name changed again!
M : Oh, are nyou perhaps hungry? Shall we get some doodle-doo snacks? You wannya eat some cyat food, nya?
S : The amount of nyas in your words is becoming ridiculous!
M : *talks in cat language*
S : And now he’s just talking in cat!
M : *continues to talk in cat *
S : Uwahh! Now he’s hissing! It’s a cat, he’s now just a cat!
M : *becoming more ferocious*
S : EH?! What, what?! What animal are you now?!
pooof!
S : Ah. The cat’s gold dust effect is over. I am back to normal.
M : Satan… what are you doing?
S : I could say the same to you.
Edited : a good person corrected me that Mammon started brushing Satan with his credit card xD
They are so cute!!
The aftermath
Mammon: ..........
Satan: ........
Levi: It's great that mammons quiet for a change, but aren't you guys being a bit weird lolololololol
Lucifer: Indeed. Mammon not being annoying first thing in the morning is incredibly suspicious.
Mammon: hEY-
Asmo: Yeah! Something interesting happen didn't it?
Satan: Oh, nothing it's just that....
Beel: That???
Satan: Well.... I didn't know you could brush your hair with a credit card.
Mammon: *chokes*
Belphie: it's too early for this jesus chri-
Obey Me Tails
brought to you by my tail kink
Levi:
Doesnt mind showing off his back, basically has a whole ass zipper at the back of his clothes
Hole for his tail is quite big
Snek certified
That butt tho
thE zIPPer siR ThE ZIppEr
Probably used it once or twice to whip mammon in the face
Uses it to grab objects when he's busy with his games
Scale-y tail
Satan
First let us pray for the dalmatians used in making his pants
Boi has buttons on his backside but will probably never use it :///
Unless 👀👀👀👀
Only allowed the necessary space for his tail to wiggle in
Wrapped around his leg cuz it'll most probably attack Lucifer if it aint
His tail swishes like a cat when he's happy but would kill anyone if they knew
Satan's tail is textured so it would hurt a like bitch if he uses it as a weapon
It's the green ribbon corset for me
Belphie
LOOK AT HIS TINIE TAIL HOLE
LOOK AT IT
Does'nt and will not show his back
Used it once to swish Lucifer in the face and said it was an accident
Because he was sleeping
10/10 would swoosh Luci in the face again
His emergency pillow when his fave one is in the laundry
Would just nuzzle it at the side of his neck and proceed to zzzzzzzzzzz
Fluffy
Wears baggy pants to hide all that ass cuz it's comfy of course