thou shalt not steal

starting over with a single admin total $871 since nov 2017 and got caught dec 9th cause i went too hard

[satanslilthieves-blog]

I GOT FUCKING CAUGHT AT ULTA AND NOW HAVE PENDING ASSAULT AND FELONY CHARGES story timeeeeee Im so fucking shook you guys god damn Okay so i was going christmas lifting and brought my brother with me and he doesnt lift but knew i was going to. So we made a few stops successfully. All christmas gifts for the fam too 💟 Any way then we get to ulta and i was going to walk out with the bag. My brother felt sketch so he wanted to walk out separately- i should’ve trusted his intuition. I dont see him so i proceed to walk out alone like i have before, a little ways out the door i hear “shes got a bag!” Im like shit keep walking then theyre still yelling so i started running, digging for my keys and i cant feel them in my coat pocket and was fumbling out of fear. I ran past my car so they wouldnt know which one was mine then stopped to search for my keys. I thought i left them in the fkn store!!! Finally i found them deep in my pocket. Then they come running. Two women catch up to me and GRAB me and an altercation began. I tried to say “im sorry take the stuff and ill go” they said no and continued to try and take my purse amd the ulta bag back. Then this bitch POURED HER COFFEE ALL OVER ME!!! It got on her too but still. The woman behind me fell down after trying to tug on the bags. I SWEAR one of them hit me first so i straight up started fighting her. Got 3 good hits to her face then kicked her fat stomache to get her off me. I feel the woman on the ground behind me grab my phone from my pocket and i turned around and kicked her in the face pretty hard. They got my purse and phone so i had no choice but to walk back into the store w them. My poor brother saw everything but strayed away. It was crazy. They called the cops and were around me like an angry mob. Refused let me use my phone to call my mom so he had a ride home (hes a minor im not). After 45 min of waiting the cops havent showed up, an employee finally lets my bro use her phone. Of course not without adding “dont let her get near it” and glared at me lol. My mom got there before the cops and asked for the manager and she came out being overly nice saying i wasnt being detained and got my name amd address. Then we left!!!! I thought i was going to fucking jail. Itll probably catch up to me later but i will handle it then.

Ulta employees aren’t allowed to chase out of the store therefore the assault charges should be dropped (with a good lawyer at least) and the shop lifting om not sure about because they never gave me a total but i am sure it was over 500 which is a felony level.

I am BLESSED to not be in jail rn……

I prob wont be stealing for a good while. But here is what i got before i was caught…

Panini press for my cousin $20 Slippers for my aunt $25 Reusable bag, idk $1? Christmas boxers $$10 $56 sad dollars

[satanslilthieves-blog]

I GOT FUCKING CAUGHT AT ULTA AND NOW HAVE PENDING ASSAULT AND FELONY CHARGES story timeeeeee Im so fucking shook you guys god damn Okay so i was going christmas lifting and brought my brother with me and he doesnt lift but knew i was going to. So we made a few stops successfully. All christmas gifts for the fam too 💟 Any way then we get to ulta and i was going to walk out with the bag. My brother felt sketch so he wanted to walk out separately- i should’ve trusted his intuition. I dont see him so i proceed to walk out alone like i have before, a little ways out the door i hear “shes got a bag!” Im like shit keep walking then theyre still yelling so i started running, digging for my keys and i cant feel them in my coat pocket and was fumbling out of fear. I ran past my car so they wouldnt know which one was mine then stopped to search for my keys. I thought i left them in the fkn store!!! Finally i found them deep in my pocket. Then they come running. Two women catch up to me and GRAB me and an altercation began. I tried to say “im sorry take the stuff and ill go” they said no and continued to try and take my purse amd the ulta bag back. Then this bitch POURED HER COFFEE ALL OVER ME!!! It got on her too but still. The woman behind me fell down after trying to tug on the bags. I SWEAR one of them hit me first so i straight up started fighting her. Got 3 good hits to her face then kicked her fat stomache to get her off me. I feel the woman on the ground behind me grab my phone from my pocket and i turned around and kicked her in the face pretty hard. They got my purse and phone so i had no choice but to walk back into the store w them. My poor brother saw everything but strayed away. It was crazy. They called the cops and were around me like an angry mob. Refused let me use my phone to call my mom so he had a ride home (hes a minor im not). After 45 min of waiting the cops havent showed up, an employee finally lets my bro use her phone. Of course not without adding “dont let her get near it” and glared at me lol. My mom got there before the cops and asked for the manager and she came out being overly nice saying i wasnt being detained and got my name amd address. Then we left!!!! I thought i was going to fucking jail. Itll probably catch up to me later but i will handle it then.

Ulta employees aren’t allowed to chase out of the store therefore the assault charges should be dropped (with a good lawyer at least) and the shop lifting om not sure about because they never gave me a total but i am sure it was over 500 which is a felony level.

I am BLESSED to not be in jail rn……

I prob wont be stealing for a good while. But here is what i got before i was caught…

Panini press for my cousin $20 Slippers for my aunt $25 Reusable bag, idk $1? Christmas boxers $$10 $56 sad dollars

[emilyliftz-blog]

The “this is how you fucking lift from ikea Pt. 2” haul! 😉

I was so pissed that i couldn’t get the stocksund sofa because it wasnt on the take it yourself shelves, so i went for it and lifted the entire fucking store lmaoooo

♡ Malm Glass top - $22 ♡ Kolon Floor protector - $22 ♡ Hovslund Rug - $65 ♡ Alhede Rug - $141 (not pictured ish) ♡ Tusensköna Bedspread - $65 ♡ Svärtan Throw - $33 ♡ Blekvide Comforter - $163 ♡ Blekvide Comforter small - $98 ♡ Knavel Pillows x 4 - $218 ♡ Rosendun Mattress protector - $44 ♡ Svärtan Throw x 4 - $130 ♡ Henrika Black throw - $16 ♡ Svärtan Cushion cover x 8 - $69 ♡ Rimforsa Holder with cointainers - $20 ♡ Godmorgon Box with compartments - $16 ♡ Godmorgon Box with lid x 3 - $42 ♡ Åfjärden Bath sheets x 4 - $69 ♡ Knagglig Box x 4 - $26 ♡ Svira Box with lid x 4 - $43 ♡ Rimforsa Tablet stand - $11 ♡ Emmie Ruta duvet - $25 ♡ Bamboo Notepad - $6 ♡ Nömmen Toilet seat - $44 ♡ Tejn White rug x 2 - $17 ♡ Ikea 365+ Dish towles x 4 - $21 ♡ Stilfull Place mat x 8 - $17 ♡ Mixtur Oven serving dish large - $6 ♡ Mixtur Oven serving dish medium- $4 ♡ Mixtur Oven serving dish small x 4 - $8 ♡ Aina Curtains x 2 - $109 ♡ Dinera mug x 3 - $5 ♡ Njuta Bathrobe - $22 ♡ Sällskap throw - $16 ♡ Dragan Box set - $16 ♡ Bubble Wrap envelopes x 3 - $16 ♡ Depend False nail set - $7 ♡ Coke bottle - $3 (not pictured lol)

GRAND FUCKING TOTAL: $1,655!!!

[lift-mami-blog]

i’m wet

[veganlifter-blog1]

speechless.

[lilpinklift-blog]

Small haul for today.

🌸 Total $290  🌸

[sneakybun]

Remember, watch out for other customers. They’re just as dangerous as employees.

[agoneboy]

-and when the person who posted the pic is desperate for food and struggling to feed their family, karma’s gonna come bite them in the ass 👀

[ellalifffts-blog]

Caught story from a friend:

A friend of mine through an old community was recently arrested at K0hls. She beeped, and LP confronted her and she was wearing heels and couldn’t run. She was approached based on the beep, but LP was very close to the door when it happened so make of that what you will. 

She had a ton of shit in her purse and in a shopping bag, including clothing, expensive headphones, jewelry, and more. She still has no clue why she beeped since she checked thoroughly for tags in a fitting room and used a magnet, but is reasonably sure it wasn’t via a magnet detector. We’re talking about a very very experienced lfter here who felt comfortable in this particular store. 

The police showed up very quickly, as in while they were leading her to a back room, and she was arrested. Literally they took her in a police car to the station, booked her, took a mugshot, put her in jail, the whole nine yards. She was not strip searched. She was over the felony limit for her state, plus they found her tools, and she admitted she had taken some things, but not everything they found, and denied it was premeditated. She now regrets saying anything at all, and wishes she’d asked for a lawyer. 

They took her purse and got a warrant for her phone. She had to give them her passcode. This is something I’d heard rumors about the police doing but this is the first person I know who that happened to. She was bailed out the same day by her husband, who did not know she lfts and is not happy right now, but they did not let her take her phone home. She knows she is in deep, deep shit as she was boosting shit over several different apps on her phone and had used the phone to text with partners, but not on the day she was caught or for some time prior. When her husband picked her up he was not questioned, but a cop mentioned to him that if he was involved he should confess because they have her phone and will find out who she was working with. 

They did not get a warrant for her home or car as far as she knows; her car was still in the K0hls parking lot when she got out that night, with lfted stuff from another store in the trunk. Her husband told her to pack a bag of anything that she had taken recently which he is hiding with a relative just in case. She has lfted from K0hls before and is now worried about them checking tapes and getting her on more. She may be facing jail time just on what she was charged with already, and charges may be added depending on what they find on her phone. She may have put people she cares about in harms way, including a member of her family, because they texted her about lfting. She has hired a lawyer, and it’s not cheap, and has had to seek medical attention for severe anxiety that has made her unable to eat without getting sick or sleep a full night. 

From what she told me, I have learned a few lessons:

1. Don’t wear heels if you can’t run in heels.

2. Tags may be hidden in very covert places. I wish I could tell you what got her caught, but she still doesn’t know and is very, very surprised it happened. Her only guess is a bottle of perfume that was somewhat pricey. She had removed a tag stuck to the bottom of the box but wonders if perhaps there was a second tag inside the box that she missed.

3. Know the law, and know how much trouble you’d be in if you got caught each time. If it’s serious, refuse to talk and demand to see a lawyer. The expense is worth it if you’re fucked either way. Also make sure you do not consent to any searches. 

4. Be very careful about what’s on your phone. This is something I’d heard about in the past but just to be safe I’ve cleaned out my conversations on a few texting apps and deleted some photos. I’ve always used codewords for most conversations and now those are the only ones that could be found. 

5. A lot of liftblr caught stories, as well as caught stories on other sites, seem to center around K0hls. I have never fucked with K0hls because honestly there wasn’t much at mine I particularly wanted. My friend was very, very comfortable with hers and is shocked this is the place she ended up getting caught. Don’t fall into the trap of “but mine is easy” when you’re talking about a chain that is known for having good LP. Yours may have been easy when you started, but they could easily have stepped up their game. Be very vigilant every single time and try to avoid the felony total in any one trip. This situation would be significantly less dire if she had taken two trips instead of taking so much in one. She is also wondering if perhaps they had suspected her of lfting there for some time but simply did not feel comfortable catching her until the beep gave them a reason to confront her. 

6. We have been communicating through a very secure app on her ipad that does not log conversations since this happened. I don’t want to reveal any more about it right now but suggest those of you who like to stay in touch do your research about what technology you decide to use and maybe don’t use your phone if you bring that with you when you lft. I have always been very secure about my communications except for those where I chose to use code words. 

Be careful out there. 

[heavenlylifter]

wow this is a true lîfter nightmare! poor girl😔 i’ve never been to a khôls and i will certainly think twice about lîfting from them

[lilpeeplifts]

holy shit this is absolutely awful

[agoneboy]

Don’t let her arrest go in vain! Take notes! Learn from this! We know they can get warrants for phones now, so keep your phones absolutely clear of evidence. We know now that K0hls has been catching lots of people lately and prosecuting them all mercilessly, so avoid K0hls.

Learn from these situations, even if the person caught wasn’t you.

[maven-blackbriar]

How I picture yall when you post these hauls with thousands of dollars of stuff and say stuff like “got it all in one trip 😎”

[two-for-none]

memes got me like

[itsadamnlongstory]

Dream bag

[klepto10-blog]

**my new bag**✌️

[satanslilthieves-blog]

I GOT FUCKING CAUGHT AT ULTA AND NOW HAVE PENDING ASSAULT AND FELONY CHARGES story timeeeeee Im so fucking shook you guys god damn Okay so i was going christmas lifting and brought my brother with me and he doesnt lift but knew i was going to. So we made a few stops successfully. All christmas gifts for the fam too 💟 Any way then we get to ulta and i was going to walk out with the bag. My brother felt sketch so he wanted to walk out separately- i should've trusted his intuition. I dont see him so i proceed to walk out alone like i have before, a little ways out the door i hear "shes got a bag!" Im like shit keep walking then theyre still yelling so i started running, digging for my keys and i cant feel them in my coat pocket and was fumbling out of fear. I ran past my car so they wouldnt know which one was mine then stopped to search for my keys. I thought i left them in the fkn store!!! Finally i found them deep in my pocket. Then they come running. Two women catch up to me and GRAB me and an altercation began. I tried to say "im sorry take the stuff and ill go" they said no and continued to try and take my purse amd the ulta bag back. Then this bitch POURED HER COFFEE ALL OVER ME!!! It got on her too but still. The woman behind me fell down after trying to tug on the bags. I SWEAR one of them hit me first so i straight up started fighting her. Got 3 good hits to her face then kicked her fat stomache to get her off me. I feel the woman on the ground behind me grab my phone from my pocket and i turned around and kicked her in the face pretty hard. They got my purse and phone so i had no choice but to walk back into the store w them. My poor brother saw everything but strayed away. It was crazy. They called the cops and were around me like an angry mob. Refused let me use my phone to call my mom so he had a ride home (hes a minor im not). After 45 min of waiting the cops havent showed up, an employee finally lets my bro use her phone. Of course not without adding "dont let her get near it" and glared at me lol. My mom got there before the cops and asked for the manager and she came out being overly nice saying i wasnt being detained and got my name amd address. Then we left!!!! I thought i was going to fucking jail. Itll probably catch up to me later but i will handle it then. Ulta employees aren't allowed to chase out of the store therefore the assault charges should be dropped (with a good lawyer at least) and the shop lifting om not sure about because they never gave me a total but i am sure it was over 500 which is a felony level. I am BLESSED to not be in jail rn...... I prob wont be stealing for a good while. But here is what i got before i was caught... Panini press for my cousin $20 Slippers for my aunt $25 Reusable bag, idk $1? Christmas boxers $$10 $56 sad dollars

[satanslilthieves-blog]

Merry christmas

Im caught. Felony. Prob going to jail. Ttyl

[lolitalifting-blog]

yall been using my post so i thought i’d show you the updated one

[liftingbabee-deactivated2015070]

this is important

[dollar-whore]

Quick what do they tag at Michaels

[satanslilthieves-blog]

Small haul nice total

Knee high boots 😍😍(fkn forgot the brand 😢) $150 Beauty blender $6 Total $156 I had to sacrifice my only other black boots to walk out wearing these but it was worth it. My other ones were old dirty and kinda smelly. More for outdoor weather rather than style. Those can be replaced tho 😉 Was in and out within 10-15 minutes

[jaeklepto-blog]

december makeup haul 🌸

missing a ton of falsies, but whateva!

[little--lifty]

happy birthday 2 me 🎉🎊

VS- $83.50

dyl@n’s- $48

lüsh-$27

b&bw- $24.50

sephor@- $14

keychain (np)- $7

total: $204

[wickedliftin-blog]

my moa haul! Most of this is christmas shopping and i dont wanna add up but u estimate like 400$

in barnes and noble i went thru the bathroom sensors with the kanken between my bags. I was too lazy so i didnt take the extra tag off and I BEEPED ON MY WAY OUT. I cant express how mad i am with myself and i wanted to say,

its important to walk away calmly if you beep. do not run as sa will automatically assume you lifted.. if i had stopped and turned around i wouldve gotten caught but i calmly walked to the bathroom to take tags off.

be safe !!

[leafter]

i hate leaving a store and realizing i could have taken sooo muuuch mooore

[two-for-none]

ugh every time

[satanslilthieves-blog]

Small haul nice total Knee high boots 😍😍(fkn forgot the brand 😢) $150 Beauty blender $6 Total $156 I had to sacrifice my only other black boots to walk out wearing these but it was worth it. My other ones were old dirty and kinda smelly. More for outdoor weather rather than style. Those can be replaced tho 😉 Was in and out within 10-15 minutes

[liftylouwho]

Lifters Retreat AU

Meeting in Vegas and getting a hotel room on the strip

Get to meet all our lifting friends

Giant sleepover

Telling Scary (Lifting) Stories

Lifting junk food for said sleepover

Giant whiteboard to make game plans

Mapping out all the stores and malls we can visit

Practicing lifting techniques in the hotel room

Assigning a “Den Mother” to organize events

You can even bring a friend from home who can aide as a distraction

“Lifting Scavenger Hunt”

Going out in teams

Make a giant poster of “The Lifters Code of Ethic”

A “pot” for random items that we have all lifted and some sort of winner takes it all home. Or whoever lifted the least that weekend to even it out.

Mass Group Haul Photo

“Who Can Lift The Most Ridiculous Item”

If you fly into Vegas, you must lift something from the airport gift shop you flew in from and we can add it to a giant poster board or something. Or a gift shop from your home town. Like everyone has a totem representing where they came from.

Lifting Matching Necklaces/Rings/Bracelets

“Rule Review” before we go out for lifting

Farewell Dinner & Special Goodbyes at the end of the weekend

I feel like I’m on a roll with this AU. 

Keep Adding!!!?

[liftingkittytiger]

I just came across this again!! Love!!

[baddielifter]

omg

[kisslift-blog]

stopppppp

[satanslilthieves-blog]

If only it were possible