Pregnant Captions

A place where I write pregnant captions using images of all kinds. I do not own or take credit for any art unless otherwise stated

[woodywood101blog]

... nearing the end of a directions hearing...

Judge: So, we need to set a timeframe for the parties to prepare any written submissions and their respective parts of the appeal book, as well as the first period of hearings. Are there any specific dates that cannot work for either party?

You: Your honour, I may be in a position to assist the court within the coming two weeks, however I will be taking extended leave for a period of 3 months from August.

Judge: I have a feeling I know the reasons, but for the transcript can you explain the circumstances?

You: Your honour, I don't expect it to be a surprise that I am expecting a child within the coming weeks, so will be taking some paternity leave for the first couple of months.

Judge: While that is exciting, and I am sure all parties including the Court congratulate you on your pending bundle of joy, a 3 month hold on this case is a bit of a long delay.

You: I appreciate that, your honour, and if it may assist the Court, I can look to rely on my junior counsel and instructing solicitors to prepare all relevant evidence, submissions for the case book.

Judge: Very well then... you're probably going to be too tired to be worrying about this appeal, anyway! Your worry will be whether you've fed your baby and changed their nappy!

You: Most likely, your honour!

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Richie waddled into the nursery his big round and hairy pregnant belly on full display.

"So what do you think?" his dad asked him

Richie felt himself flood with love and happiness. The nursery was all set up for him. Pulling out that little stuffed toy from the crib Richie broke out in a genuine smile nearly bringing himself to tears.

"I love it!" Richie told his dad "Thank you!"

Despite how far along in his pregnancy Richie was, standing there in the nursery it all felt so real.

[onlympreg]

[reallymyanchor]

Matthew signed the contract as soon as he saw the pay check and ongoing royalties: one modelling gig never paid this much.

Eight months before the shoot, two guys turned up at his doorstep, forced him over his kitchen table and fucked him for a few hours.

The photoshoot was for a new paternity range.

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In a military outpost on a remote island, several soldiers were brought in under the strictest of secrecy. One soldier, Lt. David Colten, was plucked by a team of military doctors as their baseline subject. He was taking part in an experimental procedure. Part of a military research program code-named "Combatant".

Lt. Colten had the perfect genetic and bodily conditions for the doctor's experiment. He would be the first in their super soldier breeding program. Lt. Colten now being eight and a half months pregnant and his little soldier getting lower and lower, was drawing in on the end of the experiment - Delivery.

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Dr. Rose Banner was working late and alone in her research lab well into the night. She was certain she had the right mixture this time. A liquid concentrate that would eliminate the symptoms to periods once and for all.

She took a swig right away without fearing the consequences. She felt a slight tingle in her stomach. That’s when her concoction had the opposite effect.

Dr. Banner’s stomach began to swell and round out. She could feel a weight in her stomach. “Huh?” Dr. Banner let out “That wasn’t supposed to happen.”

Looking down at her research notes, she began to wonder where she went wrong. This was not the intended effect, but it did stop her period symptoms.

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Sandy should have read up on the mating habits of those reptilian Thaxis before agreeing to that inter-species breeding program.

She signed on for three sessions but didn’t expect to be carrying over fifteen on her first session. Fortunately, it paid well and the light gravity on the ship made it easy for her to get around and not be restricted by her newfound pregnancy weight.

Sandy could often be found on the holo-deck reading away on another book. She had been pregnant with these Thraxis offspring for over a year. Worse of all she was only halfway done with incubation. Thraxis pregnancies can last for up to three years. 

She knew better now, read up on the species you are going to carry. Regardless of the pay.

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Watching security feeds for a science outpost sounded like it'd be an easy gig. Just monitor the feeds and lock down the facility if there is a containment breach. When you notice on two separate camera feeds you see what appears to be the same person, in two places at once.

Dr. Heather Winrow, Chief Geneticist. But something is off. She wasn't pregnant when she appeared on the feed just a few hours ago. And why does one of them look bigger than the other?

You call your boss the chief science officer of the facility and confess your findings. with a cold and callous response, you hear "Thank you, keep observing her,"

Worried you look back at the camera feeds and see two Heather Winrow's on the screen. Standing next to each other talking over a cup of coffee. One of them had a flat stomach the other look like she swallowed a man whole.

You begin to finally question, "What the hell is going on here?"

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I was never one for superstition.  But when I saw what could only be described as my pregnant wife standing before me in a bed sheet. Much to my own shock when she walked up from behind me, "Baby who's that?"

"Jacob?" a faint voice called out

My name is Anthony. Jacob... my father?

I scooped up my wife and ran home. I never looked back. She swears there was nothing there. But I am sure I saw it.

Father used to tell me mom ran off with another man. But I only ever remember growing up as an only child. Was that... No, it couldn't be Mom... could it?

[tendrbelly]

This tall, muscular, and handsome firefighter was nervous when he was called away to fight a five-alarm fire. His husband was ten days overdue with their son. As luck would have it, his husband went into labor. Fortunately for the firefighter (but not so fortunate for his husband), the labor was very long given his husband’s small stature and their overdue son’s massive size.

After fighting the fire for over twenty hours, the exhausted fireman rushed directly to the hospital to help his husband through the rest of his labor. After five more arduous hours of pushing, they welcomed their son into the world.

(Happy Labor Day everyone! I tried my hand at an AI video for this picture. Let me know what you think.)

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Astrid waited for her beloved husband, Arkyn, to return from the siege. His seed took root within her. Their prayers to Frigg had blessed her womb with abundance. He was gone for eight months. Winter was setting in and she good feel her children's arrival coming soon.

Arkyn had traveled far for this siege. He was still three months away from returning to his wife and their soon-to-be home with many children.

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She was just checking the stream chat about to answer a question about her stretchmarks when her little one decided to show off their moves. A nice big kick to push her skin just at the top of her pregnant belly. Kicking and stretching her pregnant belly with shocked emotes flooding the chat. Cheers were coming through with donations telling her unborn baby: keep kicking, stretch, you can make more room. Nothing could have prepared her for her baby to take away her stream audience.

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Just because youde carrying sixteen babies doesn't mean you gotta give up on the things you love. Melody loved hiking and being outdoors. Sure she didn't have clothes big enough to cover her bump completely, but the shocked faces and helpful strangers were a nice compensation.

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They all believed in free love, they believed in the message behind it. Well during one defined orgy at a time when they were all ovulating well... a baby or two was inevitable for them. They can still believe in free love sure but they're also gonna have some mouths to feed.

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This summer was quite the scorcher. Despite you being single, you had a plan for the summer. Beating the heat with beaches, bikinis, and pregnant bellies. Your friends thought you were crazy picking up chicks at the singles maternity yoga, but here you are with two fantastic babes rocking some sexy baby bumps. While your friends are still single trying to pick up chicks at the beach.

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To serve and protect certainly didn't mean to serve the needs of her male coworker and protect unsuspecting wombs from their potent seed. She felt stupid falling for that.... shame nobody warmed her pregnancy was a common initiation practice at Precinct Two.

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Living so far from her family had its advantages. Like nobody knowing she was pregnant. She kept it hidden right up until the holiday season. When family and friends all received a Christmas card that read: "Much love and happiness for the Holidays the soon to be Whitaker Family"

Followed by a photo of her husband kissing her pregnant belly under the bright and festive mistletoe.

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6th

At this point Brad knew what to expect, after all this was he is and his husbands 6th pregnancy. Second set of twins. But he didn’t remember being this big at only 6 months. His husband can’t keep his hand off his belly, and other parts of him too…