Alchemy Johnson

GIVE ME YAOIIIIIIIIII *makes grabby hands* GIVE ME. GIBE UAOI GHBHBGHB👺👿👿👺👿😈👺👿👹👹👿👺👹👿

[dogpuppy]

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Thoughts on compassion and empathy?

its so dope but its like being dismembered

[satire-overdose]

a quick history in the many MANY humanized designs of my kid

first EVER one (like around 2023 or smth ion fucking know when these were made) I made and holy SHIT this thing is ugly 😭💔 I’m crine

second one I made (getting a little better 👀 I’d smash I MEAN WHAT WHO THE HELL SAID THAT)

third one and holy TWINK (2024 I think) I mean he’s a little 👀🫦👅👅👅👅🫦🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

fourth one (made in 2025) I’m not even hiding it anymore smash although I will admit I think I might’ve over designed it

and the FINAL one (made this like a day ago or smth)holy smokes his humanized designs DEFINITELY had a journey [but i did forget to add a dog tail sooooooo yeah] also smash

[satire-overdose]

EVERYONE SHUT UP HE’S READING A BOOK

[paperandpencilsandskips]

This is fucking killing me. Like what

[therobinatorr]

top 5 images on the internet

[satire-overdose]

here’s a sneakle peakle on some bullshit I’m making in alight motion

[satire-overdose]

WARNING 👀 OC LORE SPOILERS YOU ARE WARNED

me when sum mf named “R*ft” starts talm bout sum “I’m glad that the closest thing to your husband died” so I lowkey hit them with the slide whistle smackaroo technique:

[dogpuppy]

Hm ok what the fuck is this thing

[satire-overdose]

that my good friend is a water flea

[porterr-robinson]

v.2

[usedtobehmc]

If I ever don’t reblog this, you can assume I’m dead. It’s just pure, sound-design gold.

The cuts, the slow ramp-ups, how it matches his dance moves.

MWAH.

[popularsizes]

[homomilitant-deactivated2019071]

if you say anything homophobic in June this truck comes out of nowhere and crushes you like that bus crushed Regina George

[koizik-deleted-deactivated20241]

it’s optimus pride

[satire-overdose]

they don’t call him a TRANSformer for nothing

[satire-overdose]

10 likes and I’m gonna draw this picture of my kid admiring Gojo for some reason (I’m obviously gonna grab a random png of Gojo from the internet because I can’t draw for SHIT)

[c00lkiddstuff]

hi🤗🤗🤗🤗 happy Pride🩷🩷🩷🌈🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ for everyome🍭🍭🍭🍭🤗🤗🤗 im joyful🍭🍭🍭🍬🍬🍬🍬🌷🌷🌷🌷⭐⭐⭐⭐andfull of whimsy🥰🥰🥰😁😁💗💗💗💗💗🌈🌈🌷🌷🌷🌷🍬🍬🍬🍬🍬🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸yroure Valid 🍭🍭🍭🍭👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

[c00lkiddstuff]

i open twitter expecting to see toxicity and instead i see this

[satire-overdose]

minecraft twerking

[twooduo]

love opening up ibis paint just to make a new canvas and stare at the screen like this

[wromwood]

[targetedknowledge]