Satori, Satori Maiden

My name is Satori Komeiji, but you already knew that. Curious how someone like me is so well known. Perhaps that ZUN fellow is to blame. ...I can't say I know why you're here, in the Underground of all places. Open your mind for me and let's have a look...

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"...at least it isn't like the one with the cucumber roll..."

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takumikomeiji replied to your post: Well I tried to make Takumi be nice.

You misunderstood me Alice… When I said I forgave you that is exactly what I meant… I never agreed to liking you now did I?..

“I never assumed that you’d like me. I chose the option that would cause you the least trouble because unlike the anon I actually give a damn that you’re married.”

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“Please stay civil, you two…Takumi, we’ve talked about this. At the very least, try to keep from fighting in public…”

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Then you deal with her… I have nothing further to say…

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"If you had nothing to say to begin with, it would be best if nothing was said." *turns to Alice and bows* "I apologize for my niece. She can be...impulsive with what she says..."

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takumikomeiji replied to your post: Well I tried to make Takumi be nice.

You misunderstood me Alice… When I said I forgave you that is exactly what I meant… I never agreed to liking you now did I?..

“I never assumed that you’d like me. I chose the option that would cause you the least trouble because unlike the anon I actually give a damn that you’re married.”

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"Please stay civil, you two...Takumi, we've talked about this. At the very least, try to keep from fighting in public..."

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Like the new look

"Thank you, anon. I've decided to keep it like this for a while. Many people have complimented me on it. Or maybe they're just excited to see me doing something different finally." *chuckles*

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How hot is Old Hell?

"The area itself? Not so hot...the cave is a very good natural cooling system. The fire itself is probably about...oh, what did Utsuho tell me...100,000 degrees? Something like that...I don't know the numbers, I just know that Rin and Utsuho are the only two capable of getting close enough to the fires to throw things in them."

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Can we have the yuris together?

"I think I'll pass."

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(Just wanted to throw this in too.)

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((yep… ))

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SATORI! SATORI! KOISHI IS COMING HOME!

"Wonderful. I was just wondering if I should try to contact her...we'll expect her soon, then."

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You look so beautiful with your hair pulled back, Lady Satori.

"Ah...thank you, anon. It was an experiment at first, but I like how it looks. I think I'll keep it like this."

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You are a saint. (Wow!!) Best Friend Ran Yakumo(Okay!)

Hates You Star Sapphire (Bah…)

First Kiss Flandre Scarlet ( I kissed a loli with 495 years, and I’m alive, excuse me)

Has a Crush on You Flandre Scarlet (She loves me)

Married to Flandre Scarlet ( We are a perfect couple, I see)

Honeymoon at Sanzu River( Free at the nature)

Number of Children: 3 (Three LOLIS)

Cockblocked by: Shizuka Aki (Blow this bitch, my love)

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> You are a ghost … okay.jpg

> Best friend: Keine … I’m okay with that

> Gengetsu hates you Uh… ‘kay.

> First kiss: Mugetsu Suddenly, it makes sense.

> Sara has a crush on you I’m okay with that.

> Married to Kaguya. what.

> Honeymoon at the Wind God’s Lake.

> No children.

> ‘Cockblocked’ by: Koakuma

… overall, I’m okay with this.

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((guys guys guys it's that thing again))

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Several seconds pass. Eventually the massive front gate opens up a crack - that is, a  person-sized crack - so that a girl with pink hair pulled back into a very small ponytail can poke her head out and see the visitor there. She blinks at the boy, glances at his hat, then eases her third eye out so she can look at him with it. "...you wanted a...interview?"

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No one comes to the window...well, someone did, though technically the face that smacked up against the glass and splattered drool all over, giving the Tengu a rather unattractive sight was a zombie fairy rather than one of the residents. It didn't open the window, just sort of sat there and dragged slowly down, smearing drool all over the window as it did so.

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"...can I help you, miss..?"

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((see that last guy

yeah that's me for like

everything))

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kedemel’s amazing digital painting of a villager! 

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((._.

*casually loots the village and leaves*))

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the seed was ‘please don’t be an ocean biome’

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((Guess what the seed "don't be snow" results in. Go ahead, guess.))