Ask me more!

I am an alcoholic millionaire playboy who is on the brink of an arranged marriage to a wealthy single woman. You are a young Iowa corn farmer with an Oscar winning wife and paranoid delusional tendencies. And together, we fight illegal narcotics and crime lords in the mean starts of L.A.

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Tenshi will return Soon*.

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if you're going to update once a year at least state that this blog isn't going to update!

((oh man im sorry

i just kind of thought like id leave this open for if i ever do want to come back but never make a statement about it or anything one way or another

i dont deal well with certainties))

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See you in 2015 6 5 7 XXXXXX

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merry christmas get off m lawn

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NO

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..shit!!...

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GRAPHICS IS PRONOUNCED WITH A HARD-G, YOU’RE WRONG.

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DING DONG NEITHER IS WRONG

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CLEARLY YOU WISH TO FIGHT ME

ENGARDE

OR AS PEOPLE WHO USE .JIF PRONOUNCE IT:

ENJARDE

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GRAPHICS IS PRONOUNCED WITH A HARD-G, YOU'RE WRONG.

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THE HANGOVER: PART IV

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I feel now, with your soft words, I can persevere once more. 

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You've probably seen it around.

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moho shozo pwella maji tanshi meguca.. ...

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We would not be doing anything, because it would not be Our fault The Universe broke to begin with.

We would still go out of Our way to order whoever was at fault to fix it, though, because that is just how important We are to getting anything done around here.

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BOTH OF YOU GET DOWN FROM THERE RIGHT NOW!!!!!

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Here, I thought we already established what peaches are suppose to look like...

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