โI don't wanna look at anything else now that I saw you, I don't wanna think of anything else now that I thought of you.โ
๐ฒ๐ข Dollie's Note: โWelcome back, Dollie!โ we all say in unison.
๐ฒ๐ข Summary: Satoru Gojo, the strongest sorcerer and the most perfect boyfriend alive.
โฆ BOYFRIEND!SATORU is, quite frankly, one of the silliest people you'll ever meet. He's the type to confidently give the wrong directions despite insisting he knows exactly where he's going, make up the most ridiculous excuses whenever he's caught doing something stupid, and laugh so hard at his own jokes that he can barely finish telling them. Half the time you're genuinely left wondering how the strongest sorcerer alive can also be this much of an idiot, but somehow, that's exactly what makes him so unbelievably endearing.
โฆ Having BOYFRIEND!SATORU in your life means accepting that personal space is more of a suggestion than an actual boundary. He appears beside you without warning, rests his chin on your shoulder while you're cooking, follows you from room to room simply because he'd rather be wherever you are, and somehow convinces you that doing absolutely nothing together is infinitely better than doing anything apart.
โฆ Dating BOYFRIEND!SATORU means never having to wonder what you're doing on the weekend because he's already made plans for the both of you. One day it's an amusement park simply because he woke up craving roller coasters, the next it's a late-night drive with no destination in mind, followed by an impromptu picnic after spotting a field that โlooked romantic enough.โ He has an almost unfair talent for making even the most ordinary days feel like little adventures you'll end up talking about for years.
โฆ BOYFRIEND!SATORU is, unfortunately, a massive baby. The strongest sorcerer alive somehow loses all dignity the second he decides you haven't paid enough attention to him. Suddenly he's dramatically collapsing across your lap because you've been answering emails for twenty minutes, complaining that you're neglecting him because you chose to finish one episode without waiting, and insisting he's on the verge of death after you took a shower without him.
โฆ BOYFRIEND!SATORU pretends he's far too confident to ever get jealous, but you've learned to recognize the signs almost immediately. The way his arm casually finds your waist when someone gets a little too friendly. The way he suddenly becomes twice as charming whenever someone else has your attention. And every now and then, hidden beneath all that teasing confidence, he'll quietly ask, โYou still like me the most, right?โ as though he needs to hear you say it, just one more time.
โฆ BOYFRIEND!SATORU loves starting arguments with sarcasm, tries to joke his way through serious conversations, and stubbornly insists he's right for far longer than necessary. But the second the apartment grows too quiet or you stop looking at him the way you normally do, his resolve crumbles almost immediately. Before the night is over, he's already pulling you into a hug, mumbling a sheepish apology into your shoulder because he simply can't stand the thought of you being upset with him.
โฆ Beneath all the confidence, BOYFRIEND!SATORU is still just a man carrying far more than anyone realizes. There are nights when the teasing disappears completely, when he quietly rests his head against your shoulder without saying much at all, exhausted in a way sleep alone could never fix. He rarely asks for comfort outright, but the way he reaches for your hand or lingers in your embrace just a little longer tells you everything he doesn't know how to say.
โฆ BOYFRIEND!SATORU has moments, usually long after the mission is over and the city has finally gone to sleep, where he falls uncharacteristically silent. He stares out the window a little too long, lost in thoughts he'll never fully put into words, before absentmindedly reaching for your hand, needing the quiet reminder that he's no longer alone.
โฆ BOYFRIEND!SATORU isn't the best with speeches, but he'll tell you when you've done well because he truly means it. He'll admit when he's wrong, even if it bruises his pride. He celebrates your victories like they're his own and listens to your worries without trying to turn every conversation into a joke because anything that has to do with you is something he'll always take seriously.
โฆ BOYFRIEND!SATORU has a habit of loving you in ways so subtle they're almost unfair. He remembers the tiny things you mention in passing, quietly replaces your favorite snacks before you realize you've run out, switches sides on the sidewalk without thinking, and absentmindedly fixes your hair or straightens your collar in the middle of conversations. Half the time he doesn't even realize he's doing it anymoreโit simply comes as naturally as breathing.
โฆ BOYFRIEND!SATORU loves you with a kind of certainty that never leaves room for doubt. He knows what you need before you ask for it. He notices when your smile doesn't quite reach your eyes, quietly steals you away from overwhelming crowds, wraps you in his jacket when the weather suddenly turns cold, and wordlessly pulls you against his chest on the days when everything simply feels too heavy. Somehow, being held by him makes the rest of the world feel quieter.
โฆ And maybe that is what makes loving BOYFRIEND!SATORU feel so effortless in the end. He's dramatic. He's clingy. He's unbearably cocky, endlessly talkative, and somehow manages to annoy you at least once a day. But he's also endlessly patient with your heart, fiercely loyal, hopelessly devoted, and loves you with every part of himself. For all his ridiculous little quirks, there's never a single moment where you question how deeply you're lovedโand that's what makes him the perfect boyfriend.
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