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Eric/George | 22 | ♂ | ♐ | INFP | DC/MD/VA area ~ tw: i think i'm hilarious. ~ i dont know how to answer "whats your favorite disney movie" ~ "The last thing I want to do is hurt you. And after that, the to-do list is complete and I can go home and watch TV." --wtnv twitter

[heisenboig]

main objective: protect the grandson

[leegyuu]

Go to home

[shirehobbit]

Went to Avoid Island to help study flatback turtles and this is the sunset I took on the first day and the sunrise I took on the last day

[chulshik]

I was out with a friend tonight doing one of my fave things. Reading the backs of romance novels aloud. Found this gem.

This is honestly the most wild sounding romance novel I have ever seen and thought it might brighten someone’s day.

[island-delver-go]

[pjamma-sf]

That’s…a lot.

[lennybaby2]

Lawd. Lol. I need a Xanax after reading that.

[peep-toe-shoes-deactivated20200]

The lead character is a Viking Angel Vampire who also becomes a cowboy. He can teleport, both in place and in time, he saves someone in Montana, he fights Isis AND he has to defeat demon vampires. get a guy who can do both? NOPE. Get Cnut Sigurdsson, he can do everything!

[20motoko]

[genebelcher]

aliens are real—they’re just staying in their lane

[disneyfeverdaily]

[loverickandmorty]

When you’re still waiting for season 3:

[dinuguan]

[drxgonfly]

[classyhustleronline-deactivated]

The view from our campsite. Sahale Glacier Camp, North Cascades National Park, WA.  by Jason Groepper

[quesadilla-day]

[sinning-station-deactivated2016]

horrific emotional suffering continues, news at 8

[ahippyorsomething]

Cool little moth dude at the gas station.

[theartofanimation]

よー清水  -  You629  -  http://yo-shimizu.wix.com/yo-shimizu

[dennybitte]

the calm before the storm

by Denny Bitte

[inspectives-blog]

Rick’s Catchphrases