Just Another Dumbass

Formerly squncle, did some rebranding Fan of apex legends, Star Wars, Titanfall, Berserk

[annabethisterrified]

I judge how good a book is based on how disoriented I am with my physical surroundings after closing it.

[movedto-snubs-stuff-deactivated]

me after finishing a good ass book

[gamecubist]

obsessed with this interaction

[eufonius]

[charlesoberonn]

Broke: Barbie's many different careers are a way to sell dolls and accessories to little kids.

Woke: Barbie had every single one of those careers and is an immortal timeless being.

Bespoke: Barbie's different careers are different versions of Barbie from across the multiverse who occasionally swap place with each other or combine into one Barbie.

[charlesoberonn]

[princesstadashi]

SO THERE’S SOMETHING Y’ALL SHOULD KNOW ABOUT...

[ginger-le-gay-deactivated202008]

Attack of the clones

[copperbadge]

I have often used Barbie to explain Greek mythology, and people laugh until I explain it, and then they get really serious and thoughtful. 

I say, “The Greeks ascribed aspects to gods. Apollo had many aspects, but all were Apollo. He’s like Barbie that way. She’s an astronaut, a veterinarian, and a rollerskater, but no matter which of those things she is in the moment, she is always still Barbie. She is Barbie in her aspect as.” 

Then people get not only the idea of “aspects” of godhood, but also, well, the changeable yet eternal nature of Barbie. 

[roseverdict]

BARBIETERNAL

[narwhalsarefalling]

today i discovered that not everyone calls kids in pigtails "dual aft pigtails" bc thats what my DAD called them. hes a pilot. dual aft refers to a type of tail on an airplane to cut resistance. whenever he did my hair in pigtails as a kid he would put them at the right angle so they qualified as dual aft. what a fuckign nerd

[narwhalsarefalling]

[knightofleo]

[fugottron]

I’ve seen this on my dash so many times and I honestly can’t tell if this is a real animal or just a super realistic puppet

[salamencerobot]

Its a Pallas cat, it’s a real animal, and they really do look like that..I’m convinced they are the inspiration for Fuzzy’s

[thebiscuiteternal]

This cat just told a bad pun.

[tygermama]

I just realized there’s an entire nibble ring around that hole

[sarasa-cat]

Pallas’ Cats (Otocolobus manul) also known as Manul are an absolute treasure. 

Native Habitat:

[frogulentpianist]

alright here's the list of the sw as texts from part 5 onwards bc the other one was ✨broken✨

hope this works otherwise im sending a glove to tumblr or something

the ones before i started putting the texts on pictures of characters

part 5

part 6

part 7

part 8

part 9

part 10

part 11

part 12

part 13

part 14

part 15

part 16

part 17

part 18

part 19

part 20

AND

the text that worked for 4 different pairs of siblings

rex and anakin 501st colour choosing one

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[pumpkinsforsale]

Captions

Woman in purple, in a high pitched, enthusiastic voice: if you’re not at work today or you’re working from home, you may be wondering, whAt day is it?

Man in suit, emotionless and factual: itsmonday

End captions

[postimpression]

emotionless and factual? that man is heartbroken. you can hear the grief in his voice.

[brightlotusmoon]

Guess what day it is again folks

[mellifexfarm]

[travesty-majesty]

"the ghosts that inhabit this place are more alive than you'll ever be" is an unfairly intense quote to be under a tiktok comment

[nahlma]

give thonks

[nahlma]

[porunareff]

can you edit giorno to have four hair donuts

looking at this image would instantly kill Mista

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Breath of the Atlantic by aerroscape

This artist’s Shop

[1o9]

[evilscientist3]

They’re in a band together

[cipheramnesia]

Toots, Tinkles, and the Almighty Funk Engine

[ninjapancake314]

Ladies and gentlemen! Give it up for Toots, Tinkles, and the Almighty FUNK ENGINE!!

[completelyredacted]

[10knotes]

The logic is sound

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

im cryingg thank y mr henson

[rostbef]

Jim Henson drew the first sketch and was like "yeah that's fine"

[cosmiccatboyfriend]

and he was right!!!

[gossip-girl-of-middleearth]

I’m absolutely obsessed with the reddit side of the Tolkien fandom, in particular, this discussion regarding how Sauron fits the ring on his finger, as well as penal compensation a la Lord Farqaud style

[gossip-girl-of-middleearth]

Oh my GOD YOUR BRAIN IS AMAZING

[disposablebicycle]

Freelancing in technical theater means you’re on a lot of different email lists. People need a crew, they send out an email, you respond with your availability. Now, most people start these with things like “hey folks” or “hi everyone”. Neal is not most people.

His openers started off innocent enough.

Then, he started to push boundaries.

And as you can see, it has spiraled out of control since then.

[disposablebicycle]

[disposablebicycle]

[disposablebicycle]

[disposablebicycle]

Tag yourselves. I’m the anteater in a suit who thinks he can pass.

[disposablebicycle]

THEY JUST KEEP COMING

He’s even witty in real time.

[maestrokitty-deactivated2019082]

Neal is a hecking gift.

[numeneragoth]

this is a very good resource for an rpg character gjcjiscnnsjc

[reallybadblackoutpoems]

the raven (1845) - edgar allan poe

[actual-mothman]

op change ur fucking url