[7777777awawawa7777777]

"it's fine to dream" by you are an angel

my new album is out now on bandcamp! i hope you all enjoy it! <3

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

got pulled over by an anti-intellectual pig (police officer) on my way home from work for thinking and driving. luckily i was able to reason his gun out of his holster and debunk him twice in the skull at point-blank range before driving away safe and sound

[slimesprinkles]

baby horseshoe crabs

[dandelionjack]

i work at exit level job they pay me maximum wage i commute 5 millimeters every morning to the nearest blade of grass yesterday my manager isopod said he is promoting me to butterfly i am getting paid leave to go chrysalis mode

[suigintou]

blew a .15 blood mana on the breathalyzer at a necromancy checkpoint and the guardsman demanded to search my carriage trunk for skeletons. needless to say i went for his crossbow

[mandi-bul]

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

[tonyzaret]

The thing you like? It’s overrated.

Did that make you mad? If so, then bad news: you fell for rage bait.

[mellifexfarm]

look at it

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

hiding under this guys car to try and slice his annkles with a old knife 🤣

[headspace-hotel]

This isn't even a hate message this is just the funniest possible thing in the universe. I'm losing my shit laughing right now

[prunsel]

do u think he ever got around to playing undertale

[memewhore]

[fraternum-momentum]

messy eater

[myconetted]

affirmations

i am a complex organism brutally engineered by uncaring forces of nature

i am a product of billions of years and trillions of deaths

i am building a machine greater than myself

i am able to make phone calls and appointments

[cannibalchicken]

[fleshdyk3]

genuinely in tears over this fucking video