Puppet Master With Sauce

listen broski i love sasori but i am IN love with kakashi hatake, itachi uchiha, shisui uchiha, madara uchiha, obito uchiha, tobirama senju, kagami uchiha, neji hyuuga, genma shiranui, wait what was my original point again?

[sauce-ori-oftheredsand]

y’all ever read a fic all the way through then get supremely disappointed by the end? and had it been correctly tagged, you wouldn’t have wasted your time? USE TAGS.

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So, if you've been following me for a while, you might remember this unspecified naruto character that I have a feud going on with. While I was rewatching the Chunin exams arc 2022/23, I spotted this old fuck:

If you remember this time period of me posting, you might also know that I was quite pissed at him. He didn't do anything, but why is this minimum fourty year old fuck here??? That's not a shinobi, that's a distinguished gentleman. Get him out of the army. My man literally has his hitai-ate tied in a bow?? Hello??

But. It gets crazier.

you might think that this is a regular screenshot of mr.bow but NO! This is him still sitting in the exams room after the tenth question was asked. BOW MAN PASSED THE THEORETICAL CHUNIN EXAMS. That's crazy! This man probably was in the forest of death, IN THAT OUTFIT.

And if you thought that was all. Here's my new discovery-

HE'S CANON. HE EXISTS IN THE NARUTO MANGA THIS IS AN ACTUAL CHARACTER. NOT JUST SOME FUCKER MADE UP BY STUDIO PIERROT.

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[jame7t]

I’ve taught you everything I know (nothing) it is time to let you into the world (you are mauled quickly)

[apainintheasgardiansoul]

[toya-mi]

My old drawings. Sasori is a very hot guy 🦂🔥

[tamelee]

Belated Bday gift for @drschwartz19 🥰 inspired by Chapter 9 from Kizuna Hikari 🫶 (First is a cropped version.. see full on twt or pixiv)

[ollyvoile]

Icha icha, volume 2: Sasuke and Naruto

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[ollyvoile]

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[sarazanmai]

[everyhidan]

[sauce-ori-oftheredsand]

My common sense talking to me after I get a new, ill-advised crush on someone

[meowmeowuchiha]

Okay so because the search function on this site is busted I had to use Google to find the post and took a screenshot of it but

This is hilarious enough, but OP did not get the correct conversion rate. I don't know how they got what they did, but I found the actual conversion rate. I wasn't meaning to, it was just a happy accident during research for a fic. But I found this.

1 ryō is 10 yen. So you multiply that 35 million by ten, and you get 350 million. Like so.

So then I ran that 350 million through a currency converter from yen to usd and

IT'S NOT 500K AFTER PARTIES

IT IS FUCKING 2.4 MILLION

WHAT ARE THEY GETTING WHAT ARE THEY DOING TO SPEND THAT MUCH FUCKIN MONEY

HIDAN

HIDAN EXPLAIN THIS SHIT

[hidanstitties]

OP here and tysm for this addition. Throwing parties as expensive as an average yacht

[54prowl]

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[silbaria]

"The Lovers represents unity, loving partnership, and having your choice. This very positive card predicts happy times when you can give your love freely and find it reciprocated."

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