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Moved Peppino back onto my main multi, check him out there.
no-chara:
This one wore fear like a glove, didn’t he? It didn’t take a checking of the SOUL to see that one. Yet it was a… general fear, moreso of the world than the little child in particular. John Smith could have waltzed through the door in Chara’s stead and still would the shop owner’s heart skip a beat. Their piercing red eyes and too-good-to-be-true mannerisms weren’t helping any, but it was clear as day that it wasn’t hard to scare this one.
To the pizza man’s question, it would go blatantly ignored as hands plant themselves firmly on the counter, hoisting a small form up with upper body strength to spare. Then would a head force itself forward, a chipper voice chiming brightly as legs swung up to take a seat across atop the counter itself, knocking a few of the bags and purses to the ground with a dull thud.
“You seem uneasy, sir! You stutter, you sweat. You look as though you’ve seen a ghost you refuse to believe is real. And your frown… it’s as dark as the outside weather! Why don’t you brighten this night up with a smile?”
Smile. Upon each of their own cheeks are two index fingers placed, then dragging lightly up the face as a growing grin trailed. A common gesture, yet the lengths this child’s particular rendition of the expression was anything but common. Where a standard smile would need to settle, lips broke further past where the border of physical limitations would call for a break.
Instead, it was the skin that broke, a torn smile rending flesh as it wrenched its way up the jawline, through the cheekbone, and finally finding its resting place at an ear-to-ear grin in the most literal of senses.
A beat of silence, a small delighted chuckle that spat a singular drop of black liquid onto the desk, and the off-putting visage would last as long as the other could keep himself from blinking. For the very moment he did so, a regular well-meaning smile would replace the contortion of joy that split the face. Gone like that, passed without a trace. And, as though the twisted visage hadn’t apparated on the apparition in the first place, words continued with all of the calm in the world.
No, they wanted him to smile. Food be damned, that was their order.
“There is much to smile for, you know. Life is a wonderful opportunity that one shouldn’t squander. Therefore, I would ask that you top my order with whatever it is you please! As I simply must ask you this: if you aren’t having fun, then why bother with going on? The point to life has already been lost. You’ve already stopped living. The only thing left for a person to do at that point would be to allow the outside to match the inside and die!”
……
…Ears would ring and glass would shatter if stares could be made audible.
Peppino was not a naturally courageous man. Despite the search for treasures and other pizza-related items in those towers, he often ran in and out of them in record time. His strength was only really shown in do-or-die situations, mach speeds being reached to simply get it done with faster. That’s what it all really was to him, just get it over and done with. Wrenching Noise off of his arm twenty times in a row, then going back to his job where another customer complained about the out-of-order fridge he would have the urge to bash over their head.
Any hopes that the kid would just order a pizza and leave were dashed faster than he could ever run, the second he watched them sit on the counter. Their little monologue truly sounded exactly like what he had heard many times before. From both customers who thought they knew everything about him to genuinely concerned people. Why are you so sweaty??? Why don’t you just sm...
..s...sm..S...
His terror managed to become more visible at the others display. Perhaps it would’ve caused a person with less experience with witnessing abject horrors to scream, attempt to fruitlessly run, even. But Peppino’s terror was abjectly silent, just staring in a raw form of utter shock and fear. This could very much be Noise. He was fully capable of doing things that could be simply described as ‘body horror’ as the term was apparently called, but.
This could be something else entirely. That thought shook him to his core. The terror wasn’t what even he was accustomed to. Perhaps he would’ve preferred if this was just Noise in a weird disguise, there was at least a vague idea of what his end goal was.
He didn’t dare to blink, just staring for what seemed like an eternity, before he finally did and couldn’t help but internally question his own sanity. What? Huh? Was he just tired? Was the slow day really getting to him, psychologically? His doubts were yet again harshly shattered at the others words, as he just stood there, just taking in the others words like a poison seeping into his skin. Wh... What the hell do you even say to all of that. Does he comply? Does he force a smile? Does he play the jester and try to play it cool??? What does he do, what does he do, what does HE SAY --
“...I...” A squeak manages to escape his mouth, “A-A-Are you projecting on m-me, or.”
Utterly intelligent choice of words. He still is the furthest thing away from smiling.
no-chara:
On a dark and stormy night, upon the hour where all clocks stand to their firmest of attention, only then will it appear. And upon its arrival, it is then that you should begin to count your misfortunes and pray you live to see a better day.
…Boy, tonight really did paint itself out to be a dramatic scene, didn’t it? The child had seen snippets of movies and other forms of media where right now would be where some truly frightening activities would be happening. Some mysterious and seemingly sourceless taps to the pizzeria’s windows, an unexplainable chill that stroked the spinal column of your back, and the sudden appearance of an entity most threatening in appearance.
Well, the final cliché was sort of lived up to, but that was the only one, frankly. Chara had been called visually upsetting on multiple occasions. Their wave hello and large smile? It would’ve been completely commonplace if not for the ruby-red eyes they supported. No hostile acts were taken, no suspicious activity to report. Just a lonesome child entering the eatery at the stroke of midnight.
..Hm. When you say it out loud
Steps would hit lightly against the pizzeria’s flooring, steady approach heralded with… not a word muttered. To the man’s calm, casual ask, nothing but the sound of gentle footfalls would echo outward. Hardly a response, though it was the best the store’s owner was going to get. But it was not as if the child was disinterested, far from it.
Those crimson red eyes? It didn’t take a perceptive individual to see how tightly they held their gaze onto the man at their front. And as a body short and small reached the ordering counter, it was then and only then that eyes would break, as the desk physically forced it. Height placed the child beneath a visible line of sight, disappearing from view for a moment.
And their return would be trumpeted by the jingle of coins, a brown and dusty drawstring pouch being set upon the counter. Inside could gold coins be seen. Then, as hands draw back, they’re quick to grab the lip of the counter, nails digging in as leverage is gained, head springing from below to finally greet their target.
“I would like one pizza, please!” they grinned, “What is your preferred form of currency, if I might ask?” Ah a head would vanish below once more, not waiting for an answer before doing so. And just like that, a scratched black purse now resting next to the previously produced pouch. Simple dollar bills rested inside. Then, a colorful, if not a little damp, backpack- quarters, nickels, and dimes rolled from an unzipped pocket. A mud-splattered satchel bag- gemstones of rubies and sapphires spilled across the counter. A quilted, red-speckled handbag- jewelry: necklaces, rings, even a few credit cards.
Finally, a head would return once more from below the counter, red eyes waiting expectantly for some sort of answer, a smile unchanged from the moment its carrier had strolled in.
Grey eyes full of the utter depression of someone who had very much been accustomed to the horrors of customer service and crashing towers remained on the other, trying to find some form of intent. A smirk, a smile full of shark-like teeth waiting to bite him and spit insults at him. Noise’s disguises were terrifyingly good, and his internal anxiety and feeling that something was off could only be attributed to that, he thought to himself.
His attention had snapped to the pouch full of coins. While it was not currency he was used to, it was something he had seen in passing, especially since his variety in customers had varied. He’d take taking five gold coins, not truly knowing their worth, than fifty pennies any day, to be brutally honest. Before he could even open his constantly frowning mouth and say something, he just quietly gawked at the items that were presented to him in such a manner that it took him a solid moment to process it.
Okay. If this genuinely wasn’t Noise, this was either some weird kid who had rich parents, or... He can’t help but eye those credit cards for a moment. The chef could maybe tolerate the idea of someone just having gems and coins in their pockets, but there’s an air of unease to this whole situation outside of even the Noise concept. Peppino wanted to ask something along the lines of ‘wh... where did you get all of this’, but his gut told him to just shut up. This was technically still a customer willing to give you money for a product, just get their order done and wait for them to leave.
“...I’m fine with just cash, d-don’t worry about it.” His internal mindset of just getting this over and done with finally gave him some ‘courage’ to reply back, “What kind of pizza would you like? It’s been slow today, so I’ll make sure itsa fresh.”
Peppino didn’t make any attempt to mirror the others smile. Even a forced one, for that matter. Many customers had made complaints about the ‘main guy clearly not being happy’ no matter how hard he tried, so. Especially given this situation, he’s not going to bother.
“I sure do love not being dead. I sure love-a being in casual situations and not dying.”
And there were two more casualties to their dignities that fateful day…
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Anonymous asked:
a'ight, your turn down the hill. **tries to push Peppino down the same hill Qbby was tossed from **
“Wuh--” Sorry, he was completely taken off guard given the events that happened today. So the other was completely and effortlessly successful in pushing him down the hill. He doesn’t just tumble, he practically bounces and rolls on his face multiple times, before just harshly falling down on the grass patch below, only mere inches away from accidentally bodyslamming Qbby.
You know what. Yeah, he’s just gonna lay here. Face first in the grass. Today’s been rough, but customer service was just like that.
@robotnikium asked:
" Hello, you pathetic wet dog of a man. Three extra large pizzas, two with everything and the last one with mushrooms and sausage. " He literally smacks down $500 //in cash.// Where did he get that.
Hi.
You can’t hit him with that whiplash, you just can’t. Being called a ‘pathetic wet dog of a man’ was one thing, but it being followed up with an order and cash that amounted to more than anything he would ever gain in tips over the course of his entire life. Does he even open his mouth to give the other the price? Or does he just assume the best and take the money. No, no, this was reparations. The other was just some oddly rude rich guy who was willing to give him money. He just... Nods, not raising a single complaint.
“Yes sir. Absolutely sir.” He’s practically on customer service autopilot as he says that, going off to make the pizzas. He was a pathetic wet dog of a man, thank you very much.
Anonymous asked:
Peppino, do you have a rat hiding in your hat. Be honest
............
“No. I’m bald.” He says, utter despair in his voice. Hey, you said be honest.
the box says “four servings” but my heart says one
Anonymous asked:
I feel like I'm the only one crazy to say it, but the pizza guy reminds me of Qbby for some reason.,.
“Qbby?” Okay, that’s a name that doesn’t spark immediate negativity in his head. “Huh? He’s just a little box. What has he got in common with me.”
Was it the white aesthetic? Or just a ‘pizza box’ joke. Peppino’s really lost. But when is he not, to be absolutely fair.
Anonymous asked:
the real question is: how does peppino remember the characters and plot of ratatouille so well but not know who sonic the hedgehog is
“I watch movies in my spare-a time. I don’t play the videya games or Donkey Kongs or whatever.” Blinks, rapidly. “Sometimes you just watch a movie you normally wouldn’t watch because it looks funny.”
He crosses his arms.
“Are ANY of you going to order anything, or are you going to continue with this whole comparison game. It’s already getting old.”
Anonymous asked:
Peppino, don’t you literally have a ghost form, too
“H-How about we don’t talk about me dying,” He glanced behind him, practically expecting a Noise jumpscare, or something, “Go back to comparing me to-a Brewster and Brewster alone.”
Anonymous asked:
[ beyonce meme voice ] BREWSTER ANIMALCROSSING???
“...You know what, Brewster seems like a nice guy. I’ll accept th--”
Anonymous asked:
guys c'mon you gotta stop bullying wario like this
Anonymous asked:
What did Man compare you to? Or which Sonic character did he compare you to, I should say
“S-Sonic the Hedgehog. I don’t know who that-a is.” He blinks, rapidly. Would he rather be compared to a dead chef from a silly rat movie or an actual hedgehog... Please don’t make him think too hard on that.
“And some person who works at a cafe-- Look, you get my point. This is all silly. Stop.”
Anonymous asked:
as an italian pizza maker being compared to a french cook...........how do you feel
“HOW ABOUT WE JUST STOP COMPARING ME TO-A OTHER PEOPLE. FIRST IT WAS MAN, NOW YOU PEOPLE? COME ON. COME ON.”
He has no commentary on the French. Is that a good or a bad thing.