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Adult You already know.

[saucesaw]

Ted’s cock was not fucking 8 inches let’s be fucking real now.

[saucesaw]

cool cat Ted

[saucesaw]

GLAD YOU’RE BACK

…already mildly bored by it…boring ass tcc. I’ll just upload any new Ted art here when I’ll eventually make it or something like it

[saucesaw]

astrology isnt "retarded"

you are retarded

[kijimha]

just because you havent seen me post about The Character in a while doesn't mean i'm any less insane about them in private

[saucesaw]

its intresting that you came back durring mercury retrograde in cancer

omg I did it, a retard """"anon""" got baited woah

[saucesaw]

The ghost of Ted is effective against fucking Etsy witches mind you. Free extra taco bell and good fortune.

[saucesaw]

How to be provocative so I can get anon hate messages….. I literally never did receive any in my 3+ years in the community… well actually. Once I got a phone voicemail from a literal basement dwelling jobless loser (whom I literally saved from being evicted mind you) threatening to cut my car tires down…it was so fucking funny, the pinnacle of chronically online losers essentially.

[saucesaw]

post all your ab/dl Ted Bundy art you pussy

At this point, it’s basically a litmus test to see if you know the full extent of my genius big-brain plays, mind games, and shenanigans or not.

[saucesaw]

Well, well, well. I’m back.