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don sweeney i know larkin seems tempting but we need to stay focused and remember the 1C boston truly needs:

#hes either lowballing the fuck out of detroit or sending them our entire farm team and getting fleeced #live love boston bruins hockey #jason robertson #i love you so much robo i hope you know that #come to boston babe we probably wont treat you right but you'll get to play with david pastrnak #so #boston bruins

happy pride month to whatever they have going on

#i think i could probably write 10 pages on this picture #never noticed connor mcdavid 2 in the back that honestly jumpscared me a little bit #rpf #the f is in question though like ........#connor mcdavid #leon draisaitl

youre telling me will smith hockey won drake maye's celebrity softball game home run derby. right.

#stared at the tweet for 5 minutes and thought i was still asleep #hes the heir to comiskey park or smth isnt he 😭😭😭😭#will smith hockey #drake maye #like ok did not think id ever use those tags together #new england patriots

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"player-led discussion" okay as if that wasn't just everyone else on the team trying to convince mack to keep it

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keeping the locker room mack appropriate by listening to the pizza party song after winning their opener

#jesus christ #i want to see the team canada groupchat so bad you dont even know #like ohhhhhmy god #macklin celebrini #iihf worlds 2026

"player-led discussion" okay as if that wasn't just everyone else on the team trying to convince mack to keep it

#like bro hes a 20 year old hockey player and thats Sidney Crosby #he's probably still actively trying to give it to sid too like #😭😭😭😭😭#macklin celebrini #sidney crosby #iihf worlds 2026

i love how collectively disappointed everyone is that they have to root for the avs like obviously we're going to over vgk its just that nobody reaaaaally wants to

#i'd pay so much money to watch mackinnon just take a whack at hart #please #stanley cup playoffs

okay i was wrong about colorado and the presidents trophy thing they're absolutely winning the cup

#the east as a divison was absolutely tougher than the west BUT #colorado was absolutely nasty against EVERYBODY during the regular season #and have literally dominated every game except for one #and for people saying carolina .... they beat ottowa (laughable) and philly (injured as hell)#idk if they beat buffalo or mtl to be honest #anyways 👋🏼#stanley cup playoffs #colorado avalanche

i have so many insane fic ideas but zero motivation to actually write any of them i hate it here

#my notes app is probably the freakiest place on earth currently #and like yes its summer so theoretically i have more free time but #we'll see #😋#stanley cup playoffs #hockey rpf #.... possibly

going to see my favorite baseball team ever play against my second favorite baseball team ever surely this will be a fun and stress free experience 😋

#nobody is allowed to know my second favorite team because i am deeply embarrassed that i like them #boston red sox #see u in a few days pooks #yay!

usa worlds defensive lineup running on hopes and prayers

#wsh and sean kuraly i understand why you declined #like thats ROUGH #usa hockey #iihf worlds 2026

oh no twitter is discovering willypasta

#fingers crossed theyre too old for people to be weird about them #like 88 squared is sacred texts to me dont make it uncomfortable #david pastrnak

okay so:

#please tell me you guys understand the vision #incomplete for sure but i dont have the brain capacity rn #boston bruins #david pastrnak #fraser minten #william nylander ??? is also here

it makes me so genuinely happy how dead set mackinnon is on eradicating the minnesota wild 😁

#if they get swept i wont complain about anything ever again #i dont even like the Avs i just like how evil he's been #stanley cup playoffs #nathan mackinnon

he is so !!!!!!!

#staring down a 4 to 5 month stretch of no khusy walk in photos i dont think i can make it #marat khusnutdinov #boston bruins

boston's only chance at a championship this year is the boston fucking red sox oooooh my god im so fine and totally cool about this fact

#is this karma for two decades of complete domination like we get wiped out in a weekend #actually lets be honest the sox have been eliminated since mid april #i think we should line up all of our GMs and coaches and bitch slap them #do you guys think that would help #boston sports 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼😝#boston bruins #boston celtics #new england patriots #boston red sox #THE FUCKING RED SOX!!!!!

sometimes i forget that khusy was drafted by minnesota because he is just Such a boston bruin

#if we trade him ever i'll kill myself #i know thats dramatic but im trying to keep it real #boston bruins #marat khusnutdinov #he genuinely might be becoming my fave player is this bad

(visibly uncomfortable) colorado avalance please beat the wild (about to throw up) nathan mackinnon eliminate qhughes and you will be (holding back tears) reincarnated as a (dry heaving) beautiful lotus flower

#nobody getting tagged im scared of both teams fans actually im sorry #on the bright side:#JASON ROBERTSON BABY COME TO BOSTON #🔜🔜🔜#stanley cup playoffs

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