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{ Words by @fatimaamerbilal from being unwanted is a language. /Haruki Murakami from The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle }
HOUSE OF THE DRAGON Shrek Edition *:シďžâ§
what if your friend had a freak accident where his thang got cut off and he need a dick transplant and he ask you for 3 inches
how he gon ask me for all I got
i said what i said
Toothpaste. It's just frozen toothpaste.
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TW: Explcit, shower sex, spanking, ass eating, perversion, breast sucking, foot job, oral sex, hair pulling, masturbation, cock tease, spitting, biting, perverted reader. Minors DNI 18+
Hidan: Showerđż
Hidan had you both out of your clothes in seconds the moment you mentioned shower sex. He then guided you to the bathroom.
With a shit eating grin, Hidan smacks your ass as you walked into the shower, causing you to yelp before glaring at him.
Hidan snickers as he steps in the shower. âWhatâs the matter, babe? Canât take a little heat?â He teases as he backs you into the shower wall.
You pout. âYou are so mean sometimes, you know that?â Hidan smiles at you lovingly. âYeah, I know.â
He then leans in for a passionate kiss. You eagerly kiss back, tasting his soft lips. You smiled in the kiss. Hidan really knew how to set the mood.
He then pulls away. âTurn around. Iâll start the shower and clean you right up, Dollface,â Hidan winks.
You blush and giggle as you face the shower walls.
You find yourself screaming in the next instance as hot water rains down your back. You scream as you run out the shower.
Hidan howls with laughter as he chases after you. âGET BACK HERE, SUGAR! SOMEBODIES GOTTA WASH THAT ASS! HA HA HA HA HA!â
Before you could even reach for the door that lead to the bedroom, Hidan snatched you up by the waist and carries you back into the shower.
You squirm in his grasp. âLet me go, Hidan! I donât like hot water!â Hidan chuckled. âQuit your bitching. Iâll change the temperature.â
Hidan sets you on your feet in the shower and changes the water to a relaxing warm temperature.
You sigh in relief at the contact as you stood under the shower head. Hidan smirked at you.
âBetter?â
âMmhm~â
âGood. Now bring that ass over hereâŚâ
Hidan pins you against the shower and kisses you all over, shoving his tongue in your mouth. You moan in the kiss as warm water rains down your body.
You let out a hum of approval when Hidan lifts your leg up high and holds it in place. It was a good thing you were flexible.
Hidan then positions his dick at your entrance and starts thrusting into you deeply. You both moan as Hidan pounds into your sweet spots.
You felt the heavy buildup of warm liquids fill your insides as Hidanâs erect dick continues to stretch your sweet hole.
âH-Hidan~â you moan.
âIâm about to-!â
Hidan immediately pulls out of you, denying the release. You stare at him incredulously as he snickers. âBout to cum? Well too bad, Y/N!â He laughs as he sets your leg down.
You growl and bang your fists into his chest as he continues to laugh.
âFuck you, Hidan!â You cried. He smirks. âYou wanna cum that badly, Y/N?â Hidan then turns you around and presses you against the wall your nipples shiver on contact. âHERE!â
SMACK!
You let out a cry of pain when Hidan smacks your ass hard enough for cum to leak out of your sweet hole.
Your pussy ached from the prolonged release. You turn your head to glare at Hidan as he laughs. âYouâre so mean Hidan! I hate you!â
Hidan grins evilly and you immediately find yourself regretting your words.
âYeah? Well hate this, bitch!â
Hidan grabs a hold of your waist and slips his dick into your ass and begins pounding you from behind. You moan and cry out in both pain and pleasure.
You came again all over the shower floor, only this time, Hidan was not stopping.
Deidara: Shower đż
âWhat do you say we go get cleaned up my girl, hm?â
Deidara has a sexy look in his visible blue eye as he leads you into the bathroom for a sexy shower sesh.
You could tell he was just as excited as you were, as the tongue in his hands slowly licked the inside of your palm.
You both finally made it to the bathroom and step in the shower. You turn towards the shower wall and turn on the warm water, allowing it to fall down your back.
That was when you felt something warm and wet flick up your back entrance.
âEEK!â
You heard Deidara chuckle. You turn to see him and his hand mouth smirking at you. âWhatâs the matter, my girl? Donât you want me to clean you up?â
You blush and giggle. âI wasnât expecting you to use your hand tongues. Thatâs so freaky, baby~â you purred.
Deidara walks towards you and backs you against the shower wall, keeping his hands on your hips.
âItâs not freaky. Itâs art, hm.â
You hummed as you wrap your arms around his neck. âMmmâŚI like itâŚâ you say seductively.
The two of you then made out under the shower head. After awhile, you both pull away. Deidara then leads you to the other side of the shower.
âCâmere let me clean you up, hm!â
Deidara seats you on the corner shower stool.
âLet me show you a new form of art~â he says huskily.
âOoh~â you purred as you sat back. You were eager to see what your man had in store.
You watch as he grabs two bars of pink soap. The mouths in his hands then chew them up.
Deidara smirks at you as he points his mouths at your chest. You raised an eyebrow. âDeidara, what are you-?â
BLEHHH!
You gasped in shock as Deidaraâs hand mouths spit soap all over your tits. You moaned as the sensation of warm bubbles flow through your curves.
âOh wow~â you moaned.
Deidara snickers before he helps you up. âNow that youâre all lubed upâŚcâmereâŚâ
Deidara then sits on the shower stool. He holds you by your hips and sits you directly on his lap, slipping his dick in your back entrance.
Your moans both echo in the bathroom. âDeidara~â you moan. âI know, I know~â he said teasingly.
Deidara puts one hand on your breast and another on your clit. Both hand mouths start licking and swirling simultaneously.
âDeiâŚDeiâŚâ you shriek. You start to roll your hips, bouncing your ass directly onto Deidaraâs dick.
Deidaraâs blue eye nearly rolled to the back of his head as he moaned out in delight at the sensation.
He came into your sweet hole. You came right after before he finally took his hand mouths off of you.
Sasori: Bath đ
Sasori walked in his room that night after a mission. He stopped in his tracks upon seeing you.
You were lying down in your shared bed, wearing nothing but a short bath towel. You posed sexily as you gave Sasori a wink.
He gave you a blank stare. âFor the last time, Y/N. Iâm not taking a bath with youâŚâ
You pout cutely, pretending to be disappointed. âAww, you donât want me? And here I was gonna come and show you my art, Sasori~â
Sasori scoffed. His eyes then scanned your lovely curves. âJust what do you know about art?â
You hum in amusement, seeing how Sasori was checking you out. Clearly he was trying to hide his arousal.
âWhy donât you come and see for yourself?â You purred.
With that, you lift your hips up and spread your legs to reveal your pussy from under your towel. You smirk in triumph seeing how Sasoriâs eyes filled with lust at the sight.
Sasori may have been a puppet, but at the end of the day, he was still a manâŚ
âŚ
You and Sasori were in the bath together where you scrubbed his red hair with green tea shampoo.
As you washed his hair, Sasori stared at your breasts that floated above the water. They were just inches from touching his face.
They jiggled deliciously from the motions of your scrubbing. Sasoriâs cheeks were now as red as his hair at the sight.
You hummed. âItâs nice to get more intimate like this, right?â Sasori said nothing as he continued to stare at your breasts. You stop scrubbing and glance down to see him biting his lip nervously as he stares at your nipples.
You smirk down at him. âYou can taste them if you wantâŚâ Sasori looks at you incredulously. His face flushes a deeper red under your gaze.
âDonât be shy, Sasori~â you cooed. You lean in close, allowing your soft warm breasts to kiss his cheeks.
Sasori let out a hungry groan before he brought his lips to suck on your tits. You wrap your arms around Sasoriâs neck to pull him closer as you moan.
Sasori squeezed your other breast with his hand. He played with it. The tasty lumps of your breasts were so full, firm, and delicious. He didnât mind licking the soap off your nipples.
Sasoriâs face became redder and redder by the second from the arousal. The calm composure he once had was completely out the window. He never knew how much he wanted to suck your boobs.
âOoh!â
From under the water of the tub, you felt Sasoriâs hard erection press against your clit. You shuddered. It felt so warm and inviting.
You proceeded to roll your hips against the shaft to get a better feel at the friction. You mewled when Sasori rolled his hips against yours, allowing his erecting shaft to floss through your pussy lips.
The motion of his dick had your clit throbbing. It felt so firm, warm, and thick. This combined with your nipples being sucked, eventually had you cumming in the tub. Sasori came all over your clit.
Sasori gasped when you close your legs, effectively trapping his dick and cum between your warm pussy lips. You stroked his locks affectionately.
âKeep it up, Sasori. I can go all night,â you purred.
Kakuzu: Showerđż
Kakuzu caught your attention when he started stripping out of his cloak. He then walks over to help strip you out of your clothes. You smirk at him seductively.
âOohâŚwhat are you about to do?â You purred.
âLetâs have a shower,â Kakuzu said to you. You giggled as you blush. You werenât used to Kakuzu being so forward like this.
âOohâŚhow romantic~â
âWeâll save money on the water bill if we do it together.â Kakuzu said. You sweatdrop. âOhâŚâ
âWay to kill the moodâŚâ You thought.
Kakuzu snaps out of of his thoughts and tosses you over his shoulder. With a hand on your ass, he carries you into the bathroom and turns on the shower, before setting you on the shower stool.
You glare at him as he lifts your leg up a bit.
âKakuzu! Must you be so roug-?!â
â-OohâŚâ
Kakuzu stretched his arm out with his tendrils and scrubbed your inner thighs with a soapy sponge. âYou like that?â
Your eyes fluttered shut as Kakuzu begins to scrub your pussy lips. âKakuâŚzuâŚâ
âMmm~â
You smiled as you took in the bliss. The sponge felt so warm and Kakuzuâs scrubbing felt so magical.
Kakuzu then stretched out some of his tendrils out and brought two of them to your breasts. He tickles your nubs to massage them with soap.
âAah!â
Your eyes shot open from the pleasure. Kakuzu then stretched out another tendril from his fist and brought it towards your clit for some affectionate strokes.
Your body began to heat up from the arousal as your clit started to throb. Your eyes Mets Kakuzu who looked at you with a seductive gaze with his red green eyes. Your cheeks flushed as you find yourself hot and bothered from his look combined with the stimulation he was giving your breasts and pussy.
You came all over the sponge, soaking it with your juices. Kakuzu then set your leg down. âGood girl,â he said as he set the sponge to the side.
Your eyes fell to his crotch, seeing how his dick became hard from watching you. You got up from the shower stool and got on your knees in front of Kakuzu.
As the shower head sprays your back, you brought your lips to his dick to pump at his large length. Kakuzu grips your hair tightly. His red green eyes hooded with lust as he moans.
You stroke his balls affectionately, barely tickling them with your manicure. Your eyes fluttered shut as steam from the shower fills the entire room.
The pleasure became overwhelming for Kakuzu as he came into your mouth. You swallowed his sweet seed whole before pulling away with a loud POP.
You yelped when Kakuzu hoisted you up, grabbing your legs and wrapping them around his waist to bring you into a steamy makeup session under the shower.
âSo much for saving water. Not that Iâm complainingâŚâ you thought as you wrapped your arms around Kakuzuâs neck.
Itachi: Bath đ
Itachi ran towards the bathroom after hearing you cry out for help.
âY/N, whatâs wrong?!â
Itachi stopped dead in his tracks. There you were sitting in a large bubble bath surrounded by scented candles. Some sensual music played on a radio that you set up.
You smirk seductively as you finished sipping some champagne from your glass before sitting it to the side. You lift your foot out of the tub and make a âcome hereâ motion with your big toe.
âCome play with me, âTachi~â
Itachiâs cheeks flushed. The little pet name went straight to his dick. âIâŚI donâtâŚâ
You pout cutely. âAww, are you shy, baby?â Itachiâs eyes followed the sensual movement of you crossing your legs. You adjust yourself a bit, allowing your breasts to float above the water for him to see your delicious full lumps.
âYou know what happens when I donât get what I want, âTachi. So either you learn âstripping jutsuâ or Iâll come out and teach it to youâŚdirectly~â you purred.
Itachi gulped. Your voice was as smooth as honey. He found his hands unbuttoning his cloak. You licked your lips hungrily as you watched him strip.
âMmmâŚI like what Iâm seeing~â
Itachiâs cheeks flushed a deeper red. You giggled at that. He was so vanilla and that was made teasing him all the more exciting.
You stared at his dick the whole time as he climbed into the water to sit across from you. He leaned back and stared at the ceiling.
You had a naughty glint in your eye as a cat like smile forms on your lips. You uncrossed your legs and stretch one leg out to place your foot on Itachiâs chest.
Itachi gasped as his eyes widened slightly at the contact. He shoots you a small glare. âStop thatâŚâ
You giggled. âIâm just resting my foot on you. Just close your eyes and relax, okay~?â After a moment, Itachi sighed before closing his eyes to try to relax. âMmmâŚthatâs a good boy ItachiâŚâ you whispered sexily.
You slowly slid your wet foot down his chest in time with the sensual music. Your foot then got under the water to reach Itachiâs lap. ââŚI just want to make sure youâreâŚâ
ââŚComfortable~â
That was when you curled your toes against his dick from under the water. Itachiâs eyes widened. He shuddered at the sensation of your foot combined with the warm water. It had his dick slowly aching stiff.
âStâŚopâŚâ Itachi could barely speak. The feel of your foot was so sensual. With an evil smirk, you licked your lips as you watch sweat pour down his face.
âAww, why Itachi? I only wanted to show you my new jutsu. Itâs supposed to tickle youâŚâ
ââŚSenseless~â
You press your entire sole against his spongey shaft to add pressure from under the water. Itachi let out a pained groan as hot pre cum seeped out of the tip and into the bath water.
You giggled at the sight. âI just love watching you sweat, âTachi~â you flicked your toes on his hot and rubbery tip. Itachiâs glare then returned to his face as he looked directly into your eyes.
In the next instance, you find your body pressed against the wall of the tub. You shivered at the sensation of your nipples touch the cold marble of the tub walls.
Itachi was behind you with arms around your waist, pressing his chest against your back.
âI-Itachi what are you-?â You stop mid sentence as you turned around to see him smirk at you. He brought his lips to your ear. âIâve caught you in my genjutsuâŚâ
You widened your eyes. âWhat?!â
âMMMM-!â
In the next instance, another Itachi appears in front of you and shoved his dick into your mouth. You shrieked and gagged a bit as your eyes water.
âDo you want me to stop?â One Itachi asked. âI thought you wanted to tickle me senseless. Itâs only fair that I do the same to you,â the other Itachi purred.
Itachi then slipped his dick into your back entrance pounded into you from behind. The motion caused the dick in your mouth to reach the far back of your throat.
You screamed as tears streamed out of your eyes. You squirm under both Itachiâs. One of them grabs you by the hair and pulls you back towards him.
âDonât try to fight it. Weâre going to tickle you senseless until weâre satisfied,â Itachi said.
Another Itachi then appeared on your side. He leaned in close as he slicks his tongue on your breast. You moaned as you felt your pussy throb. Pre cum started to leak into the water.
Just when you thought the experience couldnât get any more pleasurable, another Itachi appeared under the water to suck up your pussy.
You mewled as you roll your hips against his face. All Itachiâs then fuck you at once, while the one other Itachi fucked your tits with his tongue.
You body became overwhelmed with the pleasure and eventually you came all over the one Itachi that was under the water. Another Itachi came in your mouth while the other shot his Uchiha seed up your ass.
You shuddered in delight as all the Itachiâs pull out of you at once. One Itachi then wipes cum from your lips before they each take turns kissing you.
Konan: Shower đż
You knew that it was wrong to peek at your boss, but as soon as you heard that Konan would be taking a shower, you couldnât resist.
Best of all, the Akatsuki members were out on missions, so there would be no way that you would get caught.
You were dressed in nothing but your underwear as you snuck into Konanâs bedroom.
You stopped at the door that lead to the bathroom and knelt down. You cleared your throat and licked your lips as you stroked your clit in anticipation.
You smirked pervertedly and giggled as your cheeks flushed. âI canât believe Iâm going to do thisâŚâ you thought excitedly.
You closed your eyes and then focused.
âByakuganâŚâ you whispered. Your eyes then flashed open revealing your all seeing white eye.
The door in front of you became transparent through your vision alone. You were now able to see Konan in the bathroom. Your clit beated with excitement as you watched her slowly unzip her sleeveless black top allowing it to fall to the floor to reveal her underwear.
You mouthed a âWOWâ as you took in the sight of her black strapless bra that gave her breasts a perfect lift.
So many thoughts run through your head as you watched Konan peel out of her pants while your fingers glide through your clothed pussy lips.
You knew it was such a shameless use of your powers and how your deceased ancestors and 2 cousins in the Hidden Leaf wouldnât approve of you using your abilities for sexual gratification.
But at this point Iâm time, you were an S Rank Rogue Ninja, stripped of all morals and status in the Hyuga Clan. You didnât care and if anything you were down bad for Konan.
If you couldnât shower with her, the least you could do was touch her with your eyes. Being a peeping tom wouldnât hurt anybody. All you had to do was not get caught! Good thing you were a shinobi.
You slip your fingers into your panties and glide them through your pussy lips. You bit your lip as you watched Konan unclip her bra, causing her breasts to jiggle in place.
âMmmâŚâ you moaned as you saw two piercings rest on each nipple. They sparkled under the bathroom light and looked absolutely beautiful.
Your eyes followed the sweat beads that rolled down the curved lumps of her beautiful breasts. You licked your lips repeatedly as you pretended to taste them. They looked to scrumptious.
You then watched as Konan peeled off her black panties before turning to face the shower. She bent over a bit and turned on the shower, giving you the perfect view of her plump and perfect heart shaped peace that you oh so desperately wanted to eat.
âWhewâŚshe is so THICCCâŚ.â you thought lustfully as sweat beads started to roll down your cheek. You clit ached as you slipped a finger into your front entrance.
Finally, Konan took her bun apart. She flutters her eyes shut and shakes her head, allowing her long purple hair to spill over her breasts. The sight was absolutely tantalizing.
You bit your lip hard as you press your finger firmly against your clit as pre cum soaked your panties.
âOh wow please touch meâŚâ you whispered.
âIf you want me to touch you, then why donât you come join me?â Konan asked.
Your heart stopped for a moment as your eyes widened. Konan turned to face the door you were hiding behind. She directs a smirk at you.
âI know that youâre peeping, Y/N,â she purred. You shuddered. Her voice sounded like honey. Your cheeks were on fire. How is it that you were caught?!
âEither you come in or I come out,â she said in a demanding tone. You flinched at that.
You slowly stood up and opened the door to walk in the bathroom to meet Konan. Your body shivered under her scrunity as a naughty glint sparkled in her eye.
She walked towards you and slowly unclipped your bra. You widened your eyes. âK-Konan?! What are you-?â
You stopped mid sentence when she locked her golden eyes in yours in a seductive gaze. âYou want me to touch you, donât you?â
She peels off your panties, letting them fall to the floor as she keeps her eyes on you. She then backs you into the shower, pressing your back against the cold wet walls as your body begins to soak.
Konan brought her hands to your breasts to give him a firm squeeze. âYou want me to touch you? Like this?â Your eyes fluttered shut as you moaned as she massaged your breasts. You couldnât believe what was happening and you sure as hell werenât complaining.
Konan then stops the massage and raises her leg a bit to press her knee against your wet cunt. âKonanâŚâ you moaned. Konan flutters her eyes shut and leans her lips towards you. You close your eyes, awaiting the kiss but Konan stops. Her lips just barely brush against yours.
âWhy were you peeping, Y/N?â She whispered as she presses her knee harder against your clit. You shrieked at the sensation as your body shivers.
âAnswer me,â she demands as she circles her knee deeply into your cunt. âI-Iâm sorry!â You cry. Konan smirks. âGoodâŚâ
Konan connects her lips with yours, effectively slipping her tongue. Her breasts firmly press against yours. You mewled in the kiss.
Her delicious double Dâs felt firm and lifted like two lead balloons. You felt the piercings from Konanâs nipples poke directly against yours. âI want to feel them some moreâŚâ you thought.
As the warm water continues to soak your body, you rub your breasts against Konanâs to get a feel at the friction from her piercings, allowing them to tickle your nubs.
You growl hungrily in the kiss as Konan moans in approval. Your breasts squishing against hers felt really nice.
The friction of the piercings combined with her knee and her tongue had you feeling overstimulated. You eventually came all over Konanâs knee.
She pulls away and then gets on her knees in front of you. You shuddered as she uses her fingers to part your pussy lips.
âYum~â
She then brings her lips to her pussy and laps up your juices with her tongue. You mewled as you grabbed her hair for support. You rolled your hips against her face as she rubs your leg affectionately.
You smiled blissfully as Konan ate you out. It felt nice as a Hyuga to be worshipped like the queen you were.
Tobi: Bath đ
âWEEEEEEEEE! This is so much fun, Y/N-Chan!â
You realized you had made a mistake of inviting Tobi with you to the bath, because now he was splashing water and soap everywhere like a toddlerâŚ
Tobi cheered as he squirted soap from the bottle. You sat there crookedly with your foot sticking out the tub with an annoyed look on your face from when Tobi threw you into the bathwater.
Half of your hair was covered in suds while the other side was soaked with expensive rose champagne. Tobi apparently mistaken the bottle for a water gun and thought it would be funny to spray your face.
â1000 ryo borrowed from Kakuzu is now fucking wastedâŚâ you thought in irritation.
Several candles were already shattered as they laid outside the tub. Most of them were already put out. It was a miracle that Tobi didnât light his dick on fire with the way heâs been jumping around. And to top it all off, Tobi kept his mask on.
You sighed in frustration. All you wanted was a sensual and romantic night. You thought an intimate bath session would soothe Tobi and get him in the mood.
âSpoke too soonâŚâ you whispered to yourself. Tobi stopped splashing in the tub and turned to you. âY/N-chan! Donât look so sad! Come play with my rubber ducky! Her name is Rin!â He cooed as he pulled out a pink rubber ducky.
You deadpanned. ââŚYou named a rubber ducky after your ex?!â Tobi giggled at that. He then squished the rubber ducky, causing the water to squirt in your eye.
You shrieked as you covered your eye. Tobi giggled again. âCome on! Play with Rin! She doesnât bite!â
Your face became an angry red as you growled furiously. You raised your palm and slapped the rubber ducky out of Tobiâs hand, causing it to fly straight into the toilet (where it belonged). Tobi let out an exaggerated gasp.
You stand up straight in the tub as your fists shot in the air.
âYOU KNOW WHAT?! IâM SICK OF YOUR SHIT, TOBI! FUCK THIS!â
You turn around and took one foot out of the tub. That was when you gasped feeling something large, wet, and thick slide smoothly into your backside.
Tobi then snakes his hands and grabs your breasts before pulling you to his chest.
ââŚAnd just where do you think youâre going?â He purred seductively as he massaged your breasts.
You moaned at the pleasurable sensation. âO-ObitoâŚâ
Obito brought his hand around you and pressed his finger to your lips. âShhâŚâ
He slowly pulled you back into the tub. His throbbing erection penetrated deeper into your backside and hitting you just right.
âLetâs stop talking~â he purred seductively.
Kisame: Bath đ
Kisame carefully pulled you out the bathtub. You hissed at the pain covering your backside. He smiled sheepishly at you. âSorryâŚâ
You narrowed your eyes at him as he carried you to your room. Your ass was covered with shark bites. Kisame thought it would be hot to nibble you a bit from under the water.
Unfortunately he got carried away and bit you too hard and now you had to ice down your ass.
Kisame did just that when he laid you on your bed before proceeding to put an ice pack on your ass cheeks, causing you to shiver and hiss at the pain.
âAnd THIS is why I cheat on you with Tobi. He may act like a kid but at least our bath session was funâŚâ you thought.
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Sasori:
You, Sasori, and Deidara were on your way to the Hidden Sand to capture Gaara. Deidara had just finished making his clay bird.
âYou two can watch from here,â Deidara said confidently. âTake all the time you needâŚDeidaraâŚâ Sasori said in his raspy voice.
You raised an eyebrow at him. âWhatâŚ?â
Deidara turned to his partner as his own brow raised. ââTake your time?â I thought you hated it when others kept you waiting, hm.â
âIâll be fine. Go capture the One Tail,â Sasori said. Deidaraâs lips formed a grin. He turned to direct it at you as his eyes lidded in amusement.
âWell now, it seems that our girl, Y/N seems to be quite a good influence on you, Sasori my man.â You crossed your arms as you rolled your eyes at the blonde.
âDonât push it. Now get going,â Sasori hissed. Deidara snickered a bit before hopping onto his clay bird and flying towards the skies.
You stood there as you stare off into the distance. You sighed. âKnowing Deidara, this is gonna take awhileâŚâ
âWe have all the time in the worldâŚâ Sasori said suddenly. You were about to say something when you heard the sound of metal sliding through the sand.
âMm-!â
You shrieked a bit feeling the sensation of cold metal slide up against your ankle. You glanced down to see how Sasori slipped his tail up your cloak. He tickled the metallic tip against your inner thigh.
You widened your eyes. âOh noâŚnot here!â
âTake off your cloakâŚâ Sasori ordered. You say nothing as you hit your lip nervously. âDonât keep me waiting, Y/NâŚâ he warned.
You turned to glare at him as you felt your face slowly start to heat up. âSasori, weâre on a mission and-EEK!â
You shrieked when you felt Sasori spanked your ass with his tail, causing you to cry out.
He then slithered it between your legs. The cold metal left you a shuddering mess as it went up your skirt you had underneath.
You knew what Sasori wanted, but this wasnât the appropriate time. But as much as you didnât want to engage in some sensual tail fucking, your sexual urges got the best of you as the metallic tip of Sasoriâs tail flicked at your clit through your panties.
You let out a moan as your legs trembled. Now you were feeling needy as you desperately craved more friction.
You undid you cloak and quickly rolled up your skirt you had underneath. Before you could do anything else, Sasori used his tail to tear off your panties into ribbons.
You widened your eyes. âSasori! Those were my favorite-oohâŚâ
Your eyes hooded with lust as you felt Sasori floss his tail between your legs as the metallic ball of his tail rubs against your clit.
âOh wow~â you moaned as your eyes fluttered shut. Sasori snickered as he repeatedly rubbed the tail through your pussy lips.
You felt warm liquid lube up your pussy. You knew it was the poison from Sasoriâs tail. It was a good thing that you were immune to poison, because it felt amazing!
From underneath Hirukoâs armor, Sasori was enjoying the sight of you being masturbated by his tail. He reached towards his crotch and started to stroke his dick.
Sasori then used his tail to raise you high in the air a bit. âRide it,â he says as he began to floss his tail between your pussy lips. You easily comply, moaning as you started to hump the tail.
The two of you moan in unison. You came all over the tail which mixed in with with the poison. Sasori came next inside of Hirukoâs armor.
He immediately lowered his tail to set you down, leaving you a panting mess. Sasori then stepped out of Hirukoâs armor. You saw that his cloak was covered in cum.
âIâm messyâŚâ he said with a blank stare.
You rolled your eyes. âYeah? And whoâs fault is that, Sasori?â
Itachi:
You were all at the base after bringing the One Tail. Leader had informed you that dealing Gaara would take 3 days. That didnât sit well with you.
â3 DAYS?! Oh câmon!â You complained. Leader ignored you as he and everyone else got in position. You rolled your eyes and did the same.
You closed your eyes for the moment snd in the next instance you saw a naked Itachi approaching you in a dark void. âItachi?â You asked.
You glanced down at yourself and gasped seeing that you were also naked. âWhat the-?!â You then recalled how you looked into Itachiâs eyes earlier and added 2 and 2 together. âIs this Tsukuyomi?!â
You yelped feeling something hard and firm slide into your backside. You look over your shoulder and saw another naked Itachi fucking you from behind.
âOnly 72 hours and 59 minutes of pleasure, remain.â
You moan as he slides deeper inside of you while grabbing your hips. âI-ItaCHIIII-!â You squeal out. Itachi smirks at that and lifts you up a bit while still keeping his dick inside of you.
âI-I donât know if I can even last that long in heREEEEEE!â You screeched out again seeing how another Itachi appeared in front of you to grip your hips as he stuck his dick in your front entrance.
âWe know how much you hate sealing Jinchuriki for 3 daysâŚâ one Itachi began.
ââŚSo we brought you in here to pass the timeâŚâ the other Itachi finished.
With that, both Itachiâs thrusted themselves into you simultaneously. Your moans echo in the void as pre cum starts to leak out your sweet holes.
âDo you like that?â One Itachi asked as he rolls his hips into you. âItachiâsâŚâ you moaned. Your eyes fluttered shut as you took in the bliss. The other Itachi pounded into you deeply, hitting your g spot causing your moans to become screams of pleasure.
âItachiâs! I canât take it!â You cry. Itachi smirked as he leaned towards your ear to lick its shell, causing you to shudder. âDonât give out just yet,â he said.
âThatâs right. You have to pleasure the rest of us too yâknow,â the other Itachi said.
You finally opened your eyes and gasped seeing hundreds of naked Itachiâs lined up waiting to be fucked. Some of them stroked their dicks in anticipation while some of them lubed themselves up in preparation.
You didnât know whether to be turned on or freaked out. âOnly 72 hours and 45 minutes remain,â both Itachiâs said.
The two of them pound into you once more causing you to cum all over the ground as you moan out in both pain and pleasure.
Deidara:
After sealing the One Tail, Leader tasked you and Deidara to wait it out at the hideout and take out the Hidden Leaf and lure out the Nine Tails.
The two of you sat in silence with Gaaraâs corpse that Deidara was sitting on. Said Akatsuki was started to get impatient. âUgh, whatâs taking them, hm?â
âI wish they would just hurry up and get in here,â he added.
Deidara turned to you seeing how you were sitting next to him, patiently waiting for your enemies to arrive.
His eyes fell to your figure and not too long after a naughty smirk appeared on his face. Deidara brought his hand to your lap and stroked it.
This alerted your attention. You turn to look at Deidara incredulously. âDeidara, what are you doing?!â
His visible blue eye lidded in amusement. âY/N, whatâs the matter, my girl? Canât we have a little fun while we wait, hm?â
He brought his hand up your cloak as your cheeks flushed. You glare at him. âDeidara this isnât the time for-AAH!â
You moaned when you felt Deidaraâs hand tongue lick at your clothed pussy. âIt will only take a minute, hm,â Deidara teased.
You whimpered in defeat as Deidara started to help you out of your clothes. It wouldnât be so bad to blow off some steam. 3 days of sealing a tailed beast had made you a little frustrated.
Deidara was already on top of you. The teeth in his hand mouths tore at your bra straps causing it to fall to the ground.
âYou owe me a new bra,â you hissed as you grip Deidaraâs shoulders tightly. He snickered. âYou look better without clothes on anyway, hm.â
He brought one hand mouth to your panties and tore at them before using a tongue to lick at your clit. He then brought his other hand mouth to suck and pump your breast.
âDeidara,â you moaned. Deidara brings you in for a quick kiss before he removes his pants and slides in home.
Deidara pounds into you as both of your moans echo throughout the entire cave. âY-Y/N Iâm about to-â
Deidara pulled out and came all over the floor. You turned and gasped seeing how lots of the cum was all over Gaaraâs face.
Deidara snickered at the sight before turning back to you. âHey donât worry, this is a good thing. It will only make the Nine Tails even angrier and lure him straight to us!â
With that, Deidara helps you put your clothes back on being fixing himself up. He then fixes himself up before carrying you bridal style and walking over to sit on Gaaraâs corpse as he sets you on his lap.
Immediately after, the hole finally came crashing down where you saw Naruto and his friends. He saw Gaaraâs cum coated face before directing his anger at you both.
âYOU BASTARDS! WHAT DID YOU DO TO GAARA?! WHY IS THERE CUM ALL OVER HIS FACE?!â
Hidan:
You were sitting on the steps outside the collection office waiting for Hidan and Kakuzu to finish their business.
âHey, Sugar,â you heard a voice purr.
You turned around and saw Hidan stark naked with a grin on his face, wearing just his necklace. His Akatsuki cloak was lying on the floor in the bathroom.
Your eyes widened as your face became red at the sight. âHidan?! What the hell?! Put some clothes on!â
Despite your words, your eyes immediately fell to his dick and he was hard. âNo can do, baby. My clothes are all smelly from being inside the stinky collection office,â Hidan says huskily.
You get up and back away a little as Hidan makes his way towards you. âHidanâŚHidan no! Not here!â You warn. Your eyes kept trailing back to his dick.
Hidan snickered as he finally got close enough to you and grab you tightly by your hips to pull you closer, pressing your clit to his dick.
âCâmon DollâŚit wouldnât hurt to have a little fun while Kakuzu takes his time to count his money, right?â Hidan teases.
You moaned when he rubbed his dick against your entrance. Hidan brought his lips to your ear. âWhat do ya say?â With that he licks your ear making you shudder.
âFive. Minutes,â you hissed. Hidan chuckles, âyou got it gorgeous.â He had your clothes off in seconds. Hidan then grabbed a hold of you and lifted you up. You secure yourself tightly and wrap your legs around his hips.
Hidan didnât waste any time as he pounded his dick inside of you. You threw your head back, moaning in delight as Hidan filled your gummy walls, effectively stretching them out with his hard erection.
He came inside of you. You didnât care though. You wouldnât mind raising a little immortal baby.
âUmâŚâ a voice said awkwardly. The two of you stop and turned to see Asuma standing there by the collection office doors. His blinking eyes were widened as his cheeks were flushed.
Your cheeks burn with embarrassment as you hug Hidan tightly to cover your nude figure. Hidan placed his hand on your ass protectively as he gave Asuma an unimpressed look.
âOi! Fucker! Give us some privacy dammit! Canât you see weâre fucking over here?!â
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