The Calculesbian :3

Look, sometimes math symbols are hot. 18+ only please! (I will check)

[real-language-facts]

have they finally figured out how to make the numbers and the letters kiss sloppy style or what

you have to ask e (letter ambassador in number country)

[always-calculusting]

take math then it'll happen naturally

[algebraic-dumbass]

happy pride month, be gay do math

[always-calculusting]

had my last math exam of the year how the hell am i supposed to get off now :((((

[always-calculusting]

You don't like linear algebra?

It's linear, like a pesis

I don't have an affinity for straight things bring back my curvessssss

[always-calculusting]

is there even anything sexy about linalg

[legrange-5]

Every time I make a good graph I come

[mossquitoman]

came to me in a dream

[always-calculusting]

overcaffeinated TA wrangling a bunch of panicked undergrads two days before the final is a type of mathematician dungeon master if you think about it

[always-calculusting]

the "haha integrals sexy shape" to legitimately horny in math class pipeline is real stay vigilant soldiers

[tiny-kitty-girl]

i have to ask: what is sexier, the ordinary integral sign ∫ or the closed integral sign ∮

[always-calculusting]

closed integral sign is objectively sexier but ordinary integral sign is overall a more dependable partner

[always-calculusting]

the "haha integrals sexy shape" to legitimately horny in math class pipeline is real stay vigilant soldiers

[always-calculusting]

this is true innovation right here bravo bestie you're saying what we're all thinkin

thanks king it's an honor to be the voice of the people

[always-calculusting]

sending both the lotr old man yaoi scenes and this practice midterm to my girlfriends so they know what the fuck to do with me

[always-calculusting]

studying for my midterm with my vibrator and my lotr marathon who wants to bet on how much actually gets learned this fine evening

[taylorstheorem]

math majors and our questionable habit of calling real analysis anal. 'I'm so cooked by anal' 'I'm doing anal homework' 'anal exam'. yeahhhhh keep these going I need to make my non-math friends question their life decisions

[always-calculusting]

have my first anal exam on wednesday kind of nervous :3

[queenmaeve753]

@always-calculusting Thoughts? :3

[always-calculusting]

this is no more mathematically rigorous than my arguments that numbers are fuckable. and yet only one of us is widely believed. kinkshaming at its finest.

[always-calculusting]

putting the audiobook of my textbook on the sex playlist so I can say I studied for my midterm

[always-calculusting]

fmk special cases of the generalized stokes theorem?

stokes, divergence, greens for me

Actually I completely agree with your choices on this one, although mayyyyybe fuck divergence marry stokes?

[bermudarhombus1]

hey mathblr gonna throw out some ideas here let me know if these are anything good

she basis on my vector till i span

she normal on my gaussian till i distribute

she hausdorf on my principle till i maximium

she zermelo on my frankel till i axiom of choice

she order on my well till all my nonempty subsets have no minimum element

she mersenne on my power of 2 till i'm prime

she eigen on my vector till i diagonalize

she cauchy on my schwartz till i inequality

she euler on my leonard till i logarithm