The Calculesbian :3

Look, sometimes math symbols are hot. 18+ only please! (I will check)

[always-calculusting]

my batshit physics major requirements make it optimal for me to take both anal and linalg next term

I will soon achieve my dream of being spitroasted by math :)))))))

[z-boson]

pro tip if you're ever stuck on a math problem you can try meowing at it. It wont help but you CAN try it.

[always-calculusting]

don't listen it WILL help. DO IT.

[always-calculusting]

I don't remember what I said in my ask, only that it had to do with being edged my maths, so to elaborate:

Get horny (find problem) → get jerked off (work on the problem) → edge (hit a dead end) → get more sensitive (better understand the problem) → return to step 2 and repeat over and over and over again → CUM! (SOLVE!)

:3

you're right and further consider

orgasm denial (latex is being annoying and anti-horny)

overstimulation (trying to figure out whatever weird system your prof uses for turning things in)

[always-calculusting]

Maths is horny:

Getting stuck on a problem ≃ edging

,,,

There's more but I started thinking about maths edging me @w@

don't worry thinking about math edging me is my default state of mind

[cogneartive]

can i please get more pictures like this. this how it feel

[cogneartive]

more examples

[always-calculusting]

porn with math <3

[cauchyfeelings]

got too excited by math i got a nose bleed :/

[hoktom]

[always-calculusting]

flashback to when I was writing the Cauchy time travel knifeplay fic and I didn’t know how pregnancy tests worked so my grand solution was, of course, to go out and buy one, and the cashier judged my socially anxious ass so hard

anyway thank your local fanfic writer they’re out here getting traumatized for your sake

[liliths-math]

whats the gayest/queerest maths subject?

[eulers-biggest-fan]

Topology and compsci are the obvious answers, excluding them I think I'd say lin-al over associative algebras

I don't have any justification for that, but it just feels gay/queer

@always-calculusting what's your answer?

[always-calculusting]

I'd agree that topology is the obvious answer, and although linal murdered my entire family in cold blood, I am forced to admit to its general gay vibes.

But, very controversial opinion here, I'd say middle school geometry is inherently queer, because the class hinges on getting all of the repressed nerds going through various identity crises in a room together. everyone in that class had lesbian crushes on each other, most insane math experience of my life.

[always-calculusting]

late to the party, but linalg teaches you that anything can be a vector space. your life, your chores, your wife, your gold...

i'd say infinite dimesional spaces are hot and would recommend them for ppl looking for hot math thingies. Also fractals have fractional dimension. Wouldn't it be cool to have some idea of what that means...

(ofc take your time with course order and stuff but don't judge a subject by it's cover... math will always reward your curiosity by being beautiful)

I will in fact learn to love the math-made horrors beyond my comprehension!!!

[real-language-facts]

have they finally figured out how to make the numbers and the letters kiss sloppy style or what

you have to ask e (letter ambassador in number country)

[always-calculusting]

take math then it'll happen naturally

[algebraic-dumbass]

happy pride month, be gay do math

[always-calculusting]

had my last math exam of the year how the hell am i supposed to get off now :((((

[always-calculusting]

You don't like linear algebra?

It's linear, like a pesis

I don't have an affinity for straight things bring back my curvessssss

[always-calculusting]

is there even anything sexy about linalg

[legrange-5]

Every time I make a good graph I come

[mossquitoman]

came to me in a dream

[always-calculusting]

overcaffeinated TA wrangling a bunch of panicked undergrads two days before the final is a type of mathematician dungeon master if you think about it