[vote-for-eggman]

Collection of conservative tweets that aged DELICIOUSLY please add more

[saintvitus]

[powerburial]

this is arcane knowledge that the human mind cant comprehend

[bitchboi-naughty]

honestly what the fuck does this mean

[vhsv0id]

“Don’t stress yourselves out about it, but don’t ignore the situation”

[wholesomethemedmemes]

I declare this Wholesome Knowledge

[younglemonade]

[memes-r-memes]

[lesbiangoals]

yall tumblr got removed from the app store 💀💀 make sure u dont delete the app lmao

[peterparkerneverland]

Iron Man taught me to be brave.

Captain America taught me to be kind.

Black Widow taught me to be strong.

Thor taught me to be forgiving.

Hulk taught me to love myself.

Hawkeye taught me to never give up.

STAN LEE taught me what it means to be a HERO.

[lovelyballetandmore]

[awfulbear]

This is the greatest video I’ve ever seen in my life

[desus-trash]

this will be played at my funeral thanks

[valtsv]

me trying to argue why basic human decency and empathy are good things with right wingers in my debating class:

[thepersonalquotes]

[trevorfuckinphilips-blog]

when the teacher says pair up but no one likes u

[everythingfox]

Happiness intensifies

[fidnru]

it was really heartening to learn that the purpose of creating such a thick uterine lining during the menstrual period was to prevent the implantation of embryos rather than encourage them, and that our uterus is basically flushing out anything it deems unworthy during the period itself rather than “punishing” us for not being pregnant (which is how it’s usually framed). it’s almost as if your female body is more concerned with the protection and continuation of itself rather than being used as a procreative vessel.

the fact that we’ve come to accept the idea that our reproductive organs are punishing us for not being continuously pregnant is proof of how deeply patriarchal brainwashing has convinced women that we are nothing but broodmares for ‘their’ children.

[bae-in-maine]

Oh wow. Damn.

[nickelbackthatassup]

no emoji in the world can replace the depth of :/

[ewkpop]

[be-lis-mamamoo]

Mamamoo comeback in November!!!!

[moonbyul-yi]

random things to fuck up your day:

- humans are just two holes between two sets of cheeks

- birth certificates are just baby receipts but they’re nonrefundable

- a ‘P’ is a ‘B’ without the ‘b’

- a floppy disk will be known as the save icon

- if humans didn’t have nipples, breast wouldn’t matter

- a boomerang is a frisbee for people who don’t have friends

- arcades are casinos for kids

- if you smoke in a walk-in freezer, you’re hotboxing an icebox

- ac is just domesticated wind

- eraser companies are successful due to your failures

- telling someone they’re 1 in a million is saying they’re the same as 7600 other people

- honey is classified as a meat

- 36 out of 39 global table salt brands contain microplastics

- in most sets of twins, one of them was unplanned

[depression-sadness-madness-deac]