[EMPLOYEE]

The fucking cryptids made a tumblr blog. There’s not even wifi here what the fuck

[savefile13]

Where the fuck am i

Gary got ahold of a phone that somehow reaches outside of the office!! Gary can only speak in third person. Gary is sorry about that. Gary was able to convince (via threatening to eat their skin) the others to make appearances on the blog. The Boss gave Gary a tie because he wanted Gary to “look spiffy on the social media and make a good impression”. This is Gary and the others :]

Telephone didn’t wanna show up because he had calls to make, but if you bother him enough he might come out!! The Boss is a little worried about Gary running this blog, in fear that he will make the company look bad, but he has nothing to worry about. He also proofreads all the posts. So does the CEO. Employee doesn’t look like he wants to be here, but Boss promises he does. He loves the company!

[OOC - hello!! This is an OC ask blog for my story [EMPLOYEE] !! You can call me mod BD or mod Cassette! This is my first time running an ask blog, so I have no idea how this’ll go ^^; my main blog is @th3basementdweller ! Don’t tell Gary I was the one who put the phone there. He will freak out that I visited the office and he didn’t get to say hi.]

[ JOIN THE DISCORD !!!! I AM. WORKING ON BLOG STUFF RN BIG POST SOON(ISH)]

https://discord.com/inviteYHVF6CTT

[savefile13]

Gave The Boss a mug !!

[ ooc - alt ver under the cut!! ]

[savefile13]

Hi !! It's me again !! Your favorite anon !!

Yes Gary

Gay is good .

It's like you but if someone at your r .

Gay is good then!!

Gary asked what gay meant, and The boss told Gary allll about the types of gay. He knew a suspicious amount about it. Gay is nice.

Gary wonders why everyone keeps telling the boss he’s gay! It’s very strange. Gary does not see the point in pointing out the obvious.

SHUT UP GARY.

[into-the-basement]

HELLO!!

USUALLY i don't post about things non fandom related, buuuuut. I am working on my first game! So far I've gotten all the main backgrounds and sprites done! It's a small VN about meeting The Boss from my ask blog @savefile13 ! If anyone is interested in helping out with side characters / soundtrack , just message me !!

You can ALSO suggest a design of yours that you'd like to be a background character in the game! SF13 takes place in a backrooms-type office , so there are tons of background characters that I'll need to make to be the workers!!

You can join the discord here ↓

Check out the ☎ [EMPLOYEE] 📟 community on Discord - hang out with 17 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat.

[savefile13]

Where the fuck am i

Gary got ahold of a phone that somehow reaches outside of the office!! Gary can only speak in third person. Gary is sorry about that. Gary was able to convince (via threatening to eat their skin) the others to make appearances on the blog. The Boss gave Gary a tie because he wanted Gary to “look spiffy on the social media and make a good impression”. This is Gary and the others :]

Telephone didn’t wanna show up because he had calls to make, but if you bother him enough he might come out!! The Boss is a little worried about Gary running this blog, in fear that he will make the company look bad, but he has nothing to worry about. He also proofreads all the posts. So does the CEO. Employee doesn’t look like he wants to be here, but Boss promises he does. He loves the company!

[OOC - hello!! This is an OC ask blog for my story [EMPLOYEE] !! You can call me mod BD or mod Cassette! This is my first time running an ask blog, so I have no idea how this’ll go ^^; my main blog is @th3basementdweller ! Don’t tell Gary I was the one who put the phone there. He will freak out that I visited the office and he didn’t get to say hi.]

[ JOIN THE DISCORD !!!! I AM. WORKING ON BLOG STUFF RN BIG POST SOON(ISH)]

https://discord.com/inviteYHVF6CTT

[savefile13]

[OOC - DISCORD IS UP!!]

[savefile13]

hello i return, it's very much because of the phone head Telephone

i bestow upon ye: ✨gummy worms and a super cool mug✨

-totally not objectum anon

…

You mock me, anon. With WHAT mouth am I supposed to eat these with? I uh.. I DO appreciate the gesture though.. and the mug. That one is going into the collection. I will take care of these worms until the day The Boss inevitably finds them and consumes them whole. That monster.

*He takes the mug, gently placing next to two others. One that had “best telephone employee” (probably given to him by The Boss) written on it and one with a picture of a woman printed on the front.*

How do you guys keep getting in my office anyways?? I lock the door every time I walk in and out. Also how’d you get gummy worms. What illegal activities are you participating in. They’ve been extinct for years after the Great Firing. Gary is going to flip when he sees these.

[OOC - SORRY I FORGOT TO ANSWER THIS.. the discord server for these lil freaks is gonna be up tomorrow !! I was busy so I just didn’t answer asks.. I’m back now though !!! Realizing now that Telephone Man is gonna be a fan favorite. I’m a Dialtown fan so. I get it man.

- P.S , any animal shaped food is turned alive when entering the office . Strange world we live in .]

[savefile13]

Hi !! It's me again !! Your favorite anon !!

Yes Gary

Gay is good .

It's like you but if someone at your r .

Gay is good then!!

Gary asked what gay meant, and The boss told Gary allll about the types of gay. He knew a suspicious amount about it. Gay is nice.

Gary wonders why everyone keeps telling the boss he’s gay! It’s very strange. Gary does not see the point in pointing out the obvious.

SHUT UP GARY.

[savefile13]

telephone may i give you a

flower

Woah. Thank you so much.. I think. I have NO idea what a flower is, but it seems like organic matter. How’d you get that in the office?? Anyways, thank you a lot. I’m not good with gifts.

*The telephone man scurries back into his dank dark office before he (or you) had time to say anything else. He is grateful.*

[savefile13]

gary i like you already . very silly

Gary..?

Thank you!! Gary thinks you’re very silly as well!!!!

[savefile13]

ehehehddhd,,, telpjone,,,,,,

-totally not objectum guy that discovered The Here, does it even count as objectum if it's his head though,,

Gary bothered me at the door for like a two hours to get me to answer this. I asked Gary what objectum was. He looked it up and said “they want you”. If you want to kiss me BECAUSE of my phone face, it’s probably objectum. If you want to kiss me DESPITE my phone face, then it isn’t, I’d assume.

I do not know what you people see in me, but I appreciate it. I think. I have quite literally only shown up once here.

And yes, telpjone!!

[ Mod Cassette - You fr ]

[savefile13]

GAYY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵

And??

What is a gay. Is it good.

I’m bisexual you fucking cunt

[ Employee didn’t want to answer this one it seems! Maybe he’s homophobic ]

[savefile13]

hello

you all seem very interesting! so, being the nerd that i am, i must know everything about you all.

how tall is everyone?

Thank you! Yes. Our company is very interesting. Super interesting. Uh. I don’t exactly KNOW my height. Um, I’ve never really… thought about it before? I mean, I am so so so tall, but uh, I never really cared to know just HOW tall.

*The Boss is staring into the abyss. Gary has to snap his fingers in his face to get him back to reality. The Boss seems to be having some strange sort of identity crisis.*

Well! I’ll go, uh, measure myself? That sounds weird. Um. Okay. I’ll go do that now.

*He leaves for a little more than an hour, and reappears with [EMPLOYEE] and Gary! How delightful!!*

Hi. So. I am 7’7. OBVIOUSLY. Because I’m the tallest of the bunch. And [EMPLOYEE] here stands at 5’7! I don’t know how tall that is compared to other humans, but I bet it’s REAL short!!

Gary is -

GARY IS 7’6.

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Okay.

Okay. And Telephone didn’t wanna be here!! Who woulda expected that! Jokes on him though, I already KNOW his height! He’s 6’1!!

[trans-rockstar-art]

did this attack on artfight for @savefile13 !!

go check out that blog and send them asks!!!!!

[savefile13]

EBEBEEBEESHSHB I ALREADY SAW THIS BUT IDCCCC!!!!! YOUR ART IS SO RAD AND AWESOME AND I CANT STOP LOOKING AT THE COLORS !!! TYSM FOR DRAWING MY CRITTER <33333333