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@savethegalaxythroughshenanigans
Cody: You know when I became your best friend I didn't realise I'd be adopting six children
Tup: *sobbing*
Jesse: *covered in flour*
Hardcase: *eating ice cream off the floor*
Kix: *dropping eggs on the floor*
Echo: *chasing Fives with a wooden spoon*
Rex: I thought you wouldn't be back until later, Cody
Thorn: What has four legs and isn't alive?
Hound: Nice try, it's a chair.
Thorn, blocking view of the door where Thire and Stone are moving Grizzer's body: Not this time.
Scorch: I'm having a problem with this person.
Sev: Kill them.
Scorch: No!
Sev: Then I will kill them FOR you.
Scorch: NO!
*During a training session in which the squad is split in half*
Fixer: On our side, we have facts, science, and reason. All Scorch has is determination and teenage adrenaline.
Fixer: ...
Fixer: Oh maker, he's gonna win.
Scorch: Sev, if you murder me and bury me on Geonosis, I'll haunt you forever.
Sev: What if I murder you and bury you somewhere else?
Scorch: Nah, I'll leave you alone. I'm sure you had your reasons.
Scorch: Do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?
Boss and Fixer, in tandem: You're a hazard to society.
Sev: And a coward. Do twenty.
I've seen someone here on Tumblr suggest "Fox kills Palpatine because he made a shiny cry" and I love it (Fox offing Palpa-bitch just makes you feel warm inside).
But like the menace it is, my brain supplied an angst factor.
Picture it:
Palpatine handwriting an order of decommissioning and making the shiny carry it. Really playing it up just by handwriting it alone. Ordering this fresh off Kamino shiny who wasn't even supposed to be there today to "deliver it to a Commander". Nothing but a power move making the shiny carry out the order or be pursued for deserting if he flees. This poor shiny trudging through the day. Avoiding encounters with commanders for as long as he can. Until bumping into Commander Fox. And now has no choice but to hand over the order.
Fox learned how this shiny was forced to hand-deliver his own death order. Carrying it around and hoping to prolong the inevitable. Probably in tears under his helmet or trying to keep them down while in the presence of a CO. He's definitely younger than Fox was when the war started and he should still be in training but instead he has the order to be decommissioned. Whether or not the paper actually is a signed order of decommissioning or just Palpatine's request for coffee only being used as a power move to prove this trooper's life could be written away is irrelevant.
Fox is going to be serving up Palpatine extra-crispy regardless.
He could have just used the shiny circulation system to send the shiny elsewhere and as long as Palpatine receives a notice that the shiny has been shipped out he'll accept it. They've done it before and it works and saved multiple lives. But no shiny has carried around their own death warrant after a week on Coruscant for a man's sick kicks. Fox is tired, he's upset, and frankly, he's murderous.
He'll claim he misunderstood the "order". Or just use the evidence of contact between Palpatine, Dooku, and Grievous, as well as the red lightsabers in the desk as a cover story. That makes a better defense.
Unboxed Trooper
Trooper? You good?
Trooper: I LIVE!
Ah, welocme!
oH sHi-
TROOPER DOWN, TROOPER DOWN!
Poor man's carbonite
This blog has been inactive (and I am sorry) while I've been handling lots of personal issues, from family medical emergencies to trying to finish out my year so I could transfer colleges (and still waiting to hear back). Fox Heist kinda hit some writer's block, so as soon as I know what the hell Fox got up to, I will finally update that.
Meanwhile, I went to Used Book, Movie, and Game store last week. I was hoping to find a pokemon game, but it wasn't to be. I did find a copy of Alice: Madness Returns and decided it was about time I finally saw it through.
However, I also stumbled across a clone trooper figure! I never freaking see these anywhere except online. It was designed for the Battlefront 2 game and was under 20 dollars. I've been wanting clone trooper figures to use as photography models (an excuse to do goofy panel skits), so I didn't think twice about grabbing him.
Except I grossly miscalculated how much I had to spend in-store. With both items, I was short 9 dollars. We're trying to hold off on credit cards when possible and this was too frivolous. So I had to make a choice. The game or the trooper.
In the car, staring at the copy of Alice: Madness Returns, I did some better thinking that being in line and in front of a "hurry up and keep it moving" cashier does not allow a person with anxiety. The game was for PS3, which I have but has not been used a lot anymore as it may be getting close to its last leg. Could I really play it through? Was it worth letting go of something I'd been hoping to encounter for months? Would that clone trooper figure actually bring me any joy?
Well, I had to make another choice, go home or return the game for the figuring.
Now, what should this trooper's name be?
Any suggestions?
Drawing out the genius of this post by @savethegalaxythroughshenanigans (Star Wars x John Mulaney quotes) Please like their post too! kudos to you if you can read my writing. Feel free to see the original post to see what they’re saying. A preview:
Ahsoka: I am very small. And I have no money. So you can imagine the stress I’m under.
Plo Koon: I was once on the phone with Blockbuster Video, which is a very old-fashioned sentence.
I LOVE THIS SO MUCH!
YOU DID SOME OF MY FAVORITES!
Your art is so lovely! Just look at little Ahsoka and Barris! And your detail on Hardcase and Wolffe! This is fantastic!
Okay, lot of exclamation marks, but you earned them. You just made my entire day, thank you so much!
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Having a twin means neither questions why the other is awake but when the non-coffee drinker asks for coffee you know there's chaos in motion.
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Jeez, Stone. Just because someone who works with the 501st has an idea it means something blows up?
...Not ALL the time.
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at least there's a trail
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Thorn spreads the word.
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Well that's concerning.
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INFO ON OC (you probably aren't going to like it. Just cleaning this up):
Her name is Alma. She's a Jedi Temple worker (non-force sensitive hired to help maintain the temple) that is "temporarily on loan" to the Corrie Guard to help with their record system and took advantage of it to make friends.
She's also one of those "self-insert without being a self-insert" type OCS. And it gets worse.
Her backstory is more of a half-baked isekai: After her father's attempt to enter the multiverse ended in (literal) flames, she, her identical twin Regina, and their triplet brother, Elliot, got sent across the Galaxy. She landed (literally) on top of Obi-Wan Kenobi. She had a mental breakdown when she nearly bit off her own tongue trying to tell them the future, temporarily lost her memory due to stress of it all, and became a temple worker (cleaning, then moved to Archives where she, a bookworm, is living the dream).
(evidence of her isekai out of this world: Her name for Thorn is "Thorn(berry)", referencing The Wild Thornberrys.
With her memory back, she likes inhibiting Palpatine's plans any way she can. For example, interfering with his meetings with Anakin because a temple cleaning droid is down ("I'm no good with tech, Ani. Obi-Wan suggested you could help again? You're great with droids! Yeah, it is the fourth one this month. Poor things must be getting old.")
TLDR: OC is a self-insert who works in the temple, gets to be friends with various troopers and Jedi, and likes foiling Palpatine's plots whatever way she can.
