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Fox's daily schedule:

0600: Prevent assassination attempt 0700: Arrest criminal 0800: Explain why senators cannot punch each other 0900: Deal with Jedi nonsense 1000: Have a crisis 1001: Create a bigger crisis 1002: Pretend nothing happened

#star wars #the clone wars #commander fox #coruscant guard #fox's daily schedule #average day on coruscant #this man needs a nap #the senate is somehow the least chaotic part of his morning #the jedi are making it worse #palpatine is definitely making it worse #running solely on caf and professional obligation #fox's coping mechanism is pretending reality isn't happening #it's surprisingly effective until it isn't

Fox: I only have two emotions: exhaustion and stress. And I'm somehow always feeling both simultaneously.

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I live in a really great emotional space where I could not care less what you believe about commander Fox because they are all fun and cool to me. You think he was in sidious’s pocket the whole time and is evil and killed fives for fun? The drama! Send me the one shot. You think sidious is using weird ass Sith magic on him to the point where he can barely remember anything sidious tells him and he’s such a husk of a man he doesn’t even know what he’s doing anymore? Wow incredible tell me more. You think he’s a good guy who hates sidious and would kill him with a stapler if given the opportunity? Yeah love that can’t wait to read the rest. You think he’s a caf addict who’s in love with Senator Chuchi and likes yelling at his subordinates who are also his closest friends? Fun times! Commander Fox is nothing and no one which means he’s also everything to me specifically and I’ll accept every interpretation of him as plausible.

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Corrie Guard as quotes from my quotebook (inspired by this post)

Fox: Someone could kill themselves from here

Thorn: No, Fox no

The Coruscant Guard collectively, talking about Palpatine: His whole existence is a fucking stench

Stone, yelling at Fox and Thire: You cannot run away from your problems!

Hound: That is animal abuse, you're suffocating him! GRIZZER CAN YOU HEAR ME!?

Thire, talking about a court hearing: I might get to hear a homicide tomorrow!

Thorn: Fun fact heaven is actually full of cunts

Fox: I can't be bitchless cause I'm the bitch

Bonus

Rex to Fives and Echo probably: Don't throw bricks at each other!

Lmk if you want more, there's so much more where that came from

#commander fox #commander thorn #commander thire #commander stone #coruscant guard #corrie guard #corrie commanders #coruscant guard my beloveds #star wars #star wars incorrect quotes #star wars the clone wars #clone wars #captain rex #arc trooper echo #arc trooper fives #I love them so much #it's not even funny

Apex: A SPIDEEER!!!!!!

Shift: KILL IT! SMASH IT!

Fidget: BURN IT!

Apex: STAB IT! WITH A KNIFE! GET ME THE SHOTGUN!

Umber: Awww, it's so cute! Look at it!

#Corporal Apex #Sergeant Shift #Corporal Fidget #Corporal Umber #coruscant guard #corrie guard #the clone wars #star wars #star wars oc #clone trooper #clone trooper oc #saving the light sh*tposting

Stone: We’re out of caf.

Fox: My day has now gone from bad too awful and I want to die.

Stone: The day started a standard hour ago.

Fox: I said what I said. Tell Thorn to absolutely not bother me because I’ll most likely be in caffeine withdrawal and will kick him through the wall.

Stone: Noted.

#star wars #tcw #coruscant guard #tcw fox #commander fox #commander stone #cc 1010 #cc 5869 #I got like no sleep last night and it’s hours away from midnight now #tired me thinks this is funny

Fox: Good news. I solved the Senate problem.

Thorn: ...What does that mean?

Fox: There is no Senate problem anymore.

Thorn: FOX WHAT DID YOU DO.

Fox: :)

#commander fox #commander thorn #coruscant guard #sw clone wars #star wars clone wars #fox being fox #commander fox is a menace #fox what did you do #senate guard shenanigans #fox needs supervision #the senate is afraid of fox

Rex: so... What's your hobby again?

Thorn: walking the streets of Coruscant acting extremely cool and self-confident while shaking inside with the thoughts that I could get stabbed from behind in any time just because someone hates clones. Oh, and ignoring whispers like "oh look the walking garbage"

Rex: oh kriff what's wrong with this all ...