hi

this blog is dumb

[theartofangirling]

I’ve been waiting a year to post this

[valtsv]

now i might be wrong. but i'm pretty sure these aren't omens. like these are just things that can kill you.

[valtsv]

this is like if i said i'm a prophet because i know exactly when you'll die and then pulled out a gun and shot you with it

[valtsv]

[dahlia-molinas]

the demons in hell must be having a riot there's all these rumors about crowley and aziraphale dating and allegedly theres a picture of them together and then 90 years later you hear that a demon and angel ran off to alpha centauri and you're like oh must be crowley and aziraphale they've been a thing for ages but NO its your boss beelzebub (ex boss now, apparently) and heaven's supreme archangel fucking gabriel. like how do you go back to work after hearing this

[devilledminion]

What is the key to enjoying life? (x)

[neil-gaiman]

My boys. Er. Two grown men not my boys at all.

[spockgirl]

aziraphale and castiel could NOT hang out bc aziraphale is a snob and cas knows fucking nothing about high culture spends all his time with two guys who definitely made him watch south park and has never been to a nicer restaurant than MAYBE ruby tuesday’s. working class angel hero. sorry about this post

[mynowherenothing]

[antifainternational]

[the-togepi-man]

get fucked this is amazing

[catchymemes]

[dreamilypurpleoutcast]

[marblechemist]

nickelodeon: zim cant hit people with his fist his hand has to be open. no punching. the children.

nickelodeon: dark harvest is allowed

[crtter]

[gallusrostromegalus]

If you were wondering: the thing that the studio doesn’t want depicted are unsafe activities a young child whose impulse control hasn’t grown in yet watching the show could feasibility imitate- not wearing a seatbelt, jumping off the garage roof with a pair of cardboard wings, throwing a proper punch at a peer etc. Because kids do imitate what they see around them as part of learning, so you don’t want to teach them something that could hurt someone or themselves until a bit more brain grows in.

Unsafe activities that are not within the scope of an elementary school student are fine- where’s a six year old going to get a missle launcher?

[artisticlicense-personal]

That genuinely answers a lot of questions I had about why kid-friendly media is as wonky as it is, and I love it.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I claimed Jesus in a roleplay server and I was really bummed that for the next 3 days I couldn’t use him.

[gotta-bail-my-quails-archive]

pretty sure in Catholic canon Jesus went to hell in those three days so guess what (:

[one-time-i-dreamt]

HE WHAT

[nurseryontherock]

It’s called the Harrowing of Hell and it is a part of catholic mythology! The idea is that while Christ was dead for three days, he went to hell and just kinda…whooped ass until he came back.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

He girlbossed his way out of that one, methinks

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

[rollhistory]

Listen, if you interrupt me with a new task while I’m midway through another, you aren’t allowed to be mad when I switch to the new task immediately. You clearly thought the new task was important enough to interrupt me with it!

I am just a little pikmin! You’re the one with the whistle!!

[rollhistory]

‘You need to learn to prioritise’ no YOU do! You’re the one dishing out tasks!! All I need to do is take things back to the onion!

[odinsblog]

You won’t ever catch me rooting for the police, and especially not the NYPD, but I’ll give him a shoutout for that

[satyriconmp3]

my blood looks more beautiful than yours it's a more luscious red

[spaghettinatural]

edward cullens not gon a fuck you babe

[satyriconmp3]

you've picked the right target you're just a decade late this would've ruined me at sixteen

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[psychicequalizer-deactivated202]

this fucking paper is gonna kill me

[piratewithvigor]

[crazy-brazilian]

[beksboys]