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In a universe where everyone is born with numbers on their wrists counting down to when they'll meet their soulmate, send me 00:00:00 for my muses reaction to their numbers hitting zero when they meet yours.
Heading off and I currently owe:Â
theprettiersourwolf
praetorscott: Finding Shelter
chokingonrosewater: Baby Vampire
deliberatelyonfire: Old friendsÂ
bloodsmearedfangs: It's Raining Revelations.
I think I answered everything else before.Â
Regret is such a pointless emotion, don’t you agree?
- Magnus Bane
Loafers and Benefits | Maggi & Stiles
stilesstarkweather:
 "I’m no Sherlock Holmes, but I do have excellent observations. And deductions." Stiles grinned, while moving to the couch next to Maggi, just throwing himself down there. He just kinda wandered here, and who knows now how did he end up in her flat, but she was always an entertaining company wasn’t she? So he won’t leave until she throws him out.
"Eh, sometimes I wish for some boredom, it just gets too hectic sometimes. Especially lately. But then again, you are probably right. If nothing would happen, I’d get bored.” Who knows what would happen if Stiles’d have nothing to do. Probably something crazy. And as a mundane, he’d definitely go insane, knowing that stuff is going on and he can’t help. “Hey, I don’t want to think about the next one. One apocalypse at the time mmkay?”
"Do you --have wonderful deduction skills?" she asked, her eyes narrowing slightly, not in malice but rather her curiosity showing as she studied him. "Do me then." Turning to face him after he plopped down --quite literally plopping-- on her couch, she smiled as she lifted her chin up a little higher in anticipation of what he might say.
"You would, and then the entire Institute might suffer for it," she chuckled, tilting her head slightly to the side. "If this isn't the last one, you mean."Â
PSA: "Check This Out" Fan Mails
I’ve received over 20 fan mail in an hour with the title “Check This Out” followed by a TinyURL link. When clicked on the link, you get a “Tumblr” login page saying your session has expired.
Do not enter your login information and delete the fan mail, since it is a phishing attempt to gain access to your account.
ALSO it seems maybe it’s from people that are being hacked so even if you know the person DO NOT CLICK THE LINK
Magnus how do you feel about Raphael?
"…This is what you disturb me for —The high warlock of Brooklyn?”Â
With a snap of his fingers, the door slammed shut and he resumed working, the sweat already dripping down his face. It also helped that he truly didn’t wish to answer that question, and this spell —a hard one to say the least— kept him distracted from the vampire.Â
How dare they come here and mess that up for him.Â
Maggy how do you really feel about Raphael?
"After another, more despicable vampire, I vowed not to be with another immortal again, but he makes it impossible. This life is a long one, and I always considered love and happiness to be gifts,  short ones —temporary ones but gifts nonetheless. But now…"
          “——-With Raphael, I would truly consider eternity.”Â
chokingonrosewater:
 "Both. —If you keep calling me a baby, what exactly does that make you for wanting me?"
"--It could always be a term of endearment. Did you ever truly consider it?"
NEW VIRUS FOUND!!
Someone submitted a link but it’s actually a virus. I clicked it because I thought it was something Photoshop related as it was submitted to YeahPs. It sent me to a page saying:
WHAT EVER YOU DO DON’T CLICK IT OR LOG IN BECAUSE IT DELETES YOUR BLOG! MY FRIEND OPENED IT AND LOGGED BACK IN!
The person who is spreading this is someone called ”lastinganime”.
REBLOG THIS AND SPREAD AWARENESS!
It’s not only that username. There are others as wel.
Fem!Magnus
chokingonrosewater:
 "You’re having a good day, aren’t you? —And from what I’ve heard about your travels with Ragnor, I’m really going to regret this. Please, please don’t make us into pirates, alright?” That probably wasn’t the worst thing that could have happened, but it was bad enough. “—Go on, answer that question for yourself. Do you really think I have?”
He rolled his eyes, which was something he did often, and it didn’t seem like that was going to change soon. At least not this soon. “I’m looking forward to your ways. I don’t think I’m that easy to change.”
"Now, I most certainly am," she grinned, biting her bottom lip briefly as she watched him with that gleam in her eyes, already pondering the many possibilities. "Ragnor doesn't exaggerate, but ---I think you would have been a wondeful pirate, perpetually scowling to scare off others. I almost regret them being lost in history now." A laugh escaped her, betraying that she hadn't meant it, or perhaps to ensure him she wouldn't be dressing him up as a pirate anytime soon. Still, to picture him as a pirate, with maybe an eyepatch and a wooden leg was beyond funny. Then there were other funny possibilities. As an amazon woman? That could make things interesting. But no. She would settle for his handsome self.
"---I'm guessing not."Â
Going to work, she started to make a portal, seeing as how she was excited and didn't wish to waste too much time discussing this with him. "Hmm, and we both know I enjoy a good challenge, Raphael. We'll see what happens."Â
Baby Vampire no more | Magnus & Raphael
chokingonrosewater:
 "Simon." Raphael corrected without thinking about it. "I wasn’t talking about myself, but the Shadowhunters you seem to help lately. You’re also quite fixated on them, aren’t you? Or maybe just on the one with the blue eyes." Raphael slowly shook his head. He would have never dated a Shadowhunter, but then again, it wasn’t news to either of them that they were vastly different.
He was hurt, very much so, and not only in his pride, but he wouldn’t have admitted that. Of course, his outburst was enough of a confession… “How could it not be better? Of course it would be! I would be better off if you had let me leap into the sun.” And yet, he was still around, sixty years later. Somewhere deep he understood Magnus was right about how he had to give Simon more time to accept his immortality, but he couldn’t bring himself to do that. He couln’t afford to do that. “He loves all the wrong people.”
"Whatever," Magnus dismissed, even waving his hand at Raphael correcting him. "I have always been an ally of the nephilim," he started, which was mostly true. He never considered them friends though, these Shadowhunters who mostly believed themselves to be above them all. "Yes, you're right. Just the one, though I don't see how it could possibly be of interest to you who I date."Â
"Fifteen, sixteen...You were both young," he concluded, arching a brow to drive the point home that Raphael is the one who should understand Clary's friend best. At the last part about the vampire's attempt to kill himslef, Magnus frowned though. "I made a promise, and you were always different."Â
"Perhaps, but he loved them first."Â
Just another Godfrey Gao’s face appreciation post
There’s no need to clarify my finger snap. The implication was clear in the snap itself.
Magnus Bane
You endure what is unbearable, and you bear it.
Magnus Bane, Clockwork Princess
chokingonrosewater:
savingthefallenbirds:
"If enough time has passed, yes." He didn’t feel like lying, knowing there would come a point in Raphael’s existence when the same would be true for him. "Not insects necessarily, but more like babies, baby vampire."Â
"That was a…" Raphael sighed, shaking his head. "I almost liked the insect version better. I’m not a baby.”
"Rhetorical question? Well-based analogy?" he offered, the melancholy he felt not reaching the surface. "Of course not. Not when you behave as such."Â
Hit me like a Bullet | Maggi & Raphael
chokingonrosewater:
 Raphael wasn’t sure if Maggi could avoid the bullet or not, and he didn’t want to risk it. He knew that not even hundreds-of-years-old warlocks were invincible. But he couldn’t have panicked, right? He needed to protect Maggi. Pay a debt, maybe. Or maybe it was more. Probably it was more.
He didn’t think much, and he didn’t have anything to stop him from killing the client. He had no idea who the man was or what happened previously, but he somehow couldn’t feel bad for taking a not-so-innocent life.
"Depends. Can your magic clean blood… and… various internal organs?" Raphael asked, turning his head away. No, he really didn’t need to see that. "What did he want from you?" he asked quietly, focusing on Maggi and stepping closer, reaching out for her hands.
She tried to smile at Raphael, she truly did, but there was something shaky about it from having been caught so by surprise. The concepts of life and death were something she was used to and she faced them with a calm flailr not many could, each but being another fase in her much too lengthy existence, but now, when her own immortality had been threatened, it fazed even her. Sparks flew as he spoke, cleaning up the blood but not taking care of the body. "Why don't you tell me?" She still didn't turn around to look.
"Ironically enough, to raise the dead," she told her boyfriend honestly, not seeing the point for wit or evasive answers now. Instead, she gripped his hands tightly and stepped into the comfort of his embrace, unaware that she was trembling. "--Thank  you."Â
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//Because they wouldn't be able to ruin our lives if they did.
Baha, so true. That's it, cutting off the liferuiners. (turning off tv)