the foley artists of heated rivalry
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the foley artists of heated rivalry
That one tumblr post about supine vs prone constantly haunts me. I’ll be reading a fic that’s like:
[character a] pushes [character b] onto his back, then straddles his prone body
meanwhile I’m reading like: he’s not lying on his pronis, he’s lying on his s(u)pine…
She supine on my pronis til I fowler
shane’s fantasies: free use gangbang creampie dp deepthroating
ilya’s fantasies: my husband sleepy. my husband wearing glasses. my husband blushing. my husband freckles. my husband
Eden Kalif, Good Cats
anytime ilya tries to peacock for shane by doing like one handed pushups or pull ups on some random infrastructure it only works for a few minutes before shane is itching to go OKAY MY TURN NOW
you'd think "manosphere" would be a beautiful sphere made of nothing but men or perhaps even a beautiful spherical man but no. misogyny.
is russian junior hockey actually worse than canada’s? because that’s how it’s always portrayed in fics but everything ive come to learn about canadian jr hockey tells me the opposite.
I have not found that much English-language information about the Russian junior hockey system so I don’t really know. we do have a TON of well-reported information about the canadian junior leagues and we know that junior teams can be horrible cesspools where sexual assault, brutal hazing and bullying, abuse of power by coaches and other adults etc has historically been able to flourish largely unchecked. I would assume that any really intense youth sports league where there’s a LOT of money on the line (and a lot of adults willing to look the other way) could get very ugly very quickly. here’s an article about physical abuse on one Soviet-era youth hockey team… maybe if you dig a bit you can find more recent sources?
Shane doesn’t drink a lot so when he does he gets white girl wasted. He’s messy, he’s horny, he’s unfiltered and if you take your eyes off him for more than a minute you’ve lost him. he’s slippery.
You’d think Ilya would be the caretaker in this situation but no- Ilya is equally smashed he’s just way too overconfident with it and starts table dancing and really feeling himself (it’s a gay bar.) so lo and behold Troy and Harris have to wrangle them both and get them into an uber before they make headlines
Headcanon accepted.
I further add that Troy and Harris only get into this position because Shane is too in awe of Hunter to get wine drunk around him, and Ilya would LOVE to queen out with Kip but he doesn’t get drunk around Scott+Kip because he might slip up and admit Scott is hot, rather than octogenarian.
Ryan is too happy avoiding hockey to even think of taking the jock4jock menaces out with him and Fabian.
Kip and Kyle however, messy bitchy gay besties, they would REVEL in the chaos of drunk Hollanov in a gay club in New York.
And that is how Eric Bennett ends up fielding calls from Rose fucking Landry, also quite drunk, at 2am, because she’s the least wasted of the five of them, and four is too many queer men to crash in her suite.
honestly i get why elizabeth holmes is convinced she got martyred because you have to think about it from her perspective, literally the entire valley runs on guys just running their mouths until another guy buys them out and turns their scamup into a data services provider and then eventually that guy sells it to jeff bezos, why couldn't it happen for her too? oh suddenly the medical establishment is too good for a para industry of scam bespoke home lab testing that tells you nothing validated? suddenly everyone has not been caping for the mormon dna race science or the gut microbiome fascists or the psychiatry fandom spit testing? it's so much worse to give your blood to a blonde woman recreationally? vengeance for her & anna delvey.
haha nooooo fandom don't sand off all the rough edges and pointy bits off of that character those are the parts I scratch my brain with
Oh sweet mother mary…HE’S SO FIONE!!!
problem i have is whenever i read write say or hear "sugar baby" my brain is like oh yeah, i know what that is! pretty sure we can reliably derive meaning for this term based on other definitions that precede it in our internal lexicon, like "sugar glider" and "bush baby". we are definitely talking about some kind of small arboreal marsupial with large eyes. it's probably not ethical for this wealthy patron to be keeping one as a pet
pride month!!!
Is that a miette?
Pride for you! Pride for a thousand years!!
you COME OUT to miette? you come out to her as queer? oh! oh! pride for mother! pride for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!
Heated Rivalry ll S01EP05
centaurs hockey here we come ❤️ (!!!)
Jacob with some spot-on Ilya character analysis (and general thoughts on sex-as-self)
It's Open With Ilana Glazer