keep your hopes up high an head down low

[bajn]

have you ever been both scared and excited to open a message

[oomshi]

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

[420moshdad]

no its called highjacking

[fuckinyeetttt-deactivated202005]

guys no it’s weedwhacking

[deathpup-deactivated20150330]

no its called dissapointing ur mother

[c-h-4-n-g-e-s]

[catasters]

[goldenblackhawk-deactivated2022]

Wear your fucking seatbelts and keep your eyes on the road so you dont accidentally end someones life

Just a psa, from my hospital bed, post car crash.

[ruinedchildhood]

[unfollower-deactivated20260220]

i automatically classify anything over $5 as expensive

[fanboyingoverdemigods]

There is nothing wrong with our school system.

[iwantthecas]

http://media.wcmf.com/device/mobile/a/103465312/the-break-room-made-their-own-version-of-a-greece-bus-commercial.htm?q=School+bus

This was “a joke” after a grown man got on a school bus.

[justdoitdaily-fitblr]

Sunday nights can be pretty rough. Try not to let yourself get too sad or anxious about the week ahead. You can get through anything that’s going to happen this week. You will do marvelous things and it’ll be WONDERFUL.

[mysharona1987]

[rosamundpike]

[snorlaxatives]

how the fuck is march almost over???? wasn’t it just valentines day?? wasn’t it just new years???? wasn’t it just christmas???? wasn’t it just treat yo self day???? didn’t man just go to the moon in 1969????? life is so crazy

[postmemes]

Another Child Sacrificed To The Rainbow Worm

[chibi-masshuu-deactivated202508]

When the young Gay enters the chrysalis phase before coming out. 

[fuckyeahidiotonfacebook]

[com-humor]

LIBBY COOPER, YOU’RE A STAR

Currently:

[d0nn0-deactivated20150125]

Job Interviewer: so what do you for fun?

Me:

[zuniig]

The power an EF-5 tornado can do, a piece of wood through cement.

[bored-chaos]

Oklahoma the place where paper beats rock.

[wtfced]

paper beats rock everywhere

[memewhore]