Rose

25, Bi, Gender fluid, She/He/Them, Multi shipper, Multi fandom, Weirdo, Artist, uhhh that’s all I got at the moment

[savvy-shipper]

Me: I love you.

Malleus: I love you too.

Me: Prove it then, scream it to the world.

Malleus: *Whispers in ear* I love you.

Me: W-why did you whisper it to me?

Malleus: Because you are my world, my dear.

[savvy-shipper]

Malleus: What are you doing?

Me: Making chocolate pudding.

Malleus: It’s 4 o’clock in the morning, why on earth are you making chocolate pudding?

Me: Because I’ve lost all control of my life…

[savvy-shipper]

Me: Silver says- “Is beauty all that matters?” And you say- “WHAT ELSE IS THERE”!?

Sebek: It was dumb… I know..

Me: You should write a book. “How to offend men in five syllables or less.”



[savvy-shipper]

Random guy: *flirting with Yuu*

Malleus: *watching them quietly*

Lilia: You’re really quiet today, Malleus.

Malleus: *still watching* Well nobody plans a murder out load.

[savvy-shipper]

Sampo: Haha! Miss me, miss me! Now you gotta ki-iihhhh…

Gepard: …

Gepard: *smirks* Now I gotta what?

Sampo: Nothing forget it.

Gepard: No, no, now I gotta what?

Sampo: *flustered* No I changed my mind okay you don’t got to do anything!!

[savvy-shipper]

Blitzwing: You could have picked somewhere nicer for a date.

Bumblebee: Date? No! Ew! What are you talking about?

Blitzwing: *lefts up the “save the date” note that Bumblebee had sent him*

Bumblebee: That doesn’t mean- Ugh, you’re so old.

[savvy-shipper]

Riddle: People who sleep without socks on worry me.

Jamil: People who sleep with socks on are not to be trusted.

Idia: People who sleep are weird.

Floyd: I was a sock once.

[savvy-shipper]

Me: Dammit Sebek, why don't you just say you like Silver?!

Sebek: *angry whispering* I do not like Silver! That's why! Now keep your voice down!

Me: Silver is asleep on your lap and you expect me to believe-

[savvy-shipper]

Malleus: Okay Yuu, this is Lilia, and Lilia this is my Yuu.

Me & Lilia: Oh.

Malleus: *blushes* -Wait

Me: *shoving Malleus to the side* Hi, I'm his Yuu!

[savvy-shipper]

Me: So, what's the plan?

Ace: Plan?

Deuce: Yeah, y'know that thing you have in case thing don't turn out the way you thought. For example, right now.

Ace: Oh, I've never made any plans. Just assumptions. Which, so far, have been correct.

Deuce: Wow. You really put the ass in assumptions don'tcha.

Me: Y'know, I have no idea why I still agree to do stupid shit like this with you two.

Ace & Deuce: Us either.

[savvy-shipper]

Ace: Truth or dare?

Deuce: *exasperated* Truth

Ace: Do you want to kiss me?

Deuce: Dare.

Ace: *leans in* I dare you to kiss me.

Deuce: Never have I ever-

Ace: ThAT's NOt ThE gAMe!

[savvy-shipper]

Me: I have something to ask.

Malleus: *checks the time* Hmm, we should be going but alright love, go ahead.

Me: I'd like to know if you really, uh, like me?

Malleus: ...

Me: ...

Malleus: Darling, we've been together for 4 years and we're getting married in 10 minutes.

[savvy-shipper]

Lilia: *kicks the door open, runs in panicked*

Silver: What did you do?!

Lilia: NOBODY DIED!!

Sebek: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT!!

*Loud shouts coming from down the hall* Student: OMG!! THE KITCHEN IS ON FIRE!

Malleus: *sighs* Again…

[savvy-shipper]

Bumblebee: Blitzy~ love you~

Blitzwing: *Is sleeping, possibly snoring*

Bumblebee: Blitzy? Blitzwing wake up.

Blitzwing: *Turns over*

Bumblebee: BLITZWING GET YOUR AFT UP AND SAY I LOVE YOU BACK!

Blitzwing: Hmm…

Bumblebee: Don't 'Hmm' me! Tell me you love me back!

Blitzwing: I love me back. Now shut up, I want to sleep.

Bumblebee: ...I hate you.

Blitzwing: Love you too.

[savvy-shipper]

D 16: Please tell me you have a plan.

Orion: 'Plan' is probably too strong a word. However, I do have a strong will to live!

D 16: Well that's a good place to start!

Orion: Really?

D 16: NO!!!

[savvy-shipper]

Ultra Magnus: "You did what?"

Rodimus: "You heard it correctly."

Ultra Magnus: "How did you manage that?"

Rodimus: "…Whirl helped."

Ultra Magnus: "Whirl helped you rob a bank?!" *Pauses* "You know what, I am not even surprised."

[savvy-shipper]

Malleus: “I am a monster you know.”

Me: “Who told you that?”

Malleus: “Look at me…”

Me: “Hmm… Let me see your hand.”

Malleus: *raises an eyebrow* “Why?”

Me: *reaches for his hand* “Just let me see it.”

Me: “Hmm a long life line. Oh and this one means you’re shy.”

Me: “Hmmm, hm, hm, hm well that’s funny.”

Malleus: “What?”

Me: “I don’t see any…”

Malleus: “Any what?”

Me: *smiles up at him* “Monster lines. Not a single one.”