Me: I love you.
Malleus: I love you too.
Me: Prove it then, scream it to the world.
Malleus: *Whispers in ear* I love you.
Me: W-why did you whisper it to me?
Malleus: Because you are my world, my dear.
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Me: I love you.
Malleus: I love you too.
Me: Prove it then, scream it to the world.
Malleus: *Whispers in ear* I love you.
Me: W-why did you whisper it to me?
Malleus: Because you are my world, my dear.
Malleus: What are you doing?
Me: Making chocolate pudding.
Malleus: It’s 4 o’clock in the morning, why on earth are you making chocolate pudding?
Me: Because I’ve lost all control of my life…
Me: Silver says- “Is beauty all that matters?” And you say- “WHAT ELSE IS THERE”!?
Sebek: It was dumb… I know..
Me: You should write a book. “How to offend men in five syllables or less.”

Random guy: *flirting with Yuu*
Malleus: *watching them quietly*
Lilia: You’re really quiet today, Malleus.
Malleus: *still watching* Well nobody plans a murder out load.
Sampo: Haha! Miss me, miss me! Now you gotta ki-iihhhh…
Gepard: …
Gepard: *smirks* Now I gotta what?
Sampo: Nothing forget it.
Gepard: No, no, now I gotta what?
Sampo: *flustered* No I changed my mind okay you don’t got to do anything!!
Blitzwing: You could have picked somewhere nicer for a date.
Bumblebee: Date? No! Ew! What are you talking about?
Blitzwing: *lefts up the “save the date” note that Bumblebee had sent him*
Bumblebee: That doesn’t mean- Ugh, you’re so old.
Riddle: People who sleep without socks on worry me.
Jamil: People who sleep with socks on are not to be trusted.
Idia: People who sleep are weird.
Floyd: I was a sock once.
Me: Dammit Sebek, why don't you just say you like Silver?!
Sebek: *angry whispering* I do not like Silver! That's why! Now keep your voice down!
Me: Silver is asleep on your lap and you expect me to believe-
Malleus: Okay Yuu, this is Lilia, and Lilia this is my Yuu.
Me & Lilia: Oh.
Malleus: *blushes* -Wait
Me: *shoving Malleus to the side* Hi, I'm his Yuu!
Me: So, what's the plan?
Ace: Plan?
Deuce: Yeah, y'know that thing you have in case thing don't turn out the way you thought. For example, right now.
Ace: Oh, I've never made any plans. Just assumptions. Which, so far, have been correct.
Deuce: Wow. You really put the ass in assumptions don'tcha.
Me: Y'know, I have no idea why I still agree to do stupid shit like this with you two.
Ace & Deuce: Us either.
Ace: Truth or dare?
Deuce: *exasperated* Truth
Ace: Do you want to kiss me?
Deuce: Dare.
Ace: *leans in* I dare you to kiss me.
Deuce: Never have I ever-
Ace: ThAT's NOt ThE gAMe!
Me: I have something to ask.
Malleus: *checks the time* Hmm, we should be going but alright love, go ahead.
Me: I'd like to know if you really, uh, like me?
Malleus: ...
Me: ...
Malleus: Darling, we've been together for 4 years and we're getting married in 10 minutes.
Lilia: *kicks the door open, runs in panicked*
Silver: What did you do?!
Lilia: NOBODY DIED!!
Sebek: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT!!
*Loud shouts coming from down the hall* Student: OMG!! THE KITCHEN IS ON FIRE!
Malleus: *sighs* Again…
Bumblebee: Blitzy~ love you~
Blitzwing: *Is sleeping, possibly snoring*
Bumblebee: Blitzy? Blitzwing wake up.
Blitzwing: *Turns over*
Bumblebee: BLITZWING GET YOUR AFT UP AND SAY I LOVE YOU BACK!
Blitzwing: Hmm…
Bumblebee: Don't 'Hmm' me! Tell me you love me back!
Blitzwing: I love me back. Now shut up, I want to sleep.
Bumblebee: ...I hate you.
Blitzwing: Love you too.
D 16: Please tell me you have a plan.
Orion: 'Plan' is probably too strong a word. However, I do have a strong will to live!
D 16: Well that's a good place to start!
Orion: Really?
D 16: NO!!!
Ultra Magnus: "You did what?"
Rodimus: "You heard it correctly."
Ultra Magnus: "How did you manage that?"
Rodimus: "…Whirl helped."
Ultra Magnus: "Whirl helped you rob a bank?!" *Pauses* "You know what, I am not even surprised."
Malleus: “I am a monster you know.”
Me: “Who told you that?”
Malleus: “Look at me…”
Me: “Hmm… Let me see your hand.”
Malleus: *raises an eyebrow* “Why?”
Me: *reaches for his hand* “Just let me see it.”
Me: “Hmm a long life line. Oh and this one means you’re shy.”
Me: “Hmmm, hm, hm, hm well that’s funny.”
Malleus: “What?”
Me: “I don’t see any…”
Malleus: “Any what?”
Me: *smiles up at him* “Monster lines. Not a single one.”