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(roleplay) Wren GH savvypoppet

[savvypoppet]

I can see why the internet can be an addiction because so many times I want to stop, but then I keep going, and have gained useless knowledge on a lot of useless things. Or I’m left wanting to try ice cream wrapped in a fruit roll up. 

[savvypoppet]

I wanted to publicly declare I wanted a golden weiner.

It’s a dog.

It’s a dachshund crossed with a golden retriever.

But imagine asking people if they want to see your golden weiner. 

[savvypoppet]

I need to stop solely existing either in Lena’s personal bubble or in Gasp’s pile of plushies. I need to hone my social skills. 

[savvypoppet]

Is anyone hiring? I have no experience, but I got a lot of heart, and I’ll just be happy to be there.

[hotfoxbitchnearu]

Hey y'all mind if I......

[savvypoppet]

I was introduced to Fallguys and Fortnite. I’m what they call a gamer girl now. Catch me on Twitch and what I mean by that is my bedroom where I twitch everytime I lose. 

[dittogymleader]

I'm trying this again with a different caption because I have a theory

[savvypoppet]

Hi, I’m Wren. I was told by very reliable sources* that I needed to take what is referred to as a “selfie”. Now I’m meant to tell you about myself. If we’re completely honest though I don’t know much about that yet either. Am I a toilet paper under or over kinda gal? Do I like synthetic pop or Beethoven? Would I rather an incurable itch in my foot or be chased by rabid meerkats for the rest of my life? Come let us figure it out together as I get reacquainted with myself

 savvypoppet **

*Lena and Gasp, although I just met them, I never listened to the “stranger danger” talk so here we are. But they may or may have not offered me candy. 

** I was told to make this so strangers could talk to me.