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zvaigzdelasas

daffyselixir

beastie baby

transmechanicus

i wish all trans girls a very kissed on the face by someone they love

beatmetothesnitch

i wish all trans boys a very kissed on the face by someone they love

verajustsaid

i wish all nonbinary people a very kissed on the face by someone they love

chandra-telescope

hello i'm still alive

caspercryptid

New sleep style: hitting the snooze button so many times that you sleep two additional hours in ten minute intervals. I call this Horse Sleep

caspercryptid

Worse sleep. That was meant to say worse sleep

caspercryptid

I Am So Fucking Tired

caspercryptid

Literally immediately after reblogging this to correct it I went "wow, it has a reblog already?" And got all the way to checking my notifs before I realized. That it was me.

caspercryptid

I actually wasn't that far off you guys

caspercryptid

HOLY SHIT THE POST IS SAVED

caspercryptid

Anyway horse sleep: sleep, but horse. Worse. Sleep but worse. Definitely one of the two.

caspercryptid

We shall have a summer wedding

dowereallyneedthis

the "I believe in abortion only in extreme situations" people (especially women) truly baffle me because I genuinely consider "a human has another human growing inside of them and does not want to" to be a very extreme situation. to me that feels so deeply like an extreme emergency situation. I know this has been said before but it's incredible to me that this does not feel innately horrifying and "extreme" to everyone.

wellillbedamned

This 1960s children's toy named Gaylord the dog is literally the most depressing, miserable looking creature I have ever seen just fucking look at it

deviika

Alain de Botton // Jon Kabat-Zinn // unknown

lavender-melancholy

swarnpert

is a man not entitled to the sweat dripping down his own balls?

swarnpert

‘No!’ Says Lil Jon, ‘it belongs to the window.’

‘No!’ Say the Ying Yang Twins, ‘it belongs to the wall.’

introvore

she call me auntie biotic the way my penis illin

bad-moodboard

“Prairie Pike” at the Fred Bear Museum, Michigan. 1960s.

qv

the name tyler sounds like it was first used post-ww2 like maybe 1960 until you find out it literally meant “guy who lays tile” (tile-er) 11th century england to refer to people that built houses. and then you read it as tile -er for the rest of yourlife

duncebento

does piper mean guy who lays pipe

tikkunolamorgtfo

I know this is a sex joke, but... do people genuinely not know that a lot of surnames stem from professions? Tiler/Tyler became the surname for somebody who laid tile. Piper became a surname for somebody who played the pipes. Archer, Brewer, Butler, Carpenter, Clerk/Clark, Dexter, Farmer, Fisher, Mason, Miller, Potter, Sawyer, Sheppard/Shepherd, Smith, Tanner, Taylor/Tailor, Weaver... People later started to give old family surnames as first names, and then over time, many of those became popular as first names in their own right. Is... is this not known?

roach-works

a fun fact: germanic jews were forced en masse to adopt last names only a couple centuries ago, for tax reasons. before then it was just ‘dude son of guy’. so mostly the rabbis made everyone’s last names up themselves because they were the logical guy to do the census paperwork.

so that’s why ‘jewish names’ are so like that. goldstein (gold rock), goldfarb (gold colored), goldshmidt (goldsmith). three or four hundred years ago some tired rabbi ran out of ideas. you get tons of jews who are just something-thal because -thal means valley and that’s where they were when they got named. my favorite traditional jewish surname is just klein, small, because three hundred years ago some rabbi looked at a local guy and wrote down ‘shorty’.