The Real Life Anime Girl™

Kiri

[greelin]

“like a knife to the ribs” does nothing negative in my mind as a simile like ok so what are you saying. that it felt reallyreally good? that they’re hard now? someone’s about to kiss? this is what you are relaying to me.

[lowpawly]

disabled cats in warriors: i am...useless...I can never be a warrior...I am a burden to my clan...at least in starclan I will run again...

disabled cats in real life:

[the-big-mood]

[catchyvideos]

[teathattast]

[nicemices]

"I asked ChatGPT" well I asked Rupert Giles and he sighed and took off his glasses and started cleaning them

[macaronirats]

there's something so symbolic about buffy's first experience after resurrection being her town burning around her, watching herself being literally ripped apart and then having to save everyone again. right after she dug herself out of her own grave

[and-fishing-equipment]

in 2026 DO NOT ask yourself whether your art is GOOD

instead ask:

is it SINCERE

was it CATHARTIC

was it FUN TO MAKE

is it MADE BY ME

and don't forget to stay silly

[writing-prompt-s]

"what dark magic is this." Said the old man to the teenage mage holding a black fireball "oh this it's just the basic fireball spell with a color changing illusion spell over it." Said the teenager "but why just why." Said the old man "mostly aesthetic reasons I can make it really any color."

[suigintou]

i just felt someone right click me

[superchat]

[aropride]

pros: it would most likely vastly improve my life in a multitude of ways

cons: might get scared

[lowpawly]

the authors open fetish that complements the themes of their work

[orteil42]

everyone needs a creative outlet to stick a creative fork into

[whoznoah]

The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes only to turn around and to your horror: the pot.

[damazcuz]

bro last night was totally redacted! last night was fully expunged from the record. bro, do you... can you remember last night? what did we do...? what did... did we hurt someone? bro? why won't you look at me? what did I do...? whose blood is this...? bro...?

[pukicho]

This post is for ladies only. If you are a guy, GET out of here.

I bestow upon you this dagger. It is an ancient dagger. Use it wisely.

[trickarrowsandbatarangs]

Saying Wesley is one of your favourite buffyverse characters to people who have only watched Buffy is so funny because they’re like

“really? THIS guy?? This BUFFOON?? This absolute LOSER???”

But they don’t even KNOW.

This guy’s character GROWTH! The things he DOES! The person he BECOMES!