I lift, but I ain't jacked. Yet, i'll still jack some shit. 👀
This is all just a daydream,
role playing with buddiez and palz is my favorite.~
Real thievery is a sin. 😡
Hello! If I have followed you, sorry for looking like a glaringly sketchy ass account. I am indeed just some goober who is mostly trying to learn about DNA and similar ✨hobbies✨ so I can have more fun with role playing about it! I have a dumb amount of medical issues and not much of a life because of it, so for the time being I don't have the ability to post my very fabricated hauls. :| I truly did some damage many moons ago, only kidding though. I'm basically just trying to do what I can to survive because I got royally screwed financially and with my highly defective body (I deserve a refund! 🙃). So thx for not calling me a narc and blocking me. Y'all are my heroes for spreading the gospel. I would appreciate any assistance you could offer because I am stupid when it comes to this topic and too poor to be cool. 😎 Please help me be cool. 😎😎 I'm simply trying to feel a little less dead inside on big capitalists dime. Love reading all your creative, fictional works on the subject, simply brilliant stuff.
I promised a magnet post, hope this doesn’t disappoint.
For those interested in detaching hard tags as part of your roleplay, consider picking up a stack of four 1/2” cube N52 neodymium magnets instead of a bulky or expensive detacher. The “4-stack” opens a surprising number of tags that employ the ubiquitous 3-balls-in-a-cup locking mechanism.
N52 is the strongest grade of magnet commercially available, only buy magnets that explicitly state this designation. The magnets should be aligned [N/S][N/S][N/S][N/S], which is how they naturally align themselves. BE CAREFUL: They’re very strong for their size, and can pinch your finger or shatter themselves if you let them slam into each other from even millimeters away. Slide them apart rather than pulling to separate them.
First: Why four cubes? I compared the distances from which 3, 4, and 5-cube stacks could pull a thumb tack. Four and five cubes pulled the tack from roughly the same distance, while the three-stack had to be held closer. This indicates that four is the most powerful without adding unnecessary bulk.
I tested the 4-stack on eleven different tag designs that employ the aforementioned locking mechanism, with a sample size of 5 for each tag. All were encountered in American retail stores. Tags in my collection were purchased online or discovered on purchased garments.
Works (at least 3 times out of 5)
Left to Right: C#3¢kp01nt $y$t3m$ Gen 2 (5/5); M!n! $qu^re 5/5); U$$ D0m3 !nk (4/5); $3n$0rm^t!c [“$M”] $^uc3r (5/5); $M $up3r p3nC!| (4/5); $M MV$T-r (4/5); $M 5kg t^Ck (3/5).
Does not work (0/5)
Left to right: C|^m [$up3r|0ck?]; ^|P#^ F^$#!0n three; Pr0$3gur $p^rt^n; V!rg!n|^nd !nk.
The 4-stack either opened tags fairly reliably or not at all. A few near-failures were resolved by pushing the pin inward toward the tag while holding the magnet in place, which compressed the pierced fabric enough to ease tension on the tag’s locking mechanism. The four tags that completely resisted it require a more advanced solution, such as a more powerful array of magnets.
Safety
With the rise of AI facial recognition in retail, it is more important now than ever to spread your |!fts out between different locations and mimimize repeat visits. Carrying a magnet detacher expands your reach beyond places that employ $up3rt^g$ or no hard tags at all. Variety will reduce chances of recognition and limit casebuilding material at any one store.
Four cube magnets can fit in a sleeve, shoe, or shorts pocket, and can be passed off as a fidget toy to both friends and adversaries. This is preferable to the generic g0|f d3t^c#3r mags sold on drop-shipping sites, which are both bulky and instantly recognizable as “the $#0p|!ft!ng magnet” to anyone who’s worked retail or lp.
Being searched and caught with a magnet will make a bad situation infinitely worse, so keep it out of sight and toss it if you have to. $c^m^z0n sells twelve cubes for 30USD, which is more than plenty. (One might skim four cubes and return eight, or also purchase weaker cubes and return them in place of the n52s.) They’re easily replaced, so don’t get attached.
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A 4-stack can open at least seven different tag models with little effort and zero assembly. Its usefulness, compact size, and affordability make it a skeleton key worthy of any |!ft3r’s toolkit.
I got fkn robbed this past week :') ...took my brand new E-b1ke and my travel bag full of stuff, *dry heaves* this is totally fine! 😁 *shaking with rage* You know what that means though, I'm gonna need a solid dose of cope cus I so totally can't at the moment.
I will be needing to acquire android compatible GPS tags, unfortunately as far as I know all of the less expensive ones that don't have a subscription are little tattletales, but something is better than nothing. Will be needing to replace my U-lock but I think I've got that covered and get another basket rack thing for the back of replacement bike *not crying bc this is fine*. if you happen to know somewhere that sells these that's EZ pz aside from like amawalget, pls assist my totally fine self with the detailz. oh and shewz
What was your z@pp0$ limit if you used a new account?
Please feel free to suggest what sites are piping hot right now in general. I'm trying to be ignorant and reckless with these people. 🔥😈🔥
Currently playing 3D chess with G@r@g3 CS chat agents. I was going to place an order for two sweatshirts which would have been under $200 but they dangled a third one in front of me while I was checking out and I am but a simple and easy influenced creature, accepted. This may have been a little bit too bold for a first time order lmao. I know that the chat agents can only do so much and can only follow certain scripts but it's cracking me up They're telling me I need to open up a bag that I have sealed outside and go find the bed bugs that were in my bag Because they won't do anything without a picture. I just tried to ask them if they really wanted me to potentially expose myself again for this picture, as well as Potentially saying I could bring it back to the store over here and explain to them why I have to return it and that they insisted because I could not get a picture of the bugs and and the bugs didn't leave their number with me to reach them. It would also be illegal to ship such a thing and I am simply not unscrupulous like this. Sigh. My blood pressure must be through the roof whenever I have to talk to these people, they are insufferable.
I don't recall - Have they previously always insisted on photos of a bug claim? I feel like it would be stupid now to be like OK here they are now lmao... Like it is all just requirement based and all they need is a picture to approve a refund, I'm assuming. I forgot about the picture part. Also they have a random sticker for someone else's name and address that is a couple blocks away in addition to mine printed on my package which is just awesome to see, we're really working with a crack team here.
Seeing as they are clearly trying to break me here I will not return until I have effectively broken them and secured very deserved refund. They can [redacted] if they think I'm gonna tango with a bug infestation because the rules say. one of them already kind of slipped up and told me that they are clearly following the script for a regular defect claim and that is not what this is. Sigh, fuck em.
Update: this took an absurd and unexpected turn. I feel like I'm in the Twilight Zone, I feel like this definitely needs a story time because my experience with them has been absolutely shocking. I'm pretty sure it's still going to work out but this had to be handled via chargeback. If I forget to provide an account of this and you are interested, please remind me. It's worth hearing just because it's ABSURD. Some people have had luck with them, perhaps you will if you place a smaller order. Don't do what I did lol, a bad time will be had. It's a lot where I would just explain now but damn, it's gonna sound made up lmao.
Currently playing 3D chess with G@r@g3 CS chat agents. I was going to place an order for two sweatshirts which would have been under $200 but they dangled a third one in front of me while I was checking out and I am but a simple and easy influenced creature, accepted. This may have been a little bit too bold for a first time order lmao. I know that the chat agents can only do so much and can only follow certain scripts but it's cracking me up They're telling me I need to open up a bag that I have sealed outside and go find the bed bugs that were in my bag Because they won't do anything without a picture. I just tried to ask them if they really wanted me to potentially expose myself again for this picture, as well as Potentially saying I could bring it back to the store over here and explain to them why I have to return it and that they insisted because I could not get a picture of the bugs and and the bugs didn't leave their number with me to reach them. It would also be illegal to ship such a thing and I am simply not unscrupulous like this. Sigh. My blood pressure must be through the roof whenever I have to talk to these people, they are insufferable.
I don't recall - Have they previously always insisted on photos of a bug claim? I feel like it would be stupid now to be like OK here they are now lmao... Like it is all just requirement based and all they need is a picture to approve a refund, I'm assuming. I forgot about the picture part. Also they have a random sticker for someone else's name and address that is a couple blocks away in addition to mine printed on my package which is just awesome to see, we're really working with a crack team here.
Seeing as they are clearly trying to break me here I will not return until I have effectively broken them and secured very deserved refund. They can [redacted] if they think I'm gonna tango with a bug infestation because the rules say. one of them already kind of slipped up and told me that they are clearly following the script for a regular defect claim and that is not what this is. Sigh, fuck em.
I'm m normally neurotically organized and have a pretty good memory. Howeverrr 🙃 I'm currently sparring with a really bad concussion that has yet to resolve and the medication for my autoimmune condition gives me so much brain fog I am officially STUPID. My brain is BRICKED lmso. It's such a strange feeling to not be able to recall so much, I'm not used to it.
ANYWAY
I was making a point to take note of things such as certain stores that I might be interested in - 🧬 related method, dollar amount etc. And now I can't find my stupid little list nor am I seemingly capable of retaining all of this in my short-term memory which is new to me and very frustrating.
If you have any recommendations about recent success, for a recent success that you have seen from someone else I would appreciate it.
Especially interested in: clothing, shoes, houseware, certain electronics - just put the phone I just bought in the washing machine yayyy, non-presciption brand name sunglasses, bedding (better make it nice if I'm going to have to live here), wigs bc bald now uwu, as well as sites like p05h, thr3d^ (I know they are easy sloppy hos), m3rc - also, anything :)
When I started on here I actually fully intended to be attempting to help with information I have rather than asking for more. I did not know I was going to be so brain broken a few weeks later so I do appreciate any help and your patience with me.
A lil contribution:
Just like thr3d^, or almost as good - companies that are based out of California are held under higher scrutiny as far as data retention and requests for privacy and deletion of data and accounts. If a company happens to be based in California they are required to adhere to the guidelines data deletion requests outline. Just Google "California based retail companies". It is definitely beneficial if you are just making a new account and want to dump it and start over. I do not intend to suggest that this means you have a guaranteed clean slate with them. They do reserve the right to retain certain information for legal purposes and tax data. I cannot speak to which companies do this and what they retain, but it's definitely worth taking note of. You also have extra rights in this regard in general if you live in California and want to send this request to any company.
L1ft1ng aside, it's actually kind of shitty how companies are able to retain and sell our data, every state should be moving in this direction to protect consumer privacy. Just yesterday I requested that H0m3 D3p0+ delete my account and data, and lo and behold they had identity review questions that were all tied to my previous address and it totally different state that never touched the account I was deleting and currently using. They save that shit (same email was used).
And once again, thank you. I have the joy of dealing with a very severe autoimmune flare-up as well as healing from my car flipping adventure - I'm not currently able to sustain the income that I had before this and my bitchass is sad and hurtin. I gotta get the things!!
I waited too long being careless and frivolous festering at the hospital when there are much more important things that I should be attending to, clearly. The hoodie that I wanted from G@r@g3 sold out, not sure if it's going to be restocked but I was trying to make sure that they are easy for 🧬 🪲... I only know for certain about the 🪲 s and it's 🪲going me how inconsistent people's experiences seem to be when I look around at how things are handled. I want their stupid ultra fleece hoodie with the logo on it in Orange and it is sold out. Any idea if they tend to frequently restock online exclusives like that? Mega bummed that's a very frequently ship in multiple packages because I high key want the blue one too. 😂
Also, super interested in any successful internet based acquisitions you have had in general lately. This bed ridden festering potato thanks you. She misses being an idiot out in the world and will have to be an idiot (GENIUS) inline for now. 🥰
So this is actually a true tale rather than a colorful little narrative. I got this C0n@1r blow dryer, little Ed Gein lookin ass flesh colored special. Of the first times I used it it sucked my hair into the vent and I took a picture while it was still in there attached to my head and contacted them very politely. I got the typical corporate boilerplate response and ultimately was asked to fill out a liability type questionnaire which every question was clearly based around figuring out how this was my fault and not theirs. And they wanted me to mail it back. I ain't got the damn time, and they were surprisingly cvnty about it.
Now two days ago or whatever just randomly wouldn't turn on and I tried quite a lot to fix it so I tried to initiate a warranty claim. The form on the website was broken so I emailed them and they initiated the claim but this is what they want to send me a new one. Right after receiving this and fussing with it a bit I got it to come back to life. I still don't trust the mf and where was my apology for ripping out a chunk of my hair, C0n@1r??
Like what are you mad at me for lmao. I didn't make you a bit more bald than you were before. 🙄
So obviously I don't want to actually do this now, and I have done edits before but the issue with this one is, I don't know what it will look like inside once it is cut and I could not come across any pictures online that show it. Any recommendayshunz, lovelys?
AND HERE I THOUGHT WE HAD AN UNDERSTANDING, CUNT@1N3R $+0R3??
Alas, you have challenged me to this tango once more with this absurdly b00$t3r branded "travel tote". That has the 47 x infinity different hidden layers and compartments and a bit of an ego on 'em
*Absolutely under no circumstances should you ever use a bag like this for working out. I call this bag narc because it never stops telling on you. (It's just so glaring in stores, can't be helped lol). This bitch screaming for LP every which way. It's still a pretty cool bag for a pretentious bastard. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Has anyone had FedEx or UPS send a driver to do a check after 🧬 with GàR@g3? I recall a few people mentioning that this one was pretty straightforward, but I'm always weary of this and not sure what a good dollar amount limit is either to avoid I'm giving me a hard time. As much as I'd love to go full apeshit with a large order, I'd always just prefer to know it's not going to be a headaches and go with a lesser amount. Any info is greatly appreciated.~ 💜
I am currently working on an order with Vic1ori@ $ecre1 and wondered if you had any advice. Such as, what price range I should keep to, if I should claim damage, eb, peb or dna? Also I have seen some other baddies talking about using PayPal, should I not be using my debit card?
Please help a wanna be baddie out 😵💫🫶
My all your refunds go through ✨🪄
Aw I'm actually not certain about this from any first-hand experience, but I do see them mentioned all the time. If anyone has any confirmation of the best method - feel free to let homie know here. I know I have seen $1-200 range mentioned by a lot of people. I recall one person recently was denied because of the way they claimed ( PEB, I think?). As far as I know, PayPal is a decent choice for this.
Also, I have never tried this personally either, but I know there is always the option of using a card if you have one and utilizing a safe website that makes it a virtual card so your number isn't linked or whatever. Wouldn't necessarily bother with that here, but it can be helpful to know. I will check back in if I find any more information, sorry I can't be more helpful. I wish you the best of luck as well, darlin! x
Someone....I know.... Has an eye condition that may or may not make them blind in one eye and it is imperative to always have decent eye protection when going out. That someone apparently just had their R@y B@ñz repossessed by some local certified mother f who is going to look tacky as hell and then anyway. 😤
I can't find where I wrote down people mentioning places for them, I do recall one source that mostly sells prescription frames, but also has regular designer stuff. Any recommendayshunz? Thx x
Two points to protect yo ass and increase your chance of a refund when you are unsure if 🧬 etc. is likely to be successful with a Sh0p1fy based store:
The "Auto-Void" Loophole: By March 2026, many Shopify boutiques integrated "Agentic AI" (bots that can issue refunds without human approval).
The Exploit: Using a specific trigger phrase (e.g., "The package arrived with the seal broken and the safety manual missing") or claims a "Safety/Health Risk," the AI is often hard-coded to refund instantly to avoid a liability lawsuit.
A sign you're better off avoiding one:
Check the footer or checkout small print for specific 2026 fraud-shield apps. If they see these, they skip the store:
Blox / Chargeback Blacklist: This app shares a "Community Blocklist." If a user is flagged for fraud at one boutique, they are automatically blocked from thousands of others.
Signifyd / NoFraud: These provide a "Financial Guarantee" to the seller. If the app flags an order as high-risk, the seller cannot ship it without losing their insurance.
Disputifier / Chargeflow: These apps use 2026 AI to automatically fight chargebacks with carrier-level evidence.
Neither of these things can guarantee a positive or negative outcome, but they are definitely srong factors to consider.
DON'T PISS ME OFF, CONTAINER STORE. CUZ I CAN MATCH THAT AUDACITY. 😤
I am having a very bad succesion of days and I saw a $60 shower squeegee, then my eyes turned all black and you know how the rest goes. 🤪 Meet my new cat shit bag, to put my cat's shit in.
I was doing a very rough estimate (because honestly ain't no way I'm going to be able to actually calculate this) of my recent bad day aw poor me acquisitions and.....FUCK lol. Yeah um...I think I might have a problem? 🥺
Those pretentious stores that try to create some illusion of luxury to prey on people who feel lesser than or whatever just managed to piss me off something extra. The vibes are so queefy in that store.
The problem being I am running out of places to store all of this shit. Fuck a motherfucker.
both with them and in general, self care is not dealing with third party vendors on marketplaces. It almost never won't complicate things and gives a perfect opportunity for them to buck-pass into oblivion.
M1kelz.com ($75) third party seller which is always a bigger headache. Claimed damage on mirrored cabinet. Photo of damage requested, edited photo provided (I do suggest less is more because it is more realistic looking and damaged is damaged, you don't need to make it look like it went through a world war to justify a refund). Refund was essentially "promised" but still has to be approved by the vendor. Will update to confirm.
Doesn't really count but fun story (not really). Another third party seller iinstance I am currently dealing with is purchasing boots (Also around $70) on a shared @m@z0n account that I have no intention of playing with. They still have not shipped long past the projected ship date, so I contacted them to ask if I should cancel or if they expect to still be sending them... After a questionably, laughably, disturbingly long back and forth where it was made impossibly ridiculously complicated and I was transferred three times... The third guy who I was nothing but polite and patient with had a meltdown when I apologized and said I had to go because I did not anticipate having to spend multiple hours on this. He essentially sh1t the bed in such a way that was very inappropriately proportions to whatever inconvenience my leaving before resolution could have caused (it's about his stats, yes not just super passionate about cs). He basically kept telling me that I couldn't leave and then rage quit the conversation after saying some nonsense when I kept telling him that I really had to go and thanked him again and again. Since he rafe quit I was immediately transferred to another person and at first they were just going to hit me with a boiler plate reply and a sorry about that but I was like hey I think at this point I should probably just get a full refund and they were like "Tru, he was indeed wildin. You will receive one once it is delivered, just contact us".
So yeah, uh, I guess you can always hope that you catch one of the cs agents losing their ever loving mind over a whole lot of nothing? I had no intention about asking for a refund unless of course I was canceling the order. 😂😂😂 May he heal what truly ailed him.
Normally I prefer pretending to be Peter Pan, but I guess for the time being ill have to be Captain H... I finally got one and although I have been making note of places where it could be utilized since ordering it, any notes on which stores tend to use tags that this would be useful @?
Crazy, that I had a magnet that I just got which was lost in the car accident lmao.. so for now I am just a pirate yo-ho'in about Yar, me very stupid life.~
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