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[scab-eaters-anonymous]

there ain’t enough merman media

[jessiesjaded]

doctors dont even tap you with a tiny hammer on the knee like they used to anymore

[bish0ps]

Remember when you could look things up online. Do you remember how we used to search

[amrv-5]

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

[frickomode]

they sell items at tjmaxx that even God is not aware of

[johnny-depp-is-loved]

[lowpawly]

this is my impression of what it would look like if the toddlers at my job could make traumacore edits about me

[lowpawly]

alright by popular demand here is more toddler traumacore

[stroebe2]

June and July are the same months btw. They want you to think they're two different months but it's the same month that's 60 days long. Same way August is actually August and the first half of September

[evilvillain123456789]

For this game of dodgeball, I will be specifically targeting the gayest and most autistic among you to eliminate. 

[mtfoss]

Okay so normal rules then

[preyanimal]

love love love this

[akashicrecord]

starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club

[overturned-toybox-of-thoughts]

Why the fuck are you suggesting putting CHILDREN in a club?

[akashicrecord]

So they can sip grey goose, maybe have a cig, and feel the rhythm? Are you the fun police?

[zoloft-barbie]

sunday best @tankhall

my first attempt at digital art Lol be nice

[dogpuppy]

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

[moisterpeggingchampion]

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

[dogpuppy]

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

[diana-andraste]

Cynthia the Mannequin, Lester Gaba, 1932

Photos by Alfred Eisenstaedt, 1937

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[canthaveshitingotham-crucified]

i hate it when i cant even write a poem about something because its too obvious. like in the airbnb i was at i guess it used to be a kids room cause you could see the imprint of one little glow in the dark star that had been missed and painted over in landlord white. like that's a poem already what's the point

[canthaveshitingotham-crucified]

you get it. you get the themes. i dont have time to do it justice. just look at it its on the ceiling

[brenna]

[teaboot]

[wheresmyphonemp3]

[fadingponycookiedream]

[andsorrowsend]

[werefeathers]

[klausie]

[shadeslayer]

overdraft fee is crazy like bro you literally know i dont have the money