Newt Scamander

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[scamanderslife]

Brother: *Playing the Harry Potter theme song in the living room*

Me: *Shuffles in* You summoned me?

[redditfront]

[fantasticbeasts]

Tell me, has anyone ever believed you when you told them not to worry?

[scamanderslife]

Me: Oh I love this character!

Character: *dies*

Me: Oh. Of course

[scamanderslife]

Someone: You're so stupid

Me: I know

Someone: Newt Scamander is-

Me: Say one more word and I will DISMANTLE you

[nicholasscratch]

[scamanderslife]

You are not mating with me sunshine.

[fantastictvs-blog]

[scamanderslife]

Friend: So, what have you done during the holidays?

Me: ...

Me: Rewatched all my favourite series, joined 8 new fandoms and finished 5 books.

[scamanderslife]

Psychic: *reads my mind*

My mind: FANDOMS FANDOMS FANDOMS FANDOMS FANDOMS FANDOMS FANDOMS

Psychic: *flips table*

[scamanderslife]

Newt Scamander

[scamanderslife]

[scamanderslife]

Me: *knows all lines of several films/series by heart*

Also me: *can't remember anything on school tests*

[hardyness]

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them → Eddie Redmayne and his precious smile as Newt Scamander

[hardyness]

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them Cast → Eddie Redmayne as Newt Scamander laughing and spinning with a Starbucks coffee

[maria-rose96]

EXCUSE ME WHILE MY HEART EXPLODES

[wishuponawriter]

FUCK HE’S SO CUTE I’M GONNA CRY

[nothingsnewt]

MY HEART IS WHOLE AND EVERYTHING IS CLEAR THANKS TO THIS CUTIE

[fantasticbeasts]

[directedbyford]

People are the easiest to read when they’re hurting.

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