you must fix your heart.

gael. 33. he/they. 18+ only. header by @milfhannibal. self ship blogs: @figgisagency / @genius---jester / @cigar-aficionado

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when the defunctland guy said “the only thing i hate more than making a film is not making a film” it made something click in me lmao the only thing worse than writing is not writing

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me in my ground floor apartment with thin walls and the window unit A/C in: [talking loudly about how much being with my husband makes me want to jerk off my two cocks bc he makes me so happy and how there's nothing wrong with having two cocks and jerking them off]

my husband who i would move heaven and earth for: so the dog sitter [for the upstairs neighbors] is outside rn....

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some people like to get mad at disability benefits because they think its unfair people who dont work get a payout from the government while they have to work 50 hours at the human suffering factory every week. but if you tell them "yeah that sucks i think you should also get a universal allowance and not have to work 50 hours at the human suffering factory every week" thats apparently the wrong answer.

[lastoneout]

Fun how the bystander effect was coined to cover up how cops are bigoted cowards who let a queer person die and stockholm syndrome was coined to cover that the cops handled a hostage situation so badly the hostages trusted their captors more than the cops.

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anyway now that they're gone. what the fuck was all that.

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my husband saw my post about wanting sir croc to vore me and he, very sweetly, was like "do you want to be one of his little cocktail shrimp? : )" and i thought about it and he's onto something with that.

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i'm one Episode away from trying to learn how to draw so i can make a comic featuring sir crocodile eating some cocktail shrimp except one of the cocktail shrimps is me and he has that bewildered face he always has when he's looking at something cute and he says "what are you doing in my cocktail shrimp, gael?" and shrimp-me, again adorable, says "i am going to get some rest : )" and there's like 3-5 panels where he talks about how excited he is to eat me and how delicious i look

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guy who is Going To Be Okay voice: self portrait;;;;;

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my husband saw my post about wanting sir croc to vore me and he, very sweetly, was like "do you want to be one of his little cocktail shrimp? : )" and i thought about it and he's onto something with that.

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i'm one Episode away from trying to learn how to draw so i can make a comic featuring sir crocodile eating some cocktail shrimp except one of the cocktail shrimps is me and he has that bewildered face he always has when he's looking at something cute and he says "what are you doing in my cocktail shrimp, gael?" and shrimp-me, again adorable, says "i am going to get some rest : )" and there's like 3-5 panels where he talks about how excited he is to eat me and how delicious i look

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been misgendered like 979 times in my own home which is Awesome <3

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where's that post i made about sir crocodile voring me

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the thing I've learned about mob media is there's ALWAYS a guy named carmine . Sometimes there's even 2 carmines.

[imathers]

[signore-coccodrillo]

cigars sometimes dont do it for me i need a pack of shitty marlboros right now

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been misgendered like 979 times in my own home which is Awesome <3

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the amount of people being like "Armand is being treated in such a racist way" "Assad Zaman is an abuse apologist so we shouldn't listen to him about his character" (meanwhile he's saying Armand is regressing to Arun and I'm like OMG) and "Armand is so beautiful what are they doing to him" should be studied tbh. (also hi hope you're doing okay)

GOD HONESTLYYYYYYY all of this yes I just cannot with so much of the fandom, maybe I'm just getting older and less patient with the bullshit and the bad faith stuff lmao. Like I HATE to be that guy who's like "yall know how the books go, right?" but I mean. this is going as indicated in the books lmao. and the assad zaman stuff is just wild, no idea how people got there??

(also lol thank you, lots of things have been happening but not totally all bad, some good even!)

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anyway the reason im so insane rn is in 4.5 hours I have to tell my boss that I got a new job and need to cut my hours and then in approximately 5.5 hours my parents (including grandmother) are coming. ill be normal again in like three days maybe.

[learn-how-to-love]

Flaming hot take apparently but if another trans person’s body causes you dysphoria you need to grow the fuck up and keep your mouth shut. I can’t stress this enough it is not their problem to deal with and YOU need to work on that.

[sailorbrazil]

thursday..... and i bet you wish you were her

[gerardwayspostnutclarity]

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