Worming around

an average clump of sentient worms

[scarlet-worms-old]

Nothing on this blog before November 1st 2024 is cannon unless stated otherwise on my other blog @scarlet-worms . I was incredibly ignorant and I regret it. I have no experiences of being in a cult and I am sorry for not treating it with the weight it deserves, I have no excuse.

Hello my worms!

Unfortunately some unforeseen circumstances have forced me to retire this blog and migrate to a new one

New blog: @scarlet-worms

I look forward to worming around with you there!

ooc moment here, Tumblr keeps blowing up my blogs because it is Awful and Horrible and want to silence the worms. How dare they. They have ignored my cries for help in the many emails I have sent to their "support" staff but the only thing they are supporting is my theory that Matt Mullenweg has killed all the remaining staff as a tax write off.

This blog will remain up for archival purposes unless Tumblr is feeling off one of these days and decides to kill me with hammers

Also all you freaks who were following my cringe-sona, Evelyn may have noticed that her blog disappeared one day, it was unfortunately blown up by many bombs but you may continue to follow her here: @sharpenyourclaws ,provided you read my Immortal first, as it is required reading for this semester and will be on the test.

Goodbye fellow worms 🫡

[scarlet-worms-old]

Whew! Republican hunting really tires a worm out! I don't even remember what happened in the hours between me breaking into that hotel and waking up at 3am in the town square. There was oil or something spilt everywhere and I heard a lot of high pitched screeching? People must have been setting off fireworks, though I didn't see any in the sky. What an odd time of year for fireworks. Very strange!

[semolinaart]

Flesh o'clock

I saw it in a dream

[scarlet-worms-old]

Still feeling unwell. Going republican hunting.

[inkly-heart]

[scarlet-worms-old]

I have a confession to make... Evelyn's phone didn't explode due to slime inflicted damage. I took it from her one dreary night at the hospital and burned it in the parking lot.

[scarlet-worms-old]

Honestly though, I think it's the best thing I've ever done for her! She seems far happier than before and actually leaves her room every once and awhile! And those "friends" that she met here only caused her harm. They somehow dragged her into some kind of gang war??? And one of them even shot her for God's sake!

I had to do it. For her own safety.

[scarlet-worms-old]

I have a confession to make... Evelyn's phone didn't explode due to slime inflicted damage. I took it from her one dreary night at the hospital and burned it in the parking lot.

[consciousgordiacea]

milton wouldnt want you to fuck off into the sea forever bc of this. you two just need to talk, it'll be okay if you talk about this.

I DON'T KNOW IF I'LL EVER GET HIM TO TALK...

[the-muppet-joker-272]

If he won’t talk to you even after you’re honest with him then maybe it’s not worth it chat. I mean, he’s super nice but he’s got his head in his ass. Maybe it’s time to go to the woods for a little bit to get some great air.

[consciousgordiacea]

YEAH I MIGHT JUST NEED TO BRAT OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SEA AND DISAPPEAR FOREVER LOL THIS IS THE WORST HOLIDAY EVER I CAN'T GO ON LIKE THIS

[the-muppet-joker-272]

or just like. For a couple weeks to let both you and him think about it for a while. Not forever.

[scarlet-worms-old]

NOT FOREVER PLEASE

[consciousgordiacea]

youre not a bad person it was just a miscommunication anon needs to get a grip

I'M ALREADY FREAKING THE FUCK OUT ENOUGH!!!! THIS IS GONNA FUCK EVERYTHING UP!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK DO I NEED TO FUCK OFF INTO THE SEA NEVER TO RETURN OR SOMETHING???

[scarlet-worms-old]

NO NOT AGAIN

[scarlet-worms-old]

hay scarlet... um im liek rlly sry abt escaipn ferm da hopitall n steeln a cop crar 2 go rnun ovr dat vampyr culltiest leedr...i tink i waz undr sum gunsjot wund indooced sycosiz zo itz trecnicly nyat mie fawlt?

Really? Woowww that must have been sooo scary for you, I'm soo sorry for yelling at yo-GET BACK IN THIS FUCKING HOSPITAL BED IMMEDIATLY OR ELSE IM BURNING YOUR PHONE

[lifeofanemogirl]

y-YUO WUDNT DAIR, U WUDNT DOO SMTHN DAT CRUEL :((((

[scarlet-worms-old]

Wanna find out?

[scarlet-worms-old]

hay scarlet... um im liek rlly sry abt escaipn ferm da hopitall n steeln a cop crar 2 go rnun ovr dat vampyr culltiest leedr...i tink i waz undr sum gunsjot wund indooced sycosiz zo itz trecnicly nyat mie fawlt?

Really? Woowww that must have been sooo scary for you, I'm soo sorry for yelling at yo-GET BACK IN THIS FUCKING HOSPITAL BED IMMEDIATLY OR ELSE IM BURNING YOUR PHONE

[lifeofanemogirl]

YOU ARE IN SO MUCH FUCKING TROUBLE. GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW OR ELSE.

um. wee doo dis l8r?? im rlly cloas :(((

[scarlet-worms-old]

OH YOU ARE SO DEAD

[scarlet-worms-old]

Evelyn. You better not have done what I think you've just done.

[scarlet-worms-old]

This guy keeps staring at me. It's making me nervous. Though I do feel some sense of recognition when I look at him but I can't quite pinpoint it.

[scarlet-worms-old]

I've been trying to gather enough money to pay the hospital bills but the couches in the waiting room have been run dry and no one left any more wallets behind in the morgue :(

[my-blue-birdie]

let me send you some information on who you can charge

[scarlet-worms-old]

Oh you're to kind, I'm sure I can sort this out by myself, no payment needed :)

[scarlet-worms-old]

I've been trying to gather enough money to pay the hospital bills but the couches in the waiting room have been run dry and no one left any more wallets behind in the morgue :(

[consciousgordiacea]

HAVE YOU TRIED APPEALING TO THE HOSPITAL'S CHARITY CARE POLICY?

[scarlet-worms-old]

Yes but they need a "legal" guardian to provide a signature and currently I am very illegal

[scarlet-worms-old]

I've been trying to gather enough money to pay the hospital bills but the couches in the waiting room have been run dry and no one left any more wallets behind in the morgue :(