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"Knife"
Sorry for the inactivity
Just dropping by here to say I might become more active here
No one's giving much of a sht on my other blog which isn't helping my stress, so I might move over here
...ALSO HOW THE HELL DID I FROM 49 TO 78 FOLLOWERS BY DOING NOTHING!?
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"Mrrrrwuh?"
Oddities over oddities. This forest will never stop surprising you with strange passengers. The huge bull watches something sitting on a rock that looks oddly like a china doll, with pretty hair and exquisite clothing, only that it wiggles its legs and blinks. Maybe a living chinadoll?
To make sure this wasn’t the case, he finally leant in, and pressed his nose against her tiny neck, sniffing. Hmmm, what an odd smell…
"Wuh wuh…?"
The angry little princess of slaughter was calm for once. Tired of her father's jokes and the bigger people laughing at her, some of them may or may not have been stabbed in the shin... She was such a tiny lass too, not even four feet. She was scraping the blade of her one remaining knife, barely a kitchen knife, before she felt something wet touch her neck.
She had a strong smell of flowers. Luxury soaps for someone of such a high class. Cherry blossoms, roses, jasmine and...Oddly the scent of rabbit was there too. Her golden eyes widened as she pushed herself off the rock, landing uncomfortably but gracefully on her feet like a real rabbit hopping as she spun to stare at this gigantic creature. Heart hammering in her chest, she chose to be aggressive in her manner.
After all, she was a child. Any child would be scared of such a creature, at first. Though, he did remind her of her Dad's appearance before he was made a robot..
"Wh-Who're you!?" she said, holding her tiny toothpick of a blade in both hands as she glared at him, trying to scare this thing
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When Miki fights with the guards and accidentally slices an ear off, she will patch it back on. She won't kill guards she's not heartless afterall.
"Good news everyone, shark fin soup for dinner tonight~"
And the Father of the year award goes too..
40 followers already
♝— ❞Sword.”
Oh, look at that. Someone already pulled the sacred sword joke. Except it’s not a joke. There is a sociopath shark in the room with the actual sacred sword. This is no longer funny.
Despite how unimpressed and furious she looked, as with every angry child, there was usually quite a bit of fear underneath. That didn't stop the young girl from sliding her biggest, sharpest of blades from the concealed pockets of her sleeves
"A toothpick eh? Cute, you think that'll hurt the princess of slaughter do you?"
♝— ❞… Ah. Oh, uh. Knock knock…?”
"Ooh! Who's there?" she asked, tilting her head.
“But.. why ? Yes seems to be a perfectly acceptable answer.”
"Because, it's supposed to be a joke...You say " Who's there" she explained, pulling her kimono's sleeves down miserably to show the collection of knives concealed " and I say KNIFE!"
"Knock Knock"
♝— ❞… Who’s… There?”
"Knife!" she cackled, revealing the eight knives, four for each hand under her kimono. She didn't attack though, just laugh like a madwoman.
Stop your father, he is making bad jokes.
" I can't, believe me I would but once he's a going there's no a stopping"
"Puns, Puns everywhere, why're you all doing this?"
Send me "How do you live with yourself?" and my character will be forced to confess one of their insecurities.
"Knock Knock"
“Yes ?”
"Nnooo! You're supposed to ask who's there!"
"Knock Knock"