Dear bitch. I have trouble making friends. What are you going to do about it?
-Jax’s submission to the suggestion box
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@incorrectdigitalcircus
Dear bitch. I have trouble making friends. What are you going to do about it?
-Jax’s submission to the suggestion box
Caine: I have prepared something for just such an emergency.
Pomni: You’re prepared for a bunch of Abstracted players escaping the cellar?
Caine: That is correct!
Pomni: How do you plan for that?!?!
Caine: Lucky Guess?
Pomni: Why is Jax gagged?
Zooble: He wouldn't stop talking.
Pomni: Even when he was unconscious?
Zooble: Especially when he was unconscious!
Caine: You deserve a prize! Here, have a head that's always screaming!
Caine: *summons the Angel*
Kinger: *violently swinging a metal pipe*
Pomni: Whoa, where'd that come from!?
Kinger: I punched an oil drum!
Caine: You know, studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun.
Caine: That's why I own ten guns, in case some maniac tries to sneak in a ladder.
Jax, to Pomni: Welcome to the Digital Circus, you're joining at a bit of a low point.
Ragatha: He's very excitable, so don't say anything to surprise him.
Kinger: Pleased to meet you.
Pomni: Actually, we've met once before.
Kinger: WHAT!? *explodes*
Kinger: Why does Ragatha look so worried?
Zooble: What are you talking about? She looks exactly like she always does.
Kinger: To you, perhaps. But I've finally learned how to read her emotions. Her lips are slightly pursed, and she's blinking at eight-second intervals as opposed to her normal ten.
Kinger: Oh my god, she's having a meltdown.
Zooble: "Meltdown" seems excessive.
Kinger: Yeah, it's a meltdown. Mark my words.
Kinger: Hey there, Ragatha! Everything okay?
Ragatha: No, I'm having a meltdown.
Zooble: Props, that was amazing.
Gummigoo: You either buckle down and do your work, or you'll end up at McDonald's.
Chad: We're going to McDonald's if I don't do my work?
Gummigoo: No-
Caine: What's your greatest strength?!
Kinger: My decisiveness!
Kinger:
Kinger: W-Wait, I changed my mind!
Zooble: (slaps a “TEAM %$!#ED™” sign on the wall) So.
Zooble, to Pomni: Welcome to being %$!#ed™.
Gangle: Do you think Pomni could really have a normal adventure?
Zooble: Short answer: No.
Zooble: Long answer: Nooooooooooooooooo...
Ragatha: If you see anyone-
Jax, pulling out the shotgun: Murder them!
Ragatha: HIDE! If you see anyone, HIDE!
Jax: You know, when you're right, you're right.
Pomni: No, we don't have time for-
Pomni:
Pomni: Yeah, I am right...
Ragatha: Wait, hold on. This is no time to be hysterical.
Jax: It's the perfect time to be hysterical.
Kinger: Should we be HYSTERICAL?
Zooble: No!
Gangle: Yes!
Ragatha: Maybe, but not right now!
Pomni: It's about time I contributed to the online discourse.
Pomni: Bricks are domesticated rocks.
Zooble: Stop.
Jax: Let her speak!