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kade | 20 | he/him

[deathonaspoon]

directory

main blog: you are here :)

selfship blog: @cherrytreeshipper

pokemon irl blogs: @cherrytree-irl + others at @kades-rp-lore-hell

art tag: #art tag

art fight: deathonaspoon

[yourfaveisintersex]

Cotton Candy Blizzard from Dairy Queen in Real Life is intersex, and it has hyperestrogenism!

[jenny-holzer]

[certified-cervid]

Collecting kitty orbs increases your meow score

[virdthebird]

🌻Damien

Meet my childhood videogame crush, i am so normal about him, he is the silly ever

Im addicted to fantasy life i, help (or play with me)

[chimerakisu]

ik nobody's talking about these songs anymore but I've been thinkin about this ship ever since ERB came out so... I call this "Confessions of a Rotten Ego Renegade Boy" because it's dumb and it fits them

genuinely obsessed w this concept now might draw these gay sillies more

[dogpuppy]

[luxiomahariel]

being a trans guy is so fun (heavy sarcasm) because youll tell someone "hey, your jokes about how all men are the scum of the earth are hurtful to me" and theyll respond with the most misogynistic "oh stop being such an oversensitive little bitch"

like, oh youre just all around bigoted and unsafe, okay

[auckie]

[kurulover]

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

[kurulover]

[warningboyxboy]

[warningboyxboy]

[warningboyxboy]

[warningboyxboy]

[sandmandaddy69]

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

[ferret-on-pancakes]

[its-your-mind]

[miteistic]

[nick-nonya]

[cleanedupcorporationprogress]

[boothyghost]

[all-save-challenge]

I love this post especially the rat part

going on me feed

[trolleybusaberrations]

what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post

[bingle-official]

[primordialsoupvendor]

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[definitely-not-a-plant]

[spectroacha]

DOES IT NOT STOP

[pixxyofice]

make that trio polyamorous

[foldingfittedsheets]

My girlfriend and I are laying quietly in the pitch black bedroom. In a soft whisper with no inflection, I said, “Someone is here.”

My girlfriend’s whole body stiffens and they go, “What the FUCK!”

They didn’t feel the little kitty feet I felt or have the context so instead of understanding a cat was joining us in bed they thought I was signaling the start of a horror movie.