Biohazard

the ramblings of an overly emotional teenager

[scarletmenacecos]

Star Wars gatekeepers acting like Ben Quadrinaros is some kind of litmus test for how much of a fan you are when EVERYBODY and their mother knows who he is, like for starters he's in the movies, and on top of that his name gets mentioned and he's part of a somewhat significant plot point?? Don't joke around with me. "Oh blah blah I'm such a huge Star Wars nerd, my glup shitto is Ben Quadrinaros!" You Do Not Know Ball. You wouldn't even know Clegg Holdfast if I showed you a picture of him and told you his name. And trust me I KNOW glup shittos and I KNOW Star Wars. Max Rebo has been my glup shitto for years and then they put him in The Book of Boba Fett and all of a sudden he's Mr. Popular and I can't even call him a glup shitto anymore. You want a real litmus test for Star Wars fandom? There's never gonna be one! That's the truth buddy-o because your niche fave will become popular and that is just the truth of it. So get a life and stop asking random women if they even know who Revan is because yes they mcfreaking do because YOU made him popular by talking about him all the dang time!

[scarletmenacecos]

Mormon freudianism be like: all sons are attracted to their mother and their mother and their mother and their mother and

[dragon-in-a-fez]

if you washed any clothes recently this is a friendly reminder to put them on the chair and then on the bed and then on the chair and then on the bed and then on the chair and then

[scarletmenacecos]

One must imagine sisyphus moving his laundry pile

[deltagalacticdaydreamer]

From the director who brought you the hit film, "how do we justify burning the Mona Lisa", comes the next entry of his hit whodunnit series, "how do we justify punching a child"

[judblanc]

realest line in the movie

[crisismoth]

sometimes i be saying im gonna go to bed and then i dont go to bed. frequently in fact. this is because i have the heart of an optimist and the soul of a liar

[is-that-sand-in-my-waffles]

imagine living in a small town in new york and your local doctor looks exactly like Famous Actor and Hot Sauce Icon Jeremy Renner. what do you even do in that situation. would you perhaps wish that there was an app where you could post about this strange coincidence-

[radiqueer]

Human relationships are not transactional but they are reciprocal, which I think many of you with your ‘i don’t owe anyone anything’ shtick are too happy to forget

[pukicho]

Couldn't imagine loving an english person. "Blimey that's a wedding ring, 'innit" - like come on, get it together

[burning-britain-official]

Couldn't imagine loving an American person.

"Boy, howdy, that's a weddin' ring. Well, I'd be damb" - like come on, get it together

[pukicho]

Let me have this. Look at the state of my country. Let me have this.

[whoreiorcats]

[autophage]

You make soup in a big bowl. You serve it in a smaller bowl. And then you convey it, using a spoon, to your mouth. But what is the spoon? Simply a smaller bowl still

[bibaleen]

[solitairians]

when I was like 14 I used to reblog these posts on here that were like "YOUR 20S ARE NOT AN IMAGINARY RACE YOURE DOING JUST FINE!!" just to be positive towards my older mutuals even though i didn't really get what they were about and I'd be in the tags like "#so true!! #everyone does things at their own pace!!" and now im 24 I'm thinking back to it and it's like Oh of course the imaginary race. Which im losing

[river-of-wine]

This fanfiction writing is easy

[itmightbehere]

Art done by Isabella Watling, shared by Rian Johnson

[scarletmenacecos]

They're making us use the kid's preferred pronounds now #wokemelas

[scarletmenacecos]

They've started bringing an emotional support dog to the Omelas pit twice a year and letting the kid pet it and sometimes they put a few cheese cubes into the kid's food bowl, so it's not even really suffering at this point.

[redstonedust]

everyone deserves a lifechanging lesbian experience. not a woman? simply have a lifechanging experience with a lesbian. im thinking a noble quest or hiding a body together or something.